My apartment building is like an episode of The Real World. Same thing last summer... best part is I kinda just get to sit there and watch it all while I laugh. And the best part is the amount of youth I get to deal with. All the **** they trivialize and contemplate is exactly that... ****. It's ****ing hilarious.

Last year, neighbor chick #1 decided to get with my roommate. It took them almost a full year of highschool-hallway moments and awkward silences in mutual presence to get those two talkin again. Even now, it's on a half-ass basis... and this chick is CUTE. No one to be on a half-ass basis with.

Neighbor guys #1 and 2 move in, and neighbor chick #2 decides to get with neighbor guy #2. Sure as monkey ****, these two are rockin like rabbits within 1 week, and ready to kill each other within 2. They still are not on speaking terms.

Neighbor guy #1 is about to get with neighbor chick #2, who just moved in. She's got a bangin body, but I can tell she's all about (or was all about) the meth, and that's not very cool. I went up in her place and it's a ****in pit. Anyway, I'm contemplating the end on this one already. This chick's now shootin looks MY way, and neighbor guy #1 is still goin gaga over her. As a matter of fact, when I retired for the evening just last night, she and I and him were all over there watching a beautiful mind, and when she walked out of the room he started goin off about how ****-hungry she was and how laid he was getting. We had just been outside sitting by the pool not an hour earlier, while she rubbed her foot up against my leg and whispered about how muscular it was. This chick's ****in trouble.

And you hang out with these people? For shame, Dave.

HAHAHAHAHA! That is funny! I've learned through trial and error to not bang neighbors or co-workers, but it's always fun to watch other people learn those lessons the HARD way!

They live in my building. I'm not gonna ****in hide in my apartment.

At least I'm not the one ****tin where I eat, tryin to do chicks where I live. I swear me and Rachel are the only ones who find people outside of our building to make sex at.

yeha don't people on meth like go nympho or somthing?

yeah Dave.
And i still havent been told if i left my pills at your pad.

Yeah, nymphos with pizza face and no teeth by 25 are great.

You didn't leave anything at my pad, Blake.

Matta o' FACT, you ended up taking more than you brought.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
You didn't leave anything at my pad, Blake.

Matta o' FACT, you ended up taking more than you brought.

HAHA oh yea... you are my buddy Dave.


Hey that incense is GREAT BTW i need to get me a box.

I ain't saying you need to hole up in your pad like Sgt. Schizo waiting for Charlie to reengage, but why bother watching movies with a **** hungry junky and some dope who wants to stick his dick in her?

Cuz it's entertaining.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Cuz it's entertaining.

Yea that was a great moive.

funny you bring this up dave because the first thing i thought when i saw your apartments was how they look exactly like the ones on melrose place........except you got that huge fence around the pool.

I've seen your neighbours man.

They look like Cletus and his family from Simpsons.

One word:

AVOID AVOID AVOID...

- J.

Hahahahaha...

Dave's neighbour??

http://www.flyinghellfish.com/images/cletus.jpg

That's what I'm talking about mate.

- J.

Amazingly enough, my girlfriends family also resemble them, and I swear her brother and sister will end up getting married. For a 20 year old and 18 year old brother and sister, they have way too much closeness. And not to mention the jealousy issues when another eprson threatens to take their life partner away

Originally posted by seldomTap
Amazingly enough, my girlfriends family also resemble them, and I swear her brother and sister will end up getting married. For a 20 year old and 18 year old brother and sister, they have way too much closeness. And not to mention the jealousy issues when another eprson threatens to take their life partner away

Is your sister, I mean girlfriend, talking to other boys?

Cheer up man, she'll come back to ya.

- J.

I wish she would speak to other guys...but she has the loyalty of a Labrador...sadly she also has the face of one which is where my problems start

Ouch... that's harsh! LOL!

- J.

harsh but fair...that is my motto


seriously, she doesn't have a labradors face...but her body hair is similar

Double pwnage!!! She'd so kill you if she ever read your posts! LOL!

- J.

Mr. Satan has the coolest AV ever. Nice.

Are we talkin' black lab or yellow lab?

Thankfully yellow lab...but it is a ***** on my dark blue couch when she is malting

Dave my advice today....

Take what you want, leave the scraps for the maggots

Heya Astro - how r u dude?

- J.