LukeDothSucketh
05-25-2003, 07:08 PM
This one had much more success, I think its funny anyways. The various different names like alec and that are me and stupid friends with nothign better to do.
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : cmon baby lets get dirty
Misssmart5 : ok
Misssmart5 : u start
Misssmart5 : We are in the showerrrrr
Misssmart5 : wjhat happenijg
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : alright well first i approach you slowly and begin rubbing your thigh and softly kissing your neck
Misssmart5 : more
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : alright i move my hand closer to your cunny, and start touching it softly, the water is dripping down our bodies slowly
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : what do you do
Misssmart5 : i make out with u
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i roll a saving throw vs melee attack with my d6
Misssmart5 : more
Misssmart5 : 69er*
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : alright i equip my braud sword and enchant it with magic erection
Misssmart5 : ok
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : and begin an aerial assault with my gryphon support army
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : oh no, more farms to continue production
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i return to my keep and construct two peons, and rally point to my expansion gold mine
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : then i softly lick your cunt and you begin to get real wety
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : u there?
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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
alec says:
hey wanna cyber?
sweet emotion says:
nah
alec says:
no seriosuly, ill start
alec says:
i have a lower thaco
alec says:
so i go first
sweet emotion says:
lol...no im really not in the mood
alec says:
i roll d12 because of my bracers of speed
alec says:
you take 3 damage
alec says:
your armour class is reduced to 3 because of the hindering magic imbued into my sword of light
sweet emotion says:
what the hell
alec says:
no when i said cyber i meant cyber dnd
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____Alec-Bassmaster____ : hey whats up im huge
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____Alec-Bassmaster____ : so you wanna cyber
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : lets do it cmonnnnnn
shallow_kelly : no
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : later
__________________________________________________ _
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : whats up sexy ud love me
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : oh yea
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : y u say that
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : cause im ****in hot and i know how to please a girl
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : oh yea
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : lol you like that?
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : i like guys that are hot n no how to treat a gurl
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : im in a sexy mood what about you
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : aw more of a tired mmood
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : wanna cyber, i hafve a tiny ****
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : lol is that supposed to be a good thing
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : yea i begin to poke you with it, it gets caught on your shirt
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : hey i dont cyber jus so u kno
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i grab you and push you down onto your stomach and slide it in your ****ter
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i start slammin you at an alarming speed
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : uh huh
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : you try to run away but i place a stasis ward and your stunned for 5 seconds
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i cast WE and it begins to surround youo
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : ok thats no turn on
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : k what do you do
__________________________________________________ __
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : hey whats up
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : LOL OH MY GOD, ur kissin a girl, thats ****in awsome
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : you like to read eh?
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : lol yea
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : do you read dragonlance?
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : nope
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : or forgotten rhealms with dirzzt dourden?!?!
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : err.. nope
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : wanna have sex?
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : OKAY!!
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : haha, no
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : LOL
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : im dyin laughin here
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : do i sense sarcasm?
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : lol no seriously i wanna have sex with you your hot and bisexual
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : yeah, one of kind.
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : so lets do it what do you say
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : wanna diddle my dangelberries?
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : sweetheart
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : when you produce them, then i'll seduce them.
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : ooo ur gettin in the mood i can tell
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : im takin my clothes off now what do you do
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : laugh
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i put my hands over my tiny **** and you pretend you didnt see it
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : now u start diddling ur twat and suckin your freinds boob
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : dont you?
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : no worries about me not being able to see that
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : so what time you wanna come over
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : sweetheart, i just came all over everything.
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : oh my god that fast eh, lets go again ill use put on my chain mail and boots of speed this time
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : no thanks.. your just too much to handle
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : lol no i got a tiny **** u can handle it
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : k im actually a hot girl
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : wanna dyke it out
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : nah
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : ihave my woman for that
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : bye
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x has left the conversation.
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l337_h4x0rn00bz : sup babay
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : hey
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : asl?
l337_h4x0rn00bz : 17/m/TO
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : kewl
l337_h4x0rn00bz : u?
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : 15.f.manitoba
l337_h4x0rn00bz : manitoba is cool
l337_h4x0rn00bz : wat u into
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : umm....sports, drinking, competin in rodeos, partyin, smokin...bout u?
l337_h4x0rn00bz : haha rodeos? ever die hamed?
l337_h4x0rn00bz : ride hammed^
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : lol
l337_h4x0rn00bz : cant type had a few in me
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : shud up, i make kick ass money! more then i owuld wokring at MCDONALDS anyways
l337_h4x0rn00bz : LOL
l337_h4x0rn00bz : i worked 10 hours...
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : so in 3 days i made $6,000
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : brb
l337_h4x0rn00bz : omg...
l337_h4x0rn00bz : that takes me like a year.
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : k back
l337_h4x0rn00bz : cool
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : lol HAHA its worth it
l337_h4x0rn00bz : yea well it all goes on the weekends anyways
l337_h4x0rn00bz : when u say smoke... ur talkign weed right?
