Japanese Cartoon Anime - Buncha funny-eyed cartoon ****s with 3-word japanese names that I give a mad **** about. Dragon Ball is sweet. Ghost in the Shell used to be sweet. I also saw this one series (urotsokendoji? sp?) where aliens were rapin chicks with tentacles and ****... that was kinda interesting. Everything else is pretty much ****ing gay. Own3d.

TV Drama - Except a few shining examples (save 24 and The Shield), I give a mad **** about some dude's struggle or some chick's race against time or some lawyer's ****ing sob story. **** off. If my life was a script, ratings would be high, and that means I've got too much on my plate to worry about / empathise with some **** in a box. own3d.

Baseball - What a great sport to not give a flying rat's ass about. I was happy when Anaheim won the series, but that's where I draw the line. Bunch of overpaid ****S hittin balls with sticks and runnin around in dirt. Sounds like the village people are out of the closet to me. And they're ALL wearin hardhats now.

Reality Series TV - Like I wanna see some ***** marry a dude for money. Like I wanna see couples thrust into an environment specifically designed to make them cheat on each other. Like I give a **** that some ****bags in Australia are trying to camp in a Koala's backyard without supplies. Joe Millionaire could've been the best show ever, and they even ****ed that up. Own3d.

Chicks who act like knowing them is some privelige - This is tantamount to a guy who loves himself too much. Although I do consider all interactions with every lady I've been intimate with a privelige by it's own definition, let's be realisitic here. Yes I know you're special and unique and have intricacies and are hard to understand and aren't just gonna put out & need someone who relates to you ... yeah yeah, blah blah, I ****ing get it. The next time I have to hear this, I don't think I'm even gonna be able to follow through with the kill. Last time I barely ****in made it without LITERALLY killin the chick.

Fat chicks - Not like fat chicks fit into this post at all, but any unutilized chance to get in a good snap on a fat **** is an opportunity wasted on Planet^x0. Fat chicks don't even count as female. The worst part is when chicks keep fat friends around for validation (the whol "I need someone to tell me I'm pretty and make me feel good" thing), and then take them to a place like the bar, thinking that fat chicks belong there or something. **** that. Spend those friday evenings gluttoning away at home on the couch with your weight-loss informercials and night-vision fridge raids, thunder-thighs.

More forthcoming.

Ghost, your posts are always long.

Baseball does blow the pole. I hate the sport.

I type fast and think faster. Sorry.

angry angry young man.

- m

compleetely agreed.


except for the fat chick thing. they might not be the most attractive but they have feelings and should be respected as such.

WHAT IF YOU WERE FAT?

Originally posted by Tom
Ghost, your posts are always long.

I can't tell you how many girls i have heard say that

ya, what if's, nope i'm not fat and won't be. **** fat chicks.

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
I can't tell you how many girls i have heard say that

Every single one of them enjoys the read, too.

That's why they all IM me.

Originally posted by Tom
**** fat chicks.

Glad you volunteered.
Now get to Blubber Bumpin'

Fat chick must give good head. theyre so used to eating that mouth of theirs has to be the only thing with muscle in it.

good for testing the pimp hand.

I type slow...I think slower

I didn't read it.

other good animes are Cowboy Bebop(series), Street Fighter 2 the movie, and Akira

Good post. I agree 100% percent. Especially about the gay ass reality TV **** and the fat chicks.

Here's other stuff that I give a **** about:

Warring Countries In The Middle East - Way I see it, less mouths to feed. I will hate the Bush coalition forever for making this **** public news. So what if those ****in people blow each other up in the name of god. Who the **** cares? Does it matter? Does it matter what they use? Does it matter what they have? They are 3 gazillion god damn miles from anything that matters anyway, including countries (This one's for you, Norway).

