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Eyes Of The South
05-25-2003, 08:16 PM
Say something about the person who posted before you.My name is Jon.Ok guys keep it going \m/

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:18 PM
Jon hearts black sausage

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 08:25 PM
Tanner is burnt

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:26 PM
Ben wants to see my ****

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 08:27 PM
Tanner wants to show it to me

Prince
05-25-2003, 08:27 PM
goddamnit

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:27 PM
Cesaro and Ben are sexually frustrated

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 08:28 PM
tanner has no poonany

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
tanner has no poonany

Yes, boys have a penis

Prince
05-25-2003, 08:30 PM
Tanner was correct about me being sexually frustrated.

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 08:35 PM
Cesaro is to hard on himself

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:39 PM
Ben can't get hard

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 08:40 PM
Tanner is diluted

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:41 PM
Ben lives in fantasy land.......where chicks dig him

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 08:43 PM
Tanner is full of **** with his last post.

Ben knows *****es hate him.

Tanner can get them but can't keep them, mabye its cause he can't satisfy them?

Tom
05-25-2003, 08:44 PM
Vulgar wants Tanner's yogurt slinger.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:45 PM
Ben thinks my problem is satisfaction when it's actually all my inner demons.

One day Ben will be asst. manager at burger king and everyhing will finally make sense

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 08:46 PM
One day tanner will recognise his inner deamons are not really demons but that he is homo and loves the ****.

Tom
05-25-2003, 08:46 PM
Tanner molests little children.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Tom
Vulgar wants Tanner's yogurt slinger.

Tom's left arm is larger than mine

Tom
05-25-2003, 08:47 PM
Tanner has big feet.

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 08:47 PM
Tanner has no social life so he waits in this thread for me to post to try and talk ****

Tom
05-25-2003, 08:47 PM
Vulgar wants me to go to FAU

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 08:48 PM
Tom is right

Tom
05-25-2003, 08:49 PM
Vulgar's wrists are slit.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
One day tanner will recognise his inner deamons are not really demons but that he is homo and loves the ****.

Ben will one dasy realize that instead of skiping school to go to duncan donuts to stuff his face, he shouldv'e been learing the English language. It will be the worst decision he ever made. Besides giving up girls.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Tanner has no social life so he waits in this thread for me to post to try and talk ****

This coming from a guy with almost 7000 posts.

Tom
05-25-2003, 08:51 PM
Tanner is getting the better of Vulgar.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Tom
Tanner is getting the better of Vulgar.

Tom is correct

Tom
05-25-2003, 08:58 PM
Tanner- what's going on?

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 08:58 PM
Tanner is correct to the matter that I too have no life.

I was just pointing it out because we are sewn from the same cloth.

OH and **** tannerfor givin me ****.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Tanner is correct to the matter that I too have no life.

I was just pointing it out because we are sewn from the same cloth.

OH and **** tannerfor givin me ****.

Ben is angry.

Tom
05-25-2003, 09:01 PM
Tanner is correct

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 09:08 PM
Tom knows I am not angry.
Tom also knows that is i was good at internet fighting I would be winning.

Ben knows that it doesn't matter how good of a keyboard warrior you are.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Tom knows I am not angry.
Tom also knows that is i was good at internet fighting I would be winning.

Ben knows that it doesn't matter how good of a keyboard warrior you are.

It matters if you'll be one day writting an article about the actually fighter that made no sense during his global existence. "So, then there was Ben Stark. Not exactly like every Tom, Dick and Harry walking the streets. An odd one at that. His story begins with his obsession with my penis. He was obsessed with it in every sense of the word. He asked many times to see it because, "he needed to see the compitition. Love him or hate him, he's quite gay."

- Tanner Rhoden, Fight Sport magazine

Tom
05-25-2003, 09:13 PM
hahahaha.

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 09:17 PM
that was pretty funny.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:18 PM
Ben is correct......time for some new blood in this thread

zioxoiz
05-25-2003, 09:20 PM
Tanner loves me

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:22 PM
Justin knows the facts

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 09:25 PM
Tanner loves Justin

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:29 PM
"Ben Stark has trained with many great fighters. Hermes Franca, Conan Silveira and Ricardo Liborio come to mind. Even though he had all these great martial arts minds around him on a daily basis, they still couldn't get him away from his obsession with huge ****. They would try and tell him, "brazilian jiu-jitsu is the key in life." All Ben thought was the key in life was huge ****. Oh yeah, He lost his last fight via traingle choke..................but, it did appear on camera that he was indeed trying to suck the **** in this submission. More to follow on the happenings of Ben "The **** Lover" Stark in weeks to come.