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : o yah, and like du maurier regulars
l337_h4x0rn00bz : haha
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : SO
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : its called being addicted!
l337_h4x0rn00bz : get addictyed to smoking my MASSIVE ****
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : lol HAHA u wish eh
l337_h4x0rn00bz : yes.
l337_h4x0rn00bz : i was b0rn l337
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : yah probably
l337_h4x0rn00bz : u h4x0r?
l337_h4x0rn00bz : u h4x0r?
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l337_h4x0rn00bz : lets have anal sex
l337_h4x0rn00bz : please
l337_h4x0rn00bz : me so horny
l337_h4x0rn00bz : im watching anal sex ****
l337_h4x0rn00bz : with amber michaels
l337_h4x0rn00bz : she has a butt plug
l337_h4x0rn00bz : inserted into her anus
l337_h4x0rn00bz : and she is getting railed
l337_h4x0rn00bz : she is moaning incessantly
l337_h4x0rn00bz : shes getting railed
l337_h4x0rn00bz : and spanked.
l337_h4x0rn00bz : alot.
l337_h4x0rn00bz : shes wearing white lingere'
l337_h4x0rn00bz : but its kind of not there in her crotch area
l337_h4x0rn00bz : hard to describe
l337_h4x0rn00bz : wait
l337_h4x0rn00bz : she pulled the plug out of her ass and lickedf itr
l337_h4x0rn00bz : now there appears to be some sot of sex toy with both a dildo for the vaginal and anal openigs'
l337_h4x0rn00bz : the man has inserted it inot both orfices
l337_h4x0rn00bz : now she is sucking and rubbign them
l337_h4x0rn00bz : now the man is ramming her in the buttocks
l337_h4x0rn00bz : she appaears to enjoy it
l337_h4x0rn00bz : now he is blowing it in her ass
l337_h4x0rn00bz : it its splurfging out o the hole
l337_h4x0rn00bz : its drippign all over her body
l337_h4x0rn00bz : theres bubbles
l337_h4x0rn00bz : of jizz coming out of her *******
l337_h4x0rn00bz : wwait
l337_h4x0rn00bz : he ait done
l337_h4x0rn00bz : aw
l337_h4x0rn00bz : she farted
l337_h4x0rn00bz : its dripping into her mouth
l337_h4x0rn00bz : so basically shes eating jizz out of her own ass
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : cmon baby lets get dirty
Misssmart5 : ok
Misssmart5 : u start
Misssmart5 : We are in the showerrrrr
Misssmart5 : wjhat happenijg
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : alright well first i approach you slowly and begin rubbing your thigh and softly kissing your neck
Misssmart5 : more
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : alright i move my hand closer to your cunny, and start touching it softly, the water is dripping down our bodies slowly
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : what do you do
Misssmart5 : i make out with u
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i roll a saving throw vs melee attack with my d6
Misssmart5 : more
Misssmart5 : 69er*
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : alright i equip my braud sword and enchant it with magic erection
Misssmart5 : ok
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : and begin an aerial assault with my gryphon support army
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : oh no, more farms to continue production
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i return to my keep and construct two peons, and rally point to my expansion gold mine
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : then i softly lick your cunt and you begin to get real wety
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : u there?
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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
alec says:
hey wanna cyber?
sweet emotion says:
nah
alec says:
no seriosuly, ill start
alec says:
i have a lower thaco
alec says:
so i go first
sweet emotion says:
lol...no im really not in the mood
alec says:
i roll d12 because of my bracers of speed
alec says:
you take 3 damage
alec says:
your armour class is reduced to 3 because of the hindering magic imbued into my sword of light
sweet emotion says:
what the hell
alec says:
no when i said cyber i meant cyber dnd
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____Alec-Bassmaster____ : hey whats up im huge
--------------------------------------------------
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : so you wanna cyber
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : lets do it cmonnnnnn
shallow_kelly : no
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : later
__________________________________________________ _
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : whats up sexy ud love me
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : oh yea
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : y u say that
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : cause im ****in hot and i know how to please a girl
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : oh yea
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : lol you like that?
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : i like guys that are hot n no how to treat a gurl
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : im in a sexy mood what about you
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : aw more of a tired mmood
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : wanna cyber, i hafve a tiny ****
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : lol is that supposed to be a good thing
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : yea i begin to poke you with it, it gets caught on your shirt
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : hey i dont cyber jus so u kno
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i grab you and push you down onto your stomach and slide it in your ****ter
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i start slammin you at an alarming speed
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : uh huh
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : you try to run away but i place a stasis ward and your stunned for 5 seconds
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i cast WE and it begins to surround youo
69§ûgâßâ¥ß€€69 : ok thats no turn on
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : k what do you do
__________________________________________________ __
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : hey whats up
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : LOL OH MY GOD, ur kissin a girl, thats ****in awsome
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : you like to read eh?
