Because lately you've been a ****ty pile of **** on here.

Everyone has their posting high's a low's... he's been busy. Clearly, lately you are NOT.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Because lately you've been a ****ty pile of **** on here.

I just said this in another thread

What gives Curly?

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Everyone has their posting high's a low's... he's been busy. Clearly, lately you are NOT.

I work 8 hours a day. It's not my fault I'm as funny as I am.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I work 8 hours a day. It's not my fault I'm as funny as I am.

me too

Maybe its like when you jerk off too much and run out of sperm.

Maybe Curly has just run out of witty insightful posts

Give it time...

Originally posted by Creed
Maybe its like when you jerk off too much and run out of sperm.

Maybe Curly has just run out of witty insightful posts


Well, that was a quick run he had.

Weak

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Weak

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's back to his old self again.

I still say I should of won that one.....

I stand by my votes to this day.

yeah well, i think i would clean house in a new competition. My spelling errors alone are more interesting than most people's posts

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I stand by my votes to this day.

ditto

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
yeah well, i think i would clean house in a new competition. My spelling errors alone are more interesting than most people's posts

I very rarely read any of your posts. I usually just watch your avatar and pretend it's ex-girlfriends getting slashed.

Your spelling errors dont even come close to Vulgar and Gmans Mr. Satan....

I usually only read posts by people I know are going to be good.

Mr. Satan has worse spelling than me!

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I usually only read posts by people I know are going to be good.

yep

Well it's a lot different here then it was when I first joined. Now all we get is Ben trying to act like Mat Jensen...or what the people in So.Cal will be doing on the weekend....Bella,Gman,HockeyFighter and a lot of the others aren't here much anymore. Dogg has turned in to Mr.Nice guy...So it's kind of hard to be funny when There's no one to play along.

How am i like Mat Jensen?

I'll play along, ****face!!!

http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8973

Blue, gman, bella and hockey... wish they would/could post more. tanner is filling the void curley left behind. but seeing as kaps has noticable slowed down lately im not sure if tanner can hold this together.

I'm trying, Luke...........I'm trying

i will be the glue!

I'll make a glue-like subatance

i don't see how i lost the best all around poster award. you know, because my posts are always funny, informing, thought provoking, or just an all out pleasure to read. never boring.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i don't see how i lost the best all around poster award. you know, because my posts are always funny, informing, thought provoking, or just an all out pleasure to read. never boring.

And you are?

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

TANNER OWNED THAT GUY WHOS NAME I DON"T KNOW!

:-(

Originally posted by Cesaro
:-(

Hey look...........there's good old what's his face making another post.

HAHAHAH whats his face owns

i don't know how to do this.

How to do what, Cesaro?

make witty comments that are belittling about other posters. but if you wish to take this to general multimedia, i'm sure i can edit your posts and make it look like you are saying bad things about yourself. i'm sure that would be funny and original. clever, as well.

cesaro your signature makes little sense??

they are lyrics from the song jerk off by tool.

they are angry lyrics that are supposed to show reflection of my inner self because i have built up rage inside because i am thoroughbred loser in real life. by adding these lyrics to my signature it alerts other posters of globalmma that i am indeed a troubled and angry youth. by alerting other posters of this it refrains them from picking on me, because if they did i would shank them in the kidney. you know, because i'm all angry and ****.

Originally posted by Cesaro
if you wish to take this to general multimedia, i'm sure i can edit your posts and make it look like you are saying bad things about yourself. i'm sure that would be funny and original. clever, as well.

I always rip on myself. It would probably make me laugh.

so do i, it is what i specialize in. and i suck at that.

haha, wow you talk exactly like a friend of mine.

does your friend get laid?

no, he's too quiet.

oh, i'm not quiet but chicks just hate me.

i'm in your boat.

yeah, i think another reason is if you look past all my flaws, there's still nothing good to see.

Cesaro
SHUT THE **** UP WITH ALL THIS BULL****!

Wow, you = me.

vulgar, if i did, i'd never post.

Cesaro's posts are always entertaining......

Welcome to Pathetic Depression 101

Normally I'd step in here and become the savoir of this Off Topic forum, but getting laid on a regular basis might limit my time on here. And oh how I've missed getting laid on a regular basis.

being pathetic is what i'm all about, i don't think i'm depressed though.

Originally posted by Squezze
Normally I'd step in here and become the savoir of this Off Topic forum, but getting laid on a regular basis might limit my time on here. And oh how I've missed getting laid on a regular basis.

you must come hither to the cage, the sanctuary from creed.

SHOW ME THE MONEY~! SHOW ME THE MONEY~!

i found 84 cents under my couch.

I'm using smart drugs now so you should all notice a radical improvement in the quality of my posts.