its chav christmas boys! (friday) how will you be celebrating this festive event?

By sitting in my Fiesta in McDonald's car park, pumping out tunes, smoking weed and hopefully getting some crumpet.

you taking the piss out of my religion? ill ****in stab you

tucking my tracker bottoms in to my socks, and buying as much burberry clothes and my giro will cover

10 cans of Stella and 10 Richmond Superkings on the local park, while terrorising some old people.

10 cans of Stella and 10 Richmond Superkings on the local park, while terrorising some old people.

the venger bus is comin'
and all the kids are runnin'
from arsenal to manchester
hes a ****in' child molester!

lets ****in ave em

Getting the bus down so we can play mcing on our fones and sit at the back.

a couple of bottles of lambrusco (almost said 20-20 can you still get that) and i night in a bus-stop.

I’ll be watching Doctor Who reruns, and drinking Guinness all while my ‘chavette’ missus blows me…

just back from mugging the old dears down the bingo

gotta be home by 10, my ****ing tag goes ape ****

just back from mugging the old dears down the bingo

gotta be home by 10, my ****ing tag goes ape ****

I did that once, I'm not proud of it. :(

If every chav in the world died.............Who would miss em??

If every chav in the world died.............Who would miss em??
hoody manufactures, Burberry, and Ben Sherman and Sports world

the venger bus is comin'
and all the kids are runnin'
from arsenal to manchester
hes a ****in' child molester!

lets ****in ave em

There's only one Arsene Wenger,
One Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of crisp and a cheeky smile
Wenger is a ****ing paedophile.

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There's only one Arsene Wenger,
One Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of crisp and a cheeky smile
Wenger is a ****ing paedophile.

:banana:

Your cup run is over.

Your cup run is over.


Its February and your season is over. :owned:

:banana:

Its February and your season is over. :owned:

:banana:

Touché :rolleyes: