View Full Version : I cheated on my girlfriend tonight.....


Zen
05-29-2003, 12:55 AM
with my wife, who I'm seperated from. Damn, I just opened a big can of worms that I should have kept a lid on. Sometimes the POWER of the P is to much for my Super Trooper to endure and he gives in to it's incredible powers of persuasion. I've been thinking that things weren't gonna work out with the GF anyways, so I don't feel to bad about that. But sex with the estranged wife, not really thinking that was to wise of a move right about now. She already wants me to come back, and I'm sure I just threw a can of gasoline on those flames. Anyhew, I'm not to worried about it, I'm just taking it one day at a time, and it was some damn, damn, damn good sex. I know I done, done good when we're both dripping with sweat by the time were done.

Fallout
05-29-2003, 12:59 AM
so, it was worth it?

How did you end up in that situation with your wife anyway?

Zen
05-29-2003, 01:03 AM
I have a daughter and I was dropping her off. My daughter was outside playing, one thing led to another, were in the bed, then were naked, then...well ya know.

It was worth it, sex always is. I've been thinking for a couple of weeks that I wasn't really digging this other girl, and have been contemplating going back to my wife, but I'm just not sure about that. It's like I'm trying to figure out what will be the better thing for the rest of my life, and I just can't figure out which path to take.

seldomTap
05-29-2003, 01:12 AM
I was in almost the same position, minus the kid a couple of years ago.

I had split with a chick of two + years and was kinda seeing someone new that I didn't give two ****s about. Anyhow, me and the ex ****ed like dogs one night and we ended up getting back together. I am still with her and my life sucks. Don't do the same

Zen
05-29-2003, 01:23 AM
Why don't you leave? See, that's why I hate women. The wife says **** will be different, but I'm deathly afraid it won't, then I'll have wasted the extraordinary effort it took to leave in the first place, then I'll probably be to lazy to do it again and be stuck right back where I started. That's why before I commit to anything, I'm gonna make damn sure I'm doing what's right for me.

DOGGx0
05-29-2003, 01:37 AM
damn bro. give her everything and start over. its prolly worth that than to live with headache. **** women. they do nothing but cloud valuable mind space.

Zen
05-29-2003, 01:41 AM
That's what I'm thinking about, but I got 2 kids to think about also. I try not to sweat it too bad, I figure things can only get better from here on out. Just take it 1 day at at time and it will all work it self out eventually.

seldomTap
05-29-2003, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Zen420
Why don't you leave? See, that's why I hate women. The wife says **** will be different, but I'm deathly afraid it won't, then I'll have wasted the extraordinary effort it took to leave in the first place, then I'll probably be to lazy to do it again and be stuck right back where I started. That's why before I commit to anything, I'm gonna make damn sure I'm doing what's right for me.

Things were different for about 12 months when we hooked back up. The last 8 have been kinda strange though. I have a lot of capital invested in this however and if we are not going to be together, I want compensation dammit

Zen
05-29-2003, 01:50 AM
I know how you ****ing feel man. If I stay gone I basically lose everything. I'll have my car and my clothes and that's basically it. Plus I'll be paying probably $600 to $800 a month in child support. She seems to be different, but like I said, my biggest fear is going back to her and **** being just like it was before. It's all good though, as long as I still have my hands and can jerk off a couple times a day, I'm happy.

seldomTap
05-29-2003, 01:51 AM
We are in such similar boats man...we should start a support group

seldomTap
05-29-2003, 01:53 AM
This could be our symbol

http://www.the-ocean.com/misc/images/nomam.jpg

Zen
05-29-2003, 01:57 AM
I saw a tshirt with that on it yesterday actually. I should've got it to warn others. Hopefully our struggles will lead to knowledge and enlightenment, and lots of sex with beautiful women in the afterlife for all the bull**** we both have obviously had to put up with.

ruffneck119
05-29-2003, 02:02 AM
Women will be my downfall. I like them way too much and I want to be around fine girls all the time and treat all nice and stuff. Stupid huh?

(kick her in the cunt)

Zen
05-29-2003, 02:07 AM
Behind every great man, theres a woman, taking his money and making him feel ****ty all the time.

ruffneck119
05-29-2003, 02:11 AM
Or giving him great sex and pissing him off.

seldomTap
05-29-2003, 02:17 AM
Amen brothers...amen.

Regardless of the girl, eventually you will get the urge to cave her skull in I find

miller8966
05-29-2003, 02:45 AM
You guys are a bunch of *****s you should be happyr ur getting sex in the first place.You should all die in the next terrorist attack on america. "oo i just cheat on my girlfriend with my wife and dont know what to do' shut the **** up *****.U ****ing hitler loving queers stop cryingn and be like "listen biotch ur stupid and i cheated on u. thats it. Ps; Im really ****ing drunk so **** u

Zen
05-29-2003, 02:47 AM
Even though that post is mean to me, it's pretty damn funny. Have another Miller Miller.

seldomTap
05-29-2003, 02:48 AM
Thanks for contributing Miller...if I wantes to hear from an ass I would have farted and all, but ypou raise some good points.

Hitler was a great man, who sadly like many great men, confided in women. This is one of the factors that led to his downfall.