Actors and Actresses In The News - I give a **** about em. Really. Let them do my movies and make me entertained. Let them appear places and sign ****. But the day some reporter is diggin into personal lives enough to find out that Marv Albert is biting hookers & Richard Gere is lovin the small mammals, there's a ****in problem. Pure ****.

Bad Cooking - If you can possibly take something as rewarding, artistic & creative as food, and **** that up, you deserve a bullet between the eyes. I've had to sit there and stomach the **** stew cooked up by parents of girlfriends / friends / colleagues several times, and each time, I've wished death upon them with every bite. I come from a long line of cullinary masters, and they'd have it the same way. Food is sacred ground. Don't ****in tread.

People Who Lie About **** ON THE NET - Whassa matta, beeyatch? So ****ing depressed about how pathetic life became for you, that you have to sell the rest of the world short on who you really are by making **** up? Great way to stare life in the eyes. If you're like me, and you head over to the occasional BB full of plebians and ****-offs just to put yourself above them & belittle them, it's cool to toss around a story or two if it ain't hurtin anyone and / or gets a laugh. If not, and you're out there trying to push yourself as something you're not... please just ****ing die. You'll probably end up committing suicide anyway once you get a good look in the mirror anyway, so there's no need to delay the inevitable here.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0

People Who Lie About **** ON THE NET - Whassa matta, beeyatch? So ****ing depressed about how pathetic life became for you, that you have to sell the rest of the world short on who you really are by making **** up? Great way to stare life in the eyes. If you're like me, and you head over to the occasional BB full of plebians and ****-offs just to put yourself above them & belittle them, it's cool to toss around a story or two if it ain't hurtin anyone and / or gets a laugh. If not, and you're out there trying to push yourself as something you're not... please just ****ing die. You'll probably end up committing suicide anyway once you get a good look in the mirror anyway, so there's no need to delay the inevitable here. Squeezibean

And Money.

Also, let us never speak of SB ever again. Let's just let that unpleasant memory die.

I'm sorry you have a reason to say things like that, Blue.

There's a succinct reason behind that comment we're all stuck on now. I'm sorry I have that reason to rely on as well.

I'm not sure I get what you mean, I don't really mind getting kidded about Sqeezi, it was actually kind of funny. Maybe I should have put an lol after that last post.

I'm not gettin all centimental and ****, it just sucks that people have to lie. I take offense to that ****... and when it's on a personal level... there's no greater insult.

I think I understand what you mean, but I'm not sure. Can you give an example?

If someone were to tell me they worked one place, but in reality worked another, that's understandable... I don't advertise where I work either.

However... if you're talking to a chick on the internet for a year, thinking she's single, and thinking she's moving to california to go to school... and you continue talking to her based upon the notion that you'll potentially meet her one day... and you get a call from her ****ING husband one morning.... ****'s ****ed up.

Oh yeah... when that husband tells you she has 2 kids, that's even more ****ed up.

Oh, and it gets better.... she's only 18 and married with children.

That's ****ed up and would piss me off too. Did you read about my experience with squeezi? She told me she looked like Stephanie Mcmahon so I met her at a really expensive restraunt and she looked more like Tank Abbot.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
If someone were to tell me they worked one place, but in reality worked another, that's understandable... I don't advertise where I work either.

However... if you're talking to a chick on the internet for a year, thinking she's single, and thinking she's moving to california to go to school... and you continue talking to her based upon the notion that you'll potentially meet her one day... and you get a call from her ****ING husband one morning.... ****'s ****ed up.

Did that actually happen to you Dave? Also, Blue- who the hell is Squeezibean or whatever?

Yours is WAAAAY worse than mine, that **** is low and that's alot of time invested.

Posted this a little late, you guys cleared everything up. It does suck, that's why i don't talk to chicks on the internet on a personal level really, i just **** around.

Originally posted by Tom
Did that actually happen to you Dave? Also, Blue- who the hell is Squeezibean or whatever?

