View Full Version : Scenario: At the gates
GhosT^x0 05-28-2003, 10:52 AM You have just died. Today. That's it. Life as you know it, right now, is over. The only cards you have to play when you reach the other side are the ones you hold now.
You now stand at the gates of heaven. You've got one shot at convincing the big guy that you're worthy of crossin the threshold. You get to say one thing. One sentence. One line. God ain't got time for no bull**** either, so you better make it good.
Go.
Allison 05-28-2003, 10:53 AM I swear to God I never consorted with David Hojak.
Oh ****. I just used your name in vain. Sorry about that, God.
I have always tried to treat people as i like to be treated
GhosT^x0 05-28-2003, 10:54 AM "E'scuuuse me while I whip dis out...."
Allison 05-28-2003, 10:56 AM *GASP
Whoremaster B 05-28-2003, 10:56 AM I only thought about killing alot.
You alway looked taller on T.V?
Aaron Bizarre 05-28-2003, 10:56 AM "I always knew you were a woman, honestly."
"I never pictured so many pitch forks and fire in heaven"?
Allison 05-28-2003, 11:01 AM Why does Bzob end everything with a question mark?
Aaron Bizarre 05-28-2003, 11:03 AM "you short changed me with the hands,forearms and calfs. least this will make it even"
Whoremaster B 05-28-2003, 11:04 AM You short changed me with George, I WANT MY OWN ****IN LIFE.
Aaron Bizarre 05-28-2003, 11:05 AM Man does she owe us big time for that.
"are you guys twins" and " If I hit him will you feel it?" are phrases that will echo in my eternity.
Allison 05-28-2003, 11:06 AM That was the funniest thing you've ever typed.
Allison 05-28-2003, 11:06 AM I meant Hansil.
Fallout 05-28-2003, 11:09 AM I never once watched reality t.v
Whoremaster B 05-28-2003, 11:11 AM God, let me in to restore the balance send the other half to the lake of fire.
And yo G, George loves the ass****
GhosT^x0 05-28-2003, 11:13 AM "Holy **** bro, you've gained weight."
Whoremaster B 05-28-2003, 11:16 AM " what will it cost? I got 30 silver pieces."
Squezze 05-28-2003, 11:33 AM I'm sorry I said I wanted to bang a nun.
GhosT^x0 05-28-2003, 11:33 AM ""Virgin" Mary my ass!!! Moses was hittin it on the side and you know it!!!! OoOoOoOoOooohhhh, daaaaaaaamn, own3d."
VulgarTheClown 05-28-2003, 11:35 AM "Cmon man I got these cheeseburgers I'll suck yo dick!"
Squezze 05-28-2003, 11:42 AM Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
"Cmon man I got these cheeseburgers I'll suck yo dick!"
Gotta be the funniest post ever.
VulgarTheClown 05-28-2003, 11:46 AM Thank you
Tha Playa 05-28-2003, 11:58 AM Vulgar is a straight-up menace.
The Ensanity 05-28-2003, 12:04 PM Sooooo...Youre the BMOC.
Is it Jesus or Hey Zeus?
Okay! You gotta say those things I made those twins do was kinda cool!
The Mouse 05-28-2003, 12:28 PM God: Is that REALLY true??
Me: Yes, but I wanted to do it in the church so it would be in your name. Once I got her over the altar we just couldn't help ourselves but to keep orgasming over and over again. I even recited scripture durring the whole thing.
God: Actually it really worked, everything you felt, I felt too. I may be God but I don't get layed anymore up here.. so ****ing dull up in these parts now adays. You may enter now...
Bluecifer 05-28-2003, 12:37 PM Why are you still all pissed off over something that happened thousands of years ago? Can't you just get over it and let us back into the Garden?
The Mouse 05-28-2003, 12:41 PM Well technically you ****ed your mom too, so let's just forget about the whole thing and erase that from my record eh?
Bluecifer 05-28-2003, 12:46 PM Originally posted by Mouse
Well technically you ****ed your mom too, so let's just forget about the whole thing and erase that from my record eh?
!?!?!?!?!?!? Wha-wha-what!?
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