True story

miller8966
05-29-2003, 02:53 AM
im pretty drunk
sorry for all the rdue comments
u guys rule

Zen
05-29-2003, 02:58 AM
That's alright, I'm just gonna tell LeftBench to be unmerciful to you the next time you guys roll. Then after he taps you multiple times he's gonna check your oil.

miller8966
05-29-2003, 03:02 AM
hahha.The pics of him tapping me were for show. We actually are pretty even but ne way i hope u die in the next holocaust u jew loving queer

bob
05-29-2003, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap
I was in almost the same position, minus the kid a couple of years ago.

I had split with a chick of two + years and was kinda seeing someone new that I didn't give two ****s about. Anyhow, me and the ex ****ed like dogs one night and we ended up getting back together. I am still with her and my life sucks. Don't do the same


hahahahahahha

Bzob
05-29-2003, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap
I was in almost the same position, minus the kid a couple of years ago.

I had split with a chick of two + years and was kinda seeing someone new that I didn't give two ****s about. Anyhow, me and the ex ****ed like dogs one night and we ended up getting back together. I am still with her and my life sucks. Don't do the same

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Aaron Bizarre
05-29-2003, 09:22 AM
damn Seldom, thats some sad ****. so you pretty much have the ball and chain.

Whoremaster B
05-29-2003, 09:25 AM
BREAK FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( hear chains snap )

Tha Playa
05-29-2003, 09:55 AM
IMO women only change long enough to get you back and feel comfortable again. Actually, I think men do the same thing as well. Having kids does complicate the situation but personaly I would say not to go back. Sounds like to me you'll still be un-happy with her.

Bzob
05-29-2003, 09:59 AM
If you are going to be miserable either way, be miserable with your wife, at least you will be able to raise your children

Aaron Bizarre
05-29-2003, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by prime cut
IMO women only change long enough to get you back and feel comfortable again. Actually, I think men do the same thing as well. Having kids does complicate the situation but personaly I would say not to go back. Sounds like to me you'll still be un-happy with her.


I think its just hard for anyone to change. its habitual like smoking and you need to recognize what your partner hates about you as even a flaw. My ex hated that I went out all the time and wanted me to change so I was home every night. She saw it as a flaw where I didnt.

Bluecifer
05-29-2003, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by ruffneck
Women will be my downfall. I like them way too much and I want to be around fine girls all the time and treat all nice and stuff. Stupid huh?

(kick her in the cunt)

Yes, but don't worry. As soon as some woman metaphorically kicks your teeth down your throat, you'll be cured. Nothing is EXACTLY wrong with being nice to a woman, just as long as this "niceness" is merely a tool to manipulate her into getting what you want.

Bluecifer
05-29-2003, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by Bzob^x0
If you are going to be miserable either way, be miserable with your wife, at least you will be able to raise your children

The retard is correct.

GhosT^x0
05-29-2003, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by Zen420
with my wife, who I'm seperated from. Damn, I just opened a big can of worms that I should have kept a lid on. Sometimes the POWER of the P is to much for my Super Trooper to endure and he gives in to it's incredible powers of persuasion. I've been thinking that things weren't gonna work out with the GF anyways, so I don't feel to bad about that. But sex with the estranged wife, not really thinking that was to wise of a move right about now. She already wants me to come back, and I'm sure I just threw a can of gasoline on those flames. Anyhew, I'm not to worried about it, I'm just taking it one day at a time, and it was some damn, damn, damn good sex. I know I done, done good when we're both dripping with sweat by the time were done.

I've begun to think that someone carbon copied me, and that this carbon copy got pissed and headed south. Sex with the estranged wife... way to be hardcore about ****. Thing that makes it worse is she's already got her head in the clouds of revival, while you've obviously taken the "one day at a time" approach to things. And by supplying her with the crank, you've pretty much jacked up those hopes, and you know it. Your awareness will serve you well here... but bro, seriously, that's just about where all the good points end.

Well, excluding the sweat-dripping and the sex.

Where there was once a firecracker, there is now an M-1000, and I'm laughing at how closely you're holding the flame to the fuse. Your posts on this will bring me great joy and thundering laughter within the next week. Thanks for puttin it out there, bub. Globalmma.com appreciates you.

Bzob
05-29-2003, 10:22 AM
Flamingo Baby


You're a flamingo
you stand on one leg
you're a flamingo baby
you hatched from an egg
well you hold your foot up
so delicately over the sea
and when it comes down
it comes down on me
well it used to want to hump you
I used to want to rock and roll
I was attracted to your gracefulness
but your surprise sure took its toll
now I guess I'd better go out now
gonna try to find something new
and all I'm left with is this craving
for some flamingo stew
now the beauty's in the gutter
the loveliness is off her throne
in the eyes of the beholder it's gone
and now he feels kind of alone
but this feeling it's the kind that will shortly pass
I'm gonna find myself another bird
and roll on down the grass

Bluecifer
05-29-2003, 10:22 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Thank you for making my morning!

Bzob
05-29-2003, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
The retard is correct.

i am just a little slow, also my mom said i was normal. it was that my helmet was on too tight

GhosT^x0
05-29-2003, 10:24 AM
That avatar is priceless. hahahahahahah

Bzob
05-29-2003, 10:26 AM
Actually it is not, and i wil sell it to you for a small price