She was this chick from Sherdog that was alway saying how hot she was and one day she sent me a PM saying that she lived in Oregon too so I invited her to lunch and she weighed in at about 240 LBS. The whole story is in a thread in the Cage called who would win between the fighters of Global and Sherdog.

Did you actually have lunch with her man? I think if she turned out to be that i would definitly give her a few choice words and just walk away.

Yeah, and I paid for it and didn't blow her cover until she went psycho on me for not returning any of her phone calls. I'm not as much of a dick IRL as I am online, I felt kind of bad for her. Of course, when she went ballistic on me I let her have it.

Did you pay for lunch? If so, how much was the Bill, 240 is a big girl

That's gotta be the most horrible ****ing thing ever, bro. Sucks. You probably bought her dinner anyway, huh. You chivalrous young devil, you.

I never even met the chick I was talking to. I did, however, attempt to drive to 3 different fake addresses in an effort to meet her. You apparently handle it better than I do in hindsight. The thought of driving almost 2 hours each time I got flaked on is still infuriating to me, even though it was almost a year ago, and even though I've been baggin em like a **** star for a good portion of that year.

Actually, i am a lot nicer on line then i am in real life. I can be a complete dick to a lot of people, really a lot of people i graduated high school with. That was nice of you to do that though.

With me, whatcha see is whatcha get. People commonly tell me I'm the same in-person & online.

The meal cost $60 bucks, but I would be madder if some ***** made me drive around for hours just so that could contribute to her make believe life. I'd be ****ING PISSED if someone wasted that much of my time based on a bunch of lies.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
With me, whatcha see is whatcha get. People commonly tell me I'm the same in-person & online.

Everyone that saw me says that I look just like they thought I would. People have even guessed my weight correctly. My personality is a bit different online. I am quieter and more reserved, I feel the same way about ****, I just keep more of it to myself.

That's how i am, Blue. Do you have AIM?

Yes. Racas77 is my AIM name.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
The meal cost $60 bucks, but I would be madder if some ***** made me drive around for hours just so that could contribute to her make believe life. I'd be ****ING PISSED if someone wasted that much of my time based on a bunch of lies.

Well said.

You know, that letter that I posted about a couple of days ago... it was from her.

I would break out my book on revenge and go to work on that ho.

I chose to break out the book of "GhosT^x0 nailing all the women he blew off while talking to that hoe" instead.

I think I made the better decision.

You did, giving crappy people any energy at all is a waste.

I ate a $480 phonebill for her.

Stayed up late for her. I'd drive to work nodding off. One day I even called out of work in expectation of meeting her.

Thing's she'd tell me... excuses she'd give me... made themselves apparent as nothing more than ways to keep me questionlessly caught up in her ****in web of lies. Absolutely heartless.

And I was at such a vulnerable time in my life, too... I'd just ended a relationship of 7 years with a girl for ****in me over time and time again... and the one single female I relied on for a little bit of empathy and friendship ended up ****in me over all the same.

Harsh. At least you have the satisfaction of knowing that she's still wallowing in her miserable ****ing life.

That's just about all that's stopped me from wanting to absolutely ruin her... she did that to herself long before I was even in the picture.

But, Jesus H Christ, that Swedish chick is hot, huh?

ghost can i get some details on this.

i must have missed the letter

hook me up.

I will share your misery with you.

Originally posted by Squezze
But, Jesus H Christ, that Swedish chick is hot, huh?

Thanks for reminding me of another piss off.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
ghost can i get some details on this.

i must have missed the letter

hook me up.

I will share your misery with you.

I wanna take you back to March of 2002... my ex decided that she wanted to thank me for finally giving her a daughter after 7 years of togetherness by propositioning one of my friends. It's a good thing this friend in particular has a heart of gold & the ethic to back it, because he told me all about it. Right before our trip to Vegas (the ones that reaped the footage of Quinton and Liddell), I notified my fiance, and mother of my daughter, that I was through with her, and would be making arrangements to move out upon my return from Vegas. I cleaned out my bank account and buried my misery beneath beer after beer while in Vegas, all the while knowing **** was about to change forever. It hurt a lot. I'm thankful my friend was able to see through the rage that clouded my every vision, where I was unable to... for that, I believe I found the best friend I've ever had.

