Squezze
05-28-2003, 01:09 AM
Yes, my girlfriend is a mormon. Today the subject of religion came up and she said, "I'm actually a mormon". And this girl is wild. I dunno why girls who grow up strictly religious have this wild side, but damn I like it.
Anyone else ever been with a mormon?
VulgarTheClown
05-28-2003, 01:14 AM
my brother dated a moron scuse me i mean mormon. First time i met her i made her cry.
WHy?
I started talkin to her about Jesus.
LOL IT WAS SO FUNNY!
Fallout
05-28-2003, 01:20 AM
I know a girl that grew up in a very reilgious house hold
She is now planning a vacation to Atlanta to go have sex with other women
Squezze
05-28-2003, 01:23 AM
It all becomes clear to me. The more religious a person is, the wilder and more insane they are. I need to find a nun next or something.
Fallout
05-28-2003, 01:30 AM
Why do you think Catholic school girls are so popular?
VulgarTheClown
05-28-2003, 01:32 AM
cause they let you **** them in the ass and then they swallow your cum
Squezze
05-28-2003, 01:34 AM
I'm so going to hell for saying I wanna bang a nun.
From now on, I'm gonna look for girls at the local church.
seldomTap
05-28-2003, 02:46 AM
I use to date a good Catholic girl. She was always very curious and was keen to try anything.
Her mother ****en hated me and once chased me down her dirveway calling me the Anti Christ
Fallout
05-28-2003, 03:01 AM
but you are the anti-christ
seldomTap
05-28-2003, 03:02 AM
Perhaps you are right, but I was a good boy back then, I was only 17 and hadn't realised a lot of things yet.
Fallout
05-28-2003, 03:05 AM
If only you knew back then what you know now
Fallout
05-28-2003, 03:05 AM
you probably would of taken pictures
seldomTap
05-28-2003, 03:06 AM
I did take pictures...that is why she chased me down her driveway.
That and her medication
rtbrouwer
05-28-2003, 03:53 AM
LOL, I tought the thread title said "My girlfriend is a MORON" so I was about to reply that the same kind of people always date but a mormon is something diffirent. Religion is good IMO.
realkaps
05-28-2003, 04:50 AM
I used to be a Mormon, I was excommunicated from the church for selling copys of the Book of Mormon on the black market. Not really, I just realized that religion is bull**** and quit going to church.....