I am just browsing the web and out of the blue a chat screen pops up and an american dude (vulgar) says something to me in my own language (dutch) and here's what he said.

"Je bent de meest onverschillige hasj dealende hoer die ik ooit heb ontmoet."

which means: "you are the most stuburn hasj dealing whore I ever met!"..

He just said that, out of the blue! I have been laughing my ass for the past 15 minutes....... hahaha, brilliant ****!

He come down on me with more dutch sentences he ripped out of maxim magazine but I'll spare you the rest. One other is in my signature.

I like the one about the ninjas

that is cool. It is nice when someone speaks your language?
most americans can not even speak english correctly, including myself

Je suis un ananas.

hahaha, I am an ananas...... nice french bro!

And vulgar doesn't speak dutch, he just stole some sentences from maxim magazine which makes it even more hilarious.... He doesn't even know what he's saying.

Anyway, I speak 3 languages.

I knew what i was saying!

The translations were right above the dutch!

What the hell were the other two then?

Klompen? Ah, dat verklaartjulli absolute gebrek aan ninja's
translates to
Wooden shoes! That explains your lack of ninjas.

actually there is a typo in that sentence vulgar.... It should be "verklaart jullie" and not "verklaartjulli"

whatever. You act like i know how to speak dutch.

scary