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : lol yea
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : do you read dragonlance?
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : nope
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : or forgotten rhealms with dirzzt dourden?!?!
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : err.. nope
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : wanna have sex?
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : OKAY!!
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : haha, no
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : LOL
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : im dyin laughin here
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : do i sense sarcasm?
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : lol no seriously i wanna have sex with you your hot and bisexual
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : yeah, one of kind.
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : so lets do it what do you say
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : wanna diddle my dangelberries?
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : sweetheart
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : when you produce them, then i'll seduce them.
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : ooo ur gettin in the mood i can tell
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : im takin my clothes off now what do you do
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : laugh
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : i put my hands over my tiny **** and you pretend you didnt see it
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : now u start diddling ur twat and suckin your freinds boob
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : dont you?
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : no worries about me not being able to see that
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : so what time you wanna come over
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : sweetheart, i just came all over everything.
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : oh my god that fast eh, lets go again ill use put on my chain mail and boots of speed this time
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : no thanks.. your just too much to handle
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : lol no i got a tiny **** u can handle it
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : k im actually a hot girl
____Alec-Bassmaster____ : wanna dyke it out
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : nah
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : ihave my woman for that
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x : bye
x0_i-think-i-love-you_0x has left the conversation.
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l337_h4x0rn00bz : sup babay
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : hey
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : asl?
l337_h4x0rn00bz : 17/m/TO
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : kewl
l337_h4x0rn00bz : u?
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : 15.f.manitoba
l337_h4x0rn00bz : manitoba is cool
l337_h4x0rn00bz : wat u into
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : umm....sports, drinking, competin in rodeos, partyin, smokin...bout u?
l337_h4x0rn00bz : haha rodeos? ever die hamed?
l337_h4x0rn00bz : ride hammed^
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : lol
l337_h4x0rn00bz : cant type had a few in me
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : shud up, i make kick ass money! more then i owuld wokring at MCDONALDS anyways
l337_h4x0rn00bz : LOL
l337_h4x0rn00bz : i worked 10 hours...
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : so in 3 days i made $6,000
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : brb
l337_h4x0rn00bz : omg...
l337_h4x0rn00bz : that takes me like a year.
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : k back
l337_h4x0rn00bz : cool
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : lol HAHA its worth it
l337_h4x0rn00bz : yea well it all goes on the weekends anyways
l337_h4x0rn00bz : when u say smoke... ur talkign weed right?
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : o yah, and like du maurier regulars
l337_h4x0rn00bz : haha
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : SO
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : its called being addicted!
l337_h4x0rn00bz : get addictyed to smoking my MASSIVE ****
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : lol HAHA u wish eh
l337_h4x0rn00bz : yes.
l337_h4x0rn00bz : i was b0rn l337
§MöKë_ñ_F£¥ : yah probably
l337_h4x0rn00bz : u h4x0r?
l337_h4x0rn00bz : u h4x0r?
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l337_h4x0rn00bz : lets have anal sex
l337_h4x0rn00bz : please
l337_h4x0rn00bz : me so horny
l337_h4x0rn00bz : im watching anal sex ****
l337_h4x0rn00bz : with amber michaels
l337_h4x0rn00bz : she has a butt plug
l337_h4x0rn00bz : inserted into her anus
l337_h4x0rn00bz : and she is getting railed
l337_h4x0rn00bz : she is moaning incessantly
l337_h4x0rn00bz : shes getting railed
l337_h4x0rn00bz : and spanked.
l337_h4x0rn00bz : alot.
l337_h4x0rn00bz : shes wearing white lingere'
l337_h4x0rn00bz : but its kind of not there in her crotch area
l337_h4x0rn00bz : hard to describe
l337_h4x0rn00bz : wait
l337_h4x0rn00bz : she pulled the plug out of her ass and lickedf itr
l337_h4x0rn00bz : now there appears to be some sot of sex toy with both a dildo for the vaginal and anal openigs'
l337_h4x0rn00bz : the man has inserted it inot both orfices
l337_h4x0rn00bz : now she is sucking and rubbign them
l337_h4x0rn00bz : now the man is ramming her in the buttocks
l337_h4x0rn00bz : she appaears to enjoy it
l337_h4x0rn00bz : now he is blowing it in her ass
l337_h4x0rn00bz : it its splurfging out o the hole
l337_h4x0rn00bz : its drippign all over her body
l337_h4x0rn00bz : theres bubbles
l337_h4x0rn00bz : of jizz coming out of her *******
l337_h4x0rn00bz : wwait
l337_h4x0rn00bz : he ait done
l337_h4x0rn00bz : aw
l337_h4x0rn00bz : she farted
l337_h4x0rn00bz : its dripping into her mouth
l337_h4x0rn00bz : so basically shes eating jizz out of her own ass