Tanner Rhoden, UA magazine

Tom
05-25-2003, 09:30 PM
hahaha

Is that what you want to do Tanner, write mma articles for a magazine?

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 09:31 PM
Your terrible.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:33 PM
Tom, I've been offered..............just never had the inspiration to do it.


Ben, all for ****s and giggles.......come one now, that **** was funny.

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Tom
hahaha

Is that what you want to do Tanner, write mma articles for a magazine?

Only cause he can't fight.

I know its ****s and giggles.

Kamino
05-25-2003, 09:36 PM
^ass was lubed with week old jello pudding, as Bill Cosby ass-raped you listening to Linkin Park.

zioxoiz
05-25-2003, 09:36 PM
"Tanner Rhoden, son of baseball legend Rick Rhoden, was born with a 18 inch penis, which upon birth speared the nurse who was giving birth to him in the neck, and decapitated her. This was the start of dicking down many women for Tanner, but he wouldn't achieve true love until he met his soulmate, me."

-= Justin Record for Penis Weekly

Tom
05-25-2003, 09:38 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/156248/Funny.gif

"Ben Stark has trained with many great fighters. Hermes Franca, Conan Silveira and Ricardo Liborio come to mind. Even though he had all these great martial arts minds around him on a daily basis, they still couldn't get him away from his obsession with huge ****. They would try and tell him, "brazilian jiu-jitsu is the key in life." All Ben thought was the key in life was huge ****. Oh yeah, He lost his last fight via traingle choke..................but, it did appear on camera that he was indeed trying to suck the **** in this submission. More to follow on the happenings of Ben "The **** Lover" Stark in weeks to come.

pwned

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Only cause he can't fight.

I know its ****s and giggles.

MMA does not nead media? Not everyone can fight, Ben. Take Josh Gross for example. Yes, he trains, but it's guys like him that will take this sport to the next level........Sherwood too.

Do most sports writters know how to play that sport? No, they just know a ****load about it..............like me.

Nice try though.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:39 PM
Justin, you had me at hello.

Tom, how is something owned if it's true?

VulgarTheClown
05-25-2003, 09:39 PM
fo shizo

Tom
05-25-2003, 09:40 PM
i kind of ****ed up, it took me a while to post that ****. I ment to do it to the message you made a few mins ago

zioxoiz
05-25-2003, 09:41 PM
hello there tiger.

Eyes Of The South
05-25-2003, 09:41 PM
is one of the people in my thread i started that actually had more then 10 responses without adam telling me to die

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:42 PM
down has a thread about some stuff

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:42 PM
Satan has given up on Iron LIfe

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:43 PM
Tanner is teh ****ing man, and everyone shoudl know that

Kamino
05-25-2003, 09:44 PM
has fungus on his nutsack. *poor poor bastard*

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:44 PM
Satan is wise beyond his years

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:45 PM
kamino is form Georgia

Prince
05-25-2003, 09:45 PM
Satan wants to go to Brazil

Tom
05-25-2003, 09:46 PM
Cesaro wants to get laid

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:46 PM
Cesaro wants to go to Brazil

Prince
05-25-2003, 09:46 PM
Two previous posters are correct

Eyes Of The South
05-25-2003, 09:47 PM
has a cool avatar and is a mod

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:48 PM
down is post whorring

Kamino
05-25-2003, 09:49 PM
hearts my **** on humid afternoons.

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:50 PM
i think el camino when i see his name

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by Kamino
hearts my **** on humid afternoons.

Is not to shabby at ruining posters days

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:51 PM
Tanner has a wicked chair

Eyes Of The South
05-25-2003, 09:53 PM
is the biggest postwhore ive ever seen

Tom
05-25-2003, 09:53 PM
Satan can whore pretty well

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:53 PM
Down speaks the truth

Kamino
05-25-2003, 09:54 PM
has mislead testicles.

