Man i have had morning wood every morning now since i was 12. i was wondering if it ever stops?

i don't get it very often. i used to, but not lately.

that's normal....... I bare with you bro, same problem here.

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why do i get it?
i mena i know that you get erections in your sleep unless you are impotent, but why do i always have one when i wake up? i am almost 22 i would think this **** would have stopped by now. I can understand if i was 18 or so. But it is like every morning, for the last 10 years. Hell, i have woken up maybe 3 or 4 times and not had it, and i thought somehting was wrong with me

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
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I read all 5 pages, all it talked about was you getting morining wood and sliding it in agony. nothing helpful really. I want to know why and will it ever stop. And if it does stop, is that a good thing or a bad thing. SHould i be greateful that i get morning wood everyday?

it should slack off as you get older. almost all guys get a boners in their sleep and it just hasnt gone down yet when you wake up.

but i sleep like 10 hours a day, i would htink that woudl happen in the first 2 - 6 hours of sleep?

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
I read all 5 pages, all it talked about was you getting morining wood and sliding it in agony. nothing helpful really. I want to know why and will it ever stop. And if it does stop, is that a good thing or a bad thing. SHould i be greateful that i get morning wood everyday?

of course, be greatful. read all those 5 pages? it means that its because of women is the reason why you get morning wood. You dream about them, they are somewhere in your head that you cant see or even notice. you have a siiiiiiiick mind... its okay though... you are a man. own3d. it will never stop... if it does, i would re-question my sexual preferences if i were you.

because the boners pop up during REM(rapid eye movement) part of sleep and REM is usually going on near the end of your sleep and not the beginning

cool. i guess i should not mention that i have been dreaming of Tom's av huh?

i had a dream i robbed a liquor store and my getaway car broke down.

i did not have mornin wood this mornin but i had a mornin 1/2y but i felt horney as ****. I guess not whackin it for 2 weeks will do that to you. So i went a round and well lets say it filled an orange juice glass.

Filled an oragne juice glass?
Holy **** that is funny as hell

That is ****ing disgusting. Dude, you jizzed in an orange juice glass? That's not cool, holmes. What if someone wants a drink and uses that glass?

i didn't i was talkin about pure volume

*makes mental note to never drink orange juice with the clown*

hahaha, orange juice.