Fast forward to June... I'm now sitting in a new pad, a new bedroom, new people, new surroundings... nothing is the same. My ex is not returning my calls. All those days I spent by my daughter's side mean nothing to her now. She's off trying to ****in nail guys from Sherdog while I bury my issues beneath my training and attempt to make a better life for myself despite now being in one of the biggest depressions I've ever known. All the while, I'd been talking to one girl online. Night after night, the misery that swelled up around me saw subsidation when I talked to her. She was the only one who had that effect on me... I appreciated so much about her. Things between us became very, very intimate over the course of the next 6 months. We'd talk on the phone till all hours of the night. We'd stay up laughing, chatting, sometimes mutually loathing, always mutually indeitifying. So compatible with this girl.

Now to October... I've been talking to this girl for a long time now. The depression I've felt couldn't possibly be matched by how depressed I am on this day. Can't see my daughter, haven't called a friend in months, and to top it all off, a trip to the bowling alley by way of my roommate's treat was absolutely killed when I lost a pair of sunglasses mom had bought me that I'd had for two years. Of all things... Alaina was the one person I said I wanted to see. She promised me she'd show up. This was one of 5 times she either said she was coming and never showed, or gave me a fake address and had me drive out to Chino ****ing Hills (2 hours from me) for no reason at all.

November comes around... just after the very final time she flaked on me (Thanksgiving), Araz (ParaZIT) hits me up on the board. He says that the pictures Alaina has been sending me (and everyone else) the entire time are fake, and belong to a girl named Camilla in SWEDEN. I ****in flip. I hit Alaina up, and she admits to what she's done. Over the course of the next week it all comes out. Then... I get the call from her husband.

Her husband.

This was the nail in the coffin for me. I have not spoken a straight word to that girl since my findings. She has tried to contact me, and I've done my best to avoid it. And sitting here typing about all of this... just helped me to relive one of the greatest miseries I've known in the last 3 years, and how convenient... I get to go beat up on Globalmma.com members in an hour.

****.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Thanks for reminding me of another piss off.


Ok, now I feel like a dick.

You know Squeez, she actually liked you. Said you were funny.

Made special mention of it a couple times. Your name is noe forever associated in my mind with that jockey from WKRP

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
You know Squeez, she actually liked you. Said you were funny.

Made special mention of it a couple times. Your name is noe forever associated in my mind with that jockey from WKRP


Yeah, I did talk to her a lot, and I thought she was pretty cool. Too bad how things turned out.

And, trust me on this, if there is anyone on this forum who can relate to the whole "****ed over by married net woman", it's me.

This is why I've stopped talking to women on the net. If they like me that much, they can come see me in person.

Tonight, I train hard.

After training hard,..... Jessica. :)

That girl is gonna put me in the best mood I've had in ****in months.

OK Ghost^x0, I think you are just trying to be funny now. Guess what? YOU ARENT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://pic7.picturetrail.com/VOL197/1132239/2136143/25732538.jpg

HE used my pic1!!! YAYA!!

Ghost I feel your misery my friend, If I can help let me know.

Ghost,

Believe me when I say this -- meeting chicks off the 'net can work out.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

For all you know, you know you and this girl connected, for whatever reason. And if you ****ed her off without giving it ago, you might have spent the rest of your life wondering what could have been and never knowing.

You did the right thing.

Hindsight is a beautiful thing man. But what is past is past. Set your baggage down and look to the road ahead. Your future is what you make it. Being an intelligent, strong willed and ambitious individual that you are, I see no reason that your future will not be whatever you want it to be.

- J.