I went out on the piss and at the end of the night (about 4am) I brought some girls home. Halfway to her house some wierd guy came up to us and asked us if he had fun at the factory (name of the pub)... At that point I was thinking: "how the **** do you know where we came from?"

So I didn't trust the guy but he kept riding right next to us. So when we stopped at this girls house the guy stopped as well. At that point **** got scary, what was he waiting for. So I walked her into her garden and waited for her to shut the door from the inside and all.

So when I got out of her garden I saw this guy still standing at the end of the street and I had to take another girl home, she was waiting as well. So I said to the girl: "we pretend we are leaving and then drive around the block to see if he's still here"..... she agreed and we did that. When we got back to the girls house we saw the guy sneaking up her garden so I got of my bike and asked him what he was doing there. He asked me if the girl was married and whether she was a mom or not. So I told him it was my wife and we had kids together (lol, gotta say something to get rid of him).... and then he came walking up to me and said: "I am just enjoying the calmness here cause I didn't have anything to drink tonight, did you drink pal?"... So I told him he had 3 choices.
"A) you get of here and there's no problem
B) you piss me off and I **** you up
C) you pretent you leave, I drive around the block again and if I see you I **** you up even worse.
Two of those 3 are gonna end up bad for you so I suggest you do the first thing"
He agreed and left, after that I called the girl to tell her to keep her windows shut and I called the police to inform them about this guy and the cops said they'd take a look in the neighbourhood.

What is wrong with guys like that? I don't even wanna imagine what happened if I hadn't decided to ride around the block to make sure he was gone.

your a calmer man than I am. I would of ****ed him up once I saw him sneaking toward her house

I'm with creed...violence solves everything, extreme violence solves it for good.

I rather avoid violence but if nessecery then you gotta do what you feel is right but in this case talking solved it in a good way.

btw, you you have a basket and a litte bell on your bike?

I do have the bell but not the basket.

bust the basket is so multipurpose ron, you can hold like, groceries and girls in them.

yeah, but in holland they steal everything that isn't secured with a ****ing lock or chain.

A month ago they stole my ****ing bike infront of a pub. I locked it with a chain to a streetlight. They just cut my lock and stole my bike. Thats holland.

I thought holland was like...I dunno, sound of music?

I've been so mislead :(

i would have farted on his head

how do you take 2 women home on a bike?

OH and is it a bike or a mororcycle

bicycle ben! I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it now!

They both had their own bikes, I just brought them home. get it?

so you basically just followed them home.

how hard is it to ride a bike drunk?

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
so you basically just followed them home.

how hard is it to ride a bike drunk?

Thats drunk driving in canaDUH.Its sucks ass here man.I ****ing HATE my country.Im moving to the southern USA when I can:cool:

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
so you basically just followed them home.

how hard is it to ride a bike drunk?

It's not hard at all do ride your bike drunk. You get used to it. I have been riding a bike since was 3 or 4 or something. In holland everything goes by bike. You only use your car if you need to go to another town or something. Every foreigner that I ever had as a visitor here was ****ing surprised with how many bikes there here. They all said they had never seen so many bikes.

In my town we have have special bikepaths, just like a road for cars we have little roads for bikes.

can you get a ticket for drunk biking?

yes you can!

thats terrible!

Why is it terrible?

You can get one for doing it here too

HAHAHAH

I dunno if you can get one in the states but thats kinda funny.

Cop - "Sir, do you knw owhy i pulled you over?"
Ron - "Actually no, I'm riding a bike."
Cop - "Are you inebriated sir?"
Ron - "Not Really."
Cop - "Sir you do know it is against the law to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alchohol. Don't you sir?"
Ron - "Its a bike!"
Cop - "Could you step off of your bike and lean against the wall for me sir."
Ron - "OK"
Cop - "Sir your under arrest for operatign a vehicle under the influence."
Ron - "ITS JUST A ****ING BIKE!"

You'd get one in the states. Your drunk in public.

Last time I checked, thats a no no

you gotta be disorderly to be confronted by the cop.

you can be as ****ed up as you want as long as your not acting stupid or pukin all over your cool

that's the same with riding your bike...... As long your riding normally without posing a danger to yourself or others your fine but if not they simply fine you either operating a vehicle while being drunk or for being drunk in public.

cool

Holland ****ing rules. I would drive my ten speed to the bar everynight and get ****faced.Id put mad spokes on my wheels and a nice comfy seat so i dont get nut cancer. And i would do so many old tricks, god holland ****ing rules.

RTB neglected to mention that most people in Holland ride bikes around. Driving cars around downtown Holland isn't easy coz there's no place to park the ****en things.

Well handled RTB.

Very calm, very cool, very collected :)

- J.

indeed, finding a parking is a pain in the ass sometimes...... and besides that it's ****ing expensive..... In my town the prices are decent...... I think it's around $1,- for an hour of parking but in amsterdam you pay $5,- for an hour. So when you live there you'd better take your bike or when you don't live there, like me, it's better to hop on the train since you only pay $12.70 for a train ride there. No parking needed :)