View Full Version : Words of wisdom from Mike Tyson


Bzob
05-29-2003, 09:46 AM
Mike Tyson hasn't lost his penchant for saying the outrageous.


In a television interview scheduled for broadcast Thursday, Tyson again denied he raped Desiree Washington in 1991 in an Indianapolis hotel room. But he said the burden of being labeled a convicted rapist makes him want to do it now.


"I just hate her guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know,'' Tyson said. "I really wish I did now. But now I really do want to rape her.''


Tyson made the comments during a recent interview in Miami Beach with Greta Van Susteren, who was taking a look back at the circumstances of Tyson's 1992 trial that ended with him convicted of rape and sentenced to six years in prison.


He served three years of the sentence before being released on parole.


A call for comment to Tyson's adviser, Shelly Finkel, was not immediately returned.


The interview will be shown Thursday night on "The Pulse'' on the Fox network.

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Whoremaster B
05-29-2003, 09:53 AM
someone should remove his voice box.

Bzob
05-29-2003, 09:55 AM
Damn you for saying that. I honestly donot blame him for this one. If i was convicted for a rape i did not do. I would want to do it too.

Whoremaster B
05-29-2003, 10:00 AM
he didnt do it huh?

Bzob
05-29-2003, 10:05 AM
well, He says he did not do it.

Whoremaster B
05-29-2003, 10:07 AM
yeah, but he also screams " ill **** ya to you luv me " to female reporters.

hey I hope he didnt do it, it just doesnt seem likely is all

Allison
05-29-2003, 10:09 AM
He's as innocent as Kato's ass is white.

Aaron Bizarre
05-29-2003, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Allison
He's as innocent as Kato's ass is white.


feel about the same way. Doesnt matter, Money can by him enough opinions to lean in his favor. Propaganda is a fickle weapon. he could be telling the truth it just doesnt seem much like it to me.

Bzob
05-29-2003, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
yeah, but he also screams " ill **** ya to you luv me " to female reporters.

hey I hope he didnt do it, it just doesnt seem likely is all

He said I will **** you till you love me "White Boy" to a Male reporter

Bzob
05-29-2003, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Allison
He's as innocent as Kato's ass is white.

I do not get it, Katos ass is bwown like brown sugar?!

Bluecifer
05-29-2003, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by Bzob^x0
well, He says he did not do it.

He also says that he would like to eat children.

Allison
05-29-2003, 10:27 AM
He also said he'd knock lewis into Bolivian.

Bzob
05-29-2003, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
He also says that he would like to eat children.


that was a mis quote...........

Bluecifer
05-29-2003, 10:28 AM
Bolivian? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hadn't heard that! Bolivion! Holy **** that's funny!

Bluecifer
05-29-2003, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Bzob^x0
that was a mis quote...........

Didn't he tell Razor Ruddock that he wanted to eat his children?

Allison
05-29-2003, 10:31 AM
That was Lewis,too..

Also, I was incorrect on Bolivian.

He said he wanted to fade into Bolivian.

"Mike Tyson on his way to "Bolivian."
"I don't know, man," he said. "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

Of course, Tyson meant "oblivion," but "Bolivian" worked so much better, didn't it? It was the fitting conclusion to the Tyson era, one of those classic Tyson malapropisms that summed up everything.

Bluecifer
05-29-2003, 10:33 AM
Still LMAO@"BOLIVIAN"!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Aaron Bizarre
05-29-2003, 10:34 AM
I like the one about "eating children" and "stomping genitals"

Bzob
05-29-2003, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Aaron Misery
I like the one about "eating children" and "stomping genitals"

that classic responce was followed by a woman interupting another reporter and he said something to the fact"Are you talking out of turn?" I usually dont give interviews with women unless i fornicate with them,so unless you are going to ...you know.....you better just shut your mouth"

Bluecifer
05-29-2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by Bzob^x0
that classic responce was followed by a woman interupting another reporter and he said something to the fact"Are you talking out of turn?" I usually dont give interviews with women unless i fornicate with them,so unless you are going to ...you know.....you better just shut your mouth"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SIG MATERIAL!

Whoremaster B
05-29-2003, 10:55 AM
LOMFL I stand corrected. The voice box needs to stay.

It tells foriegners that you need no education or intelligence whatsoever to make it here.

Bzob
05-29-2003, 10:56 AM
Here it is off of an ESPN Interview.

Tyson, usually calm but at times hostile, opened with a lewd response to a female reporter, who asked him about the upcoming fight ("It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know.").

It started off with "are you talking out of turn?"

Bluecifer
05-29-2003, 11:06 AM
Bzob, you are THE MAN! Evertime Il look at your AV I LMAO!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your eyes are bulging so wide that it looks like someone is checking your oil! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is all.

Bzob
05-29-2003, 11:15 AM
:- l

Bluecifer
05-29-2003, 11:19 AM
;-)

Mr. Beelzebub
05-29-2003, 11:27 AM
It is not a quote, but Tyson was on Carson's show about two weeks ago (Last Call). Carson Daly gave Mike a pigeon since he has about 300 of them. Tyson looked at the pigeon and started to poke it hard and then opened the cage and it looked like he was trying to kill the pigeon. The following night Carson said that Tyson was actually trying to kill it because it was a "cheap" one.

Bzob
05-29-2003, 11:34 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Whoremaster B
05-29-2003, 12:00 PM
Thats ****ed up.