a girl that is over 23 without a kid or kids. Man. Seem like every girl i meet over 23 is pregnant, has a kid or has a few kids. Strange. No where else i have ever been is like that. i think it is a trend dwn here. I remember when i lived in one state it was kind of fashoinbable for all the freshman chics to get pregnant in the trialer park, but outside teh trailer park it was not. Here it just seem like most chics don;t care and go for it

You're right. Women start very early down here. I dont know many women my age that dont already have at least one child.

****ing a, you goign to Rollins Allison? I made up my mind that i was going.

Yeah that and strippers. Tons of them down here. Where i used to live i never saw a strip club, here there is one on every corner

Isn't that a beautiful thing, Mr. Satan.

it is damn near impossible in north carolina to find a woman of any age who will talk to me.

talk to me can translate to talk to me
or
talk to me can translate to have sex with me

either way the statement still holds true

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
I remember when i lived in one state it was kind of fashoinbable for all the freshman chics to get pregnant in the trialer park, but outside teh trailer park it was not.

did that state happen to be north or south carolina?

Originally posted by Cesaro
did that state happen to be north or south carolina?

Alabama

I noticed that too.

SO MAN *****ES WITH KIDS!

now hey you want a kid thats cool BUT YOUR 12 WHAT THE ****!

yeah relly. i heard some girls in subway talking about getting pregnant. I thnk they were 12. Teh ****ing looked 12, they might have been 15 at the oldest. Anway when they were leaving they hopped on their schwins and took off

These are the reasons that beating your kids should be legal!

My parents beat me! I got no kids!

Satan, are you going to the Tampa show? I doubt I'll make it, but I wish i could.

Originally posted by Allison
Satan, are you going to the Tampa show? I doubt I'll make it, but I wish i could.

yeah i am.
That is too bad Allison.
I will try to get pics and brag all about it.

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
yeah i am.
That is too bad Allison.
I will try to get pics and brag all about it.

PWN3D!

Mr. Satan and Allison got a date coming along, buy her a ticket Satan.

Originally posted by Tom
Mr. Satan and Allison got a date coming along, buy her a ticket Satan.

HAHAH yeah, I doubt i coudl pay any chic to be seen with some like me. I look liek the offspring of a goat, but less attractive.

Stop being modest.

OH ****!

Mr. Satan DON"T DO IT SHE WILL RIP OFF YOUR ****IN NIPPLE!

AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS! DON'T LET HR NEAR YOU!

BEWARE!

but To i am willing to pay for your ticket if you come down here and be my man slave.

I'll pass, i'm sure Vulgar won't mind going with ya.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
OH ****!

Mr. Satan DON"T DO IT SHE WILL RIP OFF YOUR ****IN NIPPLE!

AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS! DON'T LET HER NEAR YOU!

BEWARE!

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
HAHAH yeah, I doubt i coudl pay any chic to be seen with some like me. I look liek the offspring of a goat, but less attractive.

It sounds like you have the Cesaro complex.

Originally posted by Tom
I'll pass, i'm sure Vulgar won't mind going with ya.
\He already used and abused my anus. i can fit a whole apple up there now because of him

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
HAHAH yeah, I doubt i coudl pay any chic to be seen with some like me. I look liek the offspring of a goat, but less attractive.


I was being generous when I said that. Dont forget the "being generous" part.

Originally posted by Cesaro
It sounds like you have the Cesaro complex.

No i have a mirror

Originally posted by Tom
I'll pass, i'm sure Vulgar won't mind going with ya.

man one of my necessities is boobs so that automatically cuts our men and allison.

Originally posted by Allison
I was being generous when I said that. Dont forget the "being generous" part.

Ultimate PWNAG3

courtesy of Allison

Yeah, that's what I have too. Unfortunately, a webcam as well.

Yeah taht and i have been told on numerous occasions that "Man if i looked liek you i would just end it all, why havvn't youdon that yet? man you are a strong person"

I've never been told that, but I'm sure people think it. Especially that time I decided being healthy wasn't nice, so I got really fat by spending countless hours at the hands of my computer and brand new cable modem. 260lbs mother****er, 260lbs. I'm 217lbs now, but I'm still fat. I'm still ugly. I still have no girlfriend. I still have no idea who calls me at 10am every morning and refuses to speak, **** you ******. I still haven't continued reading that book I spent $30 on at Books a million. My armpits refuse to stop producing massive amounts of sweat, I think I forgot to put deodorant on the past few days. LAKJSLDJASLKJLKJ

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wow Ces, that is crazy.

i should kick you, beat you, **** you, and then shoot you in your ****ing head!

yeah, get in line.

That just proves once again that Cesaro is the man.

word.

Then there was that time I started training in the wonderful art of brazilian jiu jitsu....August 20, 2002, approximately. I went like once a week or less until January, totally missing the month of December. I did not return after late January after I refused to pay a $35 yearly annual fee, **** you. However, at my time spent there I did learn several thrifty submissions, guard passes, escapes and did manage to earn a stripe on my white belt which is not actually on the belt. I have gotten fatter since I stopped.

I then visited a school in Rock Hill, took them up on their generous offer of 1 free class and never returned.

I don't know what the **** that **** had to do with anything, but...

Does anyone else ever wonder what the operator at *69 looks like? I want to know.

I'm pretty sure TV isn't something to do, it's just something to do while you're doing something else...while sitting at your computer.

The Howard Stern Radio Show may have been one of the coolest things to ever exist in my life. One dreary morning I awake from my slumber to a startling message being broadcasted over the airwaves of 95.7 WXRC based out of Charlotte....that message informed all listeners that this would be the last day Howard would be aired on their station. I was in 10th grade at the time, it was the spring of 2001 I believe.

I don't know why I'm making an attempt to type with proper grammar today, it is lots of extra work on my behalf and I'm doing it for a reason I am unsure of. It kind of makes me feel smart, but I don't know why.

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preach the gospel brother

I will try.

you should be a priest you could **** all the little boys you wanted!

yeah, that woudl be sick.

that's a last resort