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VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 11:52 PM
Diablo9719: your squeezybean on sherdog right?
SSquezzeS: Um. No. I am not squeezybean from Sherdog.
SSquezzeS: Dude, I'm gonna smack you.
Diablo9719: what are you talkin about
Diablo9719: i heard you got big boobies
Diablo9719: wanan cyber?
Diablo9719: I CAST DARK
Diablo9719: so i can't see your fat ass!
SSquezzeS: You are one weird dude.
Diablo9719: then i charge my broadsword with lighting magic
Diablo9719: i use my attack roll. I roll 2d8
SSquezzeS: You bother me.
Diablo9719: I HIT!
Diablo9719: your bleedind from your head!!!
Diablo9719: I roll against 2d8
Diablo9719: CRITICAL HIT!
Diablo9719: I lob your head off

Squezze
05-27-2003, 12:02 AM
See, Vulgar made something which was really funny at one point, into a black hole of funniness where nothing funny can ever exist again.

VulgarTheClown
05-27-2003, 12:03 AM
SHUT UP!

Kamino
05-27-2003, 12:43 AM
shut the **** up.

VulgarTheClown
05-27-2003, 12:53 AM
honest, Kamino was it funny?

Kamino
05-27-2003, 01:01 AM
Actually it was. lol. Can we digtial **** sometimes pal?

realkaps
05-27-2003, 01:08 AM
I see where you guys got the warnings from......

VulgarTheClown
05-27-2003, 01:14 AM
yeah, squeeze was a ***** and warned me

Tom
05-27-2003, 09:53 AM
what happens anyway when you are warned? I don't get it.

VulgarTheClown
05-27-2003, 10:13 AM
when you get warned you gotta wait longer till your next msg can be sent.

Whoremaster B
05-27-2003, 11:10 AM
A critical hit! very nice dude.