Am I a sicko if I am hooking trying to hook it up with these two girls that are in high school? They are 18 years old I am 24 years old. They graduate high school in a week. What would you guys do. These girls are hot. What should I do? Girls I need your advice too.

If I were you, I'd just come back next week with made up stories about ****ing them both in the ass on the same night. Then you save yourself all that energy.

no. do it. **** them hard. go. now.

18 is of age and reaches the ultamite gullable requirements. they are about to reach their prime.... leave your scent embeded in thier minds for the rest of their worthless lives.

Ask them if they would like some candy to get into your car.

Originally posted by Allison
If I were you, I'd just come back next week with made up stories about ****ing them both in the ass on the same night. Then you save yourself all that energy.


OOOOooOOOoooooOOooohhhh!!! OWN3d!!!

Lenny aint gonna take that ****! Or is he? :?:

Here are pics of the two, maybe this will help you?

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/33/44/84433/19803089044l.jpg


http://photos.friendster.com/photos/85/14/44158/60911914831l.jpg

Did I tell you about this guy I went home with from the bar last night? I sodomized him for liek 14 hours straight. let me find a pic of him.

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Here are pics of the two, maybe this will help you?

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/33/44/84433/19803089044l.jpg


http://photos.friendster.com/photos/85/14/44158/60911914831l.jpg

whichever one is not being used, perferably the one on the top coz i dont dig RED Xs... bring em over. i want to BANG BANG BANG. Yes, BANG BANG BANG. Do they BANG BANG BANG?! :-/

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
no. do it. **** them hard. go. now.

18 is of age and reaches the ultamite gullable requirements. they are about to reach their prime.... leave your scent embeded in thier minds for the rest of their worthless lives.

best advice i have ever heard

http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/11rollins.jpg

Yeah, he keeps calling my house now, but I'm like "**** that"...I got what i was after..

Did people forget about getting a chick hammered? It almost always works.

umm. i now see the picture of the RED X. It is now one big PINK TIT! I love it! YES! YES! DO IT!!!!!

Originally posted by Allison
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/11rollins.jpg

Yeah, he keeps calling my house now, but I'm like "**** that"...I got what i was after..

**** YOU ALLISON!
YOU DID NOT SODOMIZE HIM!!:cuss:

Basically these girls have said they already wanna ****. The first girl takes it in the ass. I think she might be a keeper. The second one is a good **** from what my friend told me. She also has big tits. What to do? What to do?

Tuffguy, do em both, in da pooter, BALLS DEEP.

Allison, notice how NO ONE ****ING CARES?

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
best advice i have ever heard

thank you, sir. it only happens on rare occassion. lets charish this moment.

*closes eyes, and bows head in silence* ....

Did you met them online?

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Tuffguy, do em both, in da pooter, BALLS DEEP.

Allison, notice how NO ONE ****ING CARES?

its called mochary and clownage, son.

Originally posted by Allison
Did I tell you about this guy I went home with from the bar last night? I sodomized him for liek 14 hours straight. let me find a pic of him.

I know you are lying now. Henry Rollins is a ***. For reals he is a **** chugger. Plus hewouldnt like a girl with big legs like you Allison.

Luke, **** off. No person on this board can recall one thing you've ever actually posted.

Originally posted by Gman
Did you met them online?

Yes i did. It is so easy. There is the best site in the world to meet girls on. It is called Friendster. Everyone laughed at me when I put it up and asked if they wanted to join. Oh well there loss. These are the benefits.

I hate when its my loos.

She pointed out my lack of internet popularity, I "loos".


LEARN TO SPELL.

Actually, ****er, I was mocking the post above mine. Learn to read.

Originally posted by Allison
Actually, ****er, I was mocking the post above mine. Learn to read.

I know you werent talking about me? I know how to spell. Clarify yourself please Allison.

I found a penny today

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Yes i did. It is so easy. There is the best site in the world to meet girls on. It is called Friendster. Everyone laughed at me when I put it up and asked if they wanted to join. Oh well there loss. These are the benefits.

I'm sorry, how did he spell it? How did you spell it? I think you need more practice with your keyboard.

Thats cute how you went and corrected yourself. Wow. I wouldnt have ever figured that you may have edited.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I found a penny today

Heads or tails?

Do them, that simple.

**** and balls?

Heads

Originally posted by Allison
Thats cute how you went and corrected yourself. Wow. I wouldnt have ever figured that you may have edited.

Funny thing. DOesnt say I edited it.

Thats cool, lenny. Just keep ****ing 14 chicks a night.

Originally posted by Allison
Thats cool, lenny. Just keep ****ing 14 chicks a night.

CALM DOWN SLUT *****

It burns when I pee

Originally posted by Curly Howard
It burns when I pee

that would be gonerea, bro. get it checked out.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
It burns when I pee

Drink lots of water

Originally posted by Allison
Thats cool, lenny. Just keep ****ing 14 chicks a night.

Or anything with at least two legs.

Originally posted by Allison
Thats cool, lenny. Just keep ****ing 14 chicks a night.

Where do you get 14 chicks a night from? Are you mad cuz of the big legs comment I made? I know what I get and dont get. I have no need to lie on the internet to make my ego bigger. Anyone who knows me, knows I am telling the truth. Just cuz you are a fat piece of **** doesnt mean you need to be upset.

Originally posted by Bella
Or anything with at least two legs.

I actually prefer one leg. It makes it easier to get in and out.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
CALM DOWN SLUT *****

I like this guy. He's cool.

Eat a dick.

HA HA HA he said....then he said....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Luke's been on the warpath today.

I'm in a good mood so I feel like making people hate me when I really don't give a ****.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Eat a dick.

Thats not all. Allison will eat anything you put infromt of her. She is a ****ing porker.

fat fatty fat fat

Seems like Allison has a fan club. Hey slim where you at? Hurry up and post before dinner time comes around. I wanna have a flame war.

I think she ran off crying

I think she went todrown her sorrows in food.

Yo Tuff', that chick that digs ass ramming...be careful with her. She looks like she likes to scratch backs ans **** doing missionary. I swear...if she ****s up that wicked back tattoo I'll.....

Originally posted by Kamino
Yo Tuff', that chick that digs ass ramming...be careful with her. She looks like she likes to scratch backs ans **** doing missionary. I swear...if she ****s up that wicked back tattoo I'll.....

She does like scratching and bitting. I am so into it. She wont **** up my tat cuz i will punch her in the face. Oh wait, she might like that?

Lord knows I do...

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Lord knows I do...

Do you wanna hook up then?

God no.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
God no.

just checking. I mean I didnt want to sound gay or anyhting.

Understood. hahaha

Hey, I dont wanna sound gay or anything, but unicorns are cool.

"The Last Unicorn" is an excellent movie.

18? fair game...as long as there 18

I am gonna hit it then, fo sho!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont want to sound like a *** or anything, but I would really like to take you home and make love to you.

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Basically these girls have said they already wanna ****. The first girl takes it in the ass. I think she might be a keeper. The second one is a good **** from what my friend told me. She also has big tits. What to do? What to do?



like you should eveen have to think about it

fisting the only answer

Drop a deuce on her face man

Well I hung out with oneo f the girls and I didnt get any. I couldnt close the deal. I suck.

Those pics are screaming " I will eat my own **** if it is off of your ****".

There is a lot of hatred here lately