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:55 PM
has a 13 inch penis

Eyes Of The South
05-25-2003, 09:56 PM
has a 2 inch penis

Kamino
05-25-2003, 09:56 PM
loves the 13 inch sub going his way

Eyes Of The South
05-25-2003, 09:57 PM
is full of ****

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Satan
has a 13 inch penis

Has caught a case of the gay and will wonder until the day comes when a huge bag of AIDS will show up flaming at his door step

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:57 PM
loves giving 13 inchs of sausage to guys

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 09:58 PM
just hit someone in the crossfire

Eyes Of The South
05-25-2003, 10:00 PM
has the A.I.D.S (anally infected death scentance)

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Satan
just hit someone in the crossfire

Just made two posts in a row without quoting anyone which makes no sense because this thread is about making a comment regarding the person that posted above you.

Kamino
05-25-2003, 10:00 PM
takes it up the log-exit like a real man.

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 10:01 PM
made me cry

Eyes Of The South
05-25-2003, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Satan
made me cry

Is crying like a little *****

Kamino
05-25-2003, 10:02 PM
has an attention span length of Tanner's ****.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Kamino
has an attention span length of Tanner's ****.

Was a former hard ass that gave everyone ****..............but, has now joined the official, Tanner Penis Fan Club.

Eyes Of The South
05-25-2003, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by DOWN
Is crying like a little *****

Is now going outside to BBQ some steaks and have a few beers with his brothers by the fire.Bye guys.Enjoy the thread

Mr.Satan
05-25-2003, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Was a former hard ass that gave everyone ****..............but, has now joined the official, Tanner Penis Fan Club.

has a big ****

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Satan
has a big ****

Has been speaking with Justin and Kamino

Tom
05-25-2003, 10:06 PM
Tanner has been owning people recently.

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 10:06 PM
Tom is correct

Curly Howard
05-25-2003, 10:08 PM
MOM.........Tanner's avatar is looking at me

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
MOM.........Tanner's avatar is looking at me

Carl's mom thinks I'm hot

Curly Howard
05-25-2003, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
"Ben Stark has trained with many great fighters. Hermes Franca, Conan Silveira and Ricardo Liborio come to mind. Even though he had all these great martial arts minds around him on a daily basis, they still couldn't get him away from his obsession with huge ****. They would try and tell him, "brazilian jiu-jitsu is the key in life." All Ben thought was the key in life was huge ****. Oh yeah, He lost his last fight via traingle choke..................but, it did appear on camera that he was indeed trying to suck the **** in this submission. More to follow on the happenings of Ben "The **** Lover" Stark in weeks to come.

Tanner Rhoden, UA magazine

Tanner owes me a new keyboard....I spit water all over this one when I read this

Curly Howard
05-25-2003, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Carl's mom thinks I'm hot

No my wife thinks your hot...My mom thinks your cute...get it strait

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Tanner owes me a new keyboard....I spit water all over this one when I read this

Glad I could help

Tanner Rhoden
05-25-2003, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Tanner owes me a new keyboard....I spit water all over this one when I read this

I love Dodger dogs.

Kamino
05-25-2003, 10:46 PM
is gonna get that ass tapped by Kamino.

Zen
05-25-2003, 11:04 PM
Is admitting to homo erotic fantasies.

Squezze
05-26-2003, 12:18 AM
Has a vaginal opening between his legs

realkaps
05-26-2003, 02:01 AM
All he wanted was some ****in corn bread.....

Tammy
05-26-2003, 02:02 AM
gay

VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 02:04 AM
HOT

Tammy
05-26-2003, 02:04 AM
gayer

Prince
05-26-2003, 02:04 AM
she lives inside of someone's ass.

realkaps
05-26-2003, 02:05 AM
**** tease...

Tammy
05-26-2003, 02:05 AM
**** sucker

Prince
05-26-2003, 02:06 AM
has an avatar with 87x128 pixels

realkaps
05-26-2003, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by Tammy
**** sucker

Bratty rich kid....

Prince
05-26-2003, 02:07 AM
has an injured index finger

VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 02:08 AM
loves Tammy

Tammy
05-26-2003, 02:08 AM
Bratty hick, sexually confused kid.

VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 02:09 AM
confused me with Cesaro or Bella

Tammy
05-26-2003, 02:10 AM
My last comment was directed at Kaps.

zioxoiz
05-26-2003, 02:24 AM
ghey

VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by Tammy
My last comment was directed at Kaps.

my bad

The Golden Bear
05-26-2003, 03:55 AM
OK THIS THREAD IS LAME..

PLEASE LOCK IT NOW!

Leather
05-26-2003, 04:29 AM
A big size Nile fan....

Eyes Of The South
05-26-2003, 05:07 AM
has over 2000 posts

Tammy
05-26-2003, 05:31 AM
Has less than 100

Eyes Of The South
05-26-2003, 06:26 AM
is right

Leather
05-26-2003, 06:29 AM
I hope he will get Glenn Benton to his forum, then I'll check it out....

Eyes Of The South
05-26-2003, 06:32 AM
might have to wait a long long while (life forever) for that ****

Tanner Rhoden
05-26-2003, 08:18 AM
Has a grip on reality, for the most part. And, sleeps about as often as I do.

On a side note, since the middle of page seven, this thread has really gone down the ****ter.

Eyes Of The South
05-26-2003, 08:26 AM
is ghey and loves my big weiner (better?)

Tanner Rhoden
05-26-2003, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by DOWN
is ghey and loves my big weiner (better?)

Is trying to steal the big weiner idea. May he die a slow painful death via bee bee gun shots to the stomach.

Eyes Of The South
05-26-2003, 09:25 AM
should think of a more creative death for me

VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 09:35 AM
should stop convoluting hit urethra

Tanner Rhoden
05-26-2003, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
should stop convoluting hit urethra

Can't hurt anyone's feelings.

I don't have the heart to rip into you tonight, Ben. Tonight, you're my buddy.

Curly Howard
05-26-2003, 06:13 PM
ghey

VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 06:15 PM
loves ****

Tanner Rhoden
05-26-2003, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
ghey

Used to be a great poster here until his wife found me hot and his mother became wet at the sight of my picture.

Fallout
05-26-2003, 06:17 PM
Is oviously not taking enough medication

Tanner Rhoden
05-26-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Creed
Is oviously not taking enough medication

Would like a transfer to Taco Bell

LukeDothSucketh
05-26-2003, 06:20 PM
LMAO

Tanner Rhoden
05-26-2003, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
LMAO

Finds what I said to Creed funny.

BTW, did anyone notice Creed stopped posting on this thread hoping it would dissapear to the next page?

Fallout
05-26-2003, 06:32 PM
No, I didn't notice

VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 06:34 PM
tried to get the page to lower

Fallout
05-26-2003, 06:34 PM
is in love with Allison

LukeDothSucketh
05-26-2003, 06:38 PM
eats bum chocolate

Tanner Rhoden
05-26-2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Creed
is in love with Allison

Is in love with double whoppers with cheese.

VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 06:39 PM
PWNED!

Tanner Rhoden
05-26-2003, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Creed
is in love with Allison

http://www.hektik.com/various/various/retard/index.html

VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 06:46 PM
I am not in love with allison

Eyes Of The South
05-26-2003, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
http://www.hektik.com/various/various/retard/index.html

**** sakes tanner I shot milk out my ****ing nose and had to wipe my key board down.You mother****er

LukeDothSucketh
05-26-2003, 06:58 PM
lol, Tanner is a hate machine.

Kamino
05-26-2003, 06:58 PM
should join the revolt against Off Topic and become a Cagester

Tanner Rhoden
05-26-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Kamino
should join the revolt against Off Topic and become a Cagester

Shouls take his own advice

LukeDothSucketh
05-26-2003, 07:04 PM
Please leave.

Tanner Rhoden
05-26-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Please leave.

Is asking me to leave for god knows what reason.

Prince
05-26-2003, 07:08 PM
is making fun of me in another thread.

VulgarTheClown
05-26-2003, 07:10 PM
is loving his own penis as we type

LukeDothSucketh
05-26-2003, 07:11 PM
I was asking kamino to leave actually.

realkaps
05-26-2003, 07:32 PM
Makes weird incoherant threads when drunk.....

LukeDothSucketh
05-26-2003, 07:33 PM
its my favourite hobby.