So there is a girl at work that I've liked for about the last month and a bit, and today I'm sick of wondering what kind of chance I'd have with her and realize if I asked her out she'd be honest and probably say no but I'd give it a shot.

Only problem is that she said yes. And she's hot. I have no experience with attractive women, what the ****. I am a total ****ing retard when it comes to chicks, and have not been in this position where I was liked by a hot chick since I was like 13 for God's sakes.

What to do??

Kill her.

RELAX!

Take her someplace nice.
not super expensive but not cheap.

Talk, be yourself.

don't get over friendly or over step your boundaries.
Don't be a lost puppy afterwards (I do this and **** **** up).


any specifics we should know?

I don't know. I'm calling her later when she's back from work and that. That will give me a better idea of what's going on.

keep us updated

Billy likes soda.

Miss Lippy's car... is green.

hot chicks don't like me.

yeah, i have no clue what to ttell you.
maybe bring her flowers or something before your
date starts?

I think she already considers me to be a cheesy ****er.

huh, is giving a girl flowers cheesy?

I'd consider it for a second date, first date IMHO is pushing somethign onto here, I ant to keep it more casual and see where it goes from there. As far as I know that's what she wants.

ok, well i have never been on a date in my 21 years. i have just had friend that were girls, then all of a sudden i am trapped in a relationship.

Man that sounds like most of my predicaments

don't think of yourself so low luke. you gotta be confident otherwise you'll make HER feel uneasy and she'll lose any possible attraction to you.

go in there and like act liek she is lucky to be iwth you.
maybe she will start to think that also

if not well you know how the saying goes.... kill her

My advice is to just go with the flow. See what happens. Just loosen up and be yourself. This one girl I'm seeing now is really tough case. Really hard to loosen up, but I'm working on that.

huh, what do you mean she won't loosen up?
Does she just sit and stare at you the whole time?

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
huh, what do you mean she won't loosen up?
Does she just sit and stare at you the whole time?


Nope. She talks all the time. It's just that when it comes to anything sexual she gets all uptight. And it's not like an "I don't want to" uptight, it's like a "very nervous" uptight. I think I'm gonna have to get her drunk or something to loosen her up.

offer to lick her *****

Originally posted by Squezze
I think I'm gonna have to get her drunk or something to loosen her up.

hahaha, yeah. I wish i coudl use taht technique, but i don't
drink. i think it woudl be strange if i was trying to feed a girl drinks but drinking water. I woudl be like "Go on take one more sip" :)

Originally posted by Purity
offer to lick her *****


Hmmmm. I wonder to women ever turn that down? I mean, as a guy, I'd never turn down head, just as long as it was female and between the ages of 18-50.

I think one of the resident female posters should shed some light.

i have often wondered this also. i mean if a half way decent chic was like quick let em suck your dick. i woudl have to oblige her. I wonder if it works that way for girls?

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
hahaha, yeah. I wish i coudl use taht technique, but i don't
drink. i think it woudl be strange if i was trying to feed a girl drinks but drinking water. I woudl be like "Go on take one more sip" :)



The great thing about alcohol is that the truth always comes out when someone is drunk. So if a chick is digging you, and she's drunk, 9/10 chances you'll know about it. And if you end up banging a she-beast who is more manly than you are, you can always use the "I was drunk" excuse. That excuse always works.

i see, huh, well when i drink i become an *******, i try to pick fights and swing at people, so i am told. that or i laugh uncontolavly. So i don't drink. Plus i have a histroy of alcoholism in my family.

When I drink, I'm just in a really good mood. I don't try to get in fights or anything like that. I'm the most laid back guy of all time.

Can we get a ladies response on the whole ***** licking thing?

TY Purity and Squezze, I'll keept that in mind.

Thank God I cleared that one up, its a friendship thing, cause I wasn't even ****ing sure. Purely casual, thank god.

NO!

Are you gonan try to make it work over time?

If I feel like it. Definitely wouldn't mind.

Kill kill kill kill- Vulgar.

No kill, only relax.

you have a new goal.

your mission if you choose to accept it:

main objective:
ANAL FISTING!

this is not to be done till right before you dump her.

Hahaha, man after talking to her I feel a lot better, I was so ****ing tense for a few hours there cause I had no idea what was going on... now I don't feel so much of an attraction to her either as much of a good friendship. Cool that we can hang out now after wokring together for a few solid months of working side by side every weekend morning.

your felings will grow.

i fear for your sanity

Don't be mistaken, I WOULD HIT IT IN A HEARTBEAT.

god spead my friend

yay