Playing marco-polo with the kids at my work today. They actually cut me a paycheck to do this. I love my job........but, sometimes I do feel like Zach Morris in those saved by the bell episodes where they all worked at the country club.

Your duty at work today should be to hook up with the milf.....

That's on the side

I need to get me a job at one of these resort places, too bad Florida is so ****in hot. Oh, and the Hurricanes.....

The Huricanes don't come here as often as you think. ****, thos god damn earthquakes sacre me way more than thos Huricanes.

Earthquakes dont bother me, must be all the training you get in elementry school. We havnt had a good one in a few years.....

I ws right in the **** during the Northridge earthquake in 1993. I'll never forget that. We had to move out of our house for six months because of all the damage it caused.

We dont feel them too bad in the central valley. Funny story, I had a girlfriend over at my moms house one night and we where ****ing. The next day my mom said there was an earthquake last night. I told her I didnt notice anything. She told me that the mirror on her dresser was rocking back and forth and banging against the wall.....

HAHAHAHA

Just a SMALL tremor.

Are you taching those kids your favorite game: "Find the Quarter"

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
but, sometimes I do feel like Zach Morris in those saved by the bell episodes where they all worked at the country club.



:nonono:

My favorite game is hide the weiner in the pooper, friend.

Zack was a funboy with Slater, everyone knows the man slipping the girls the sausage was Screech

screech = PIMPADOCIOUS!

yeah, i read the auto Biography of him, called

"Screech: the sounds the honey's make when i slide them the Sausage"

He talks abotu all the good stuff. Said his character was only kept on the show because he used to **** the producers wife and stuff. He also talks about a short stay at Rikers island where he was the king of Cell Block C. Said he stabbed a man witha pencil because he just wanted to see someone die.

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
yeah, i read the auto Biography of him, called

"Screech: the sounds the honey's make when i slide them the Sausage"

He talks abotu all the good stuff. Said his character was only kept on the show because he used to **** the producers wife and stuff. He also talks about a short stay at Rikers island where he was the king of Cell Block C. Said he stabbed a man witha pencil because he just wanted to see someone die.



POST OF THE MONTH!

LOL

its true.

That was some super creative and very entertaining ****. I was impressed.

today, my duties of work will consist of:

-going back to bed
-stumbling in around 11
-giving various employees tequila shots during the day
-yelling at the other employees
-chatting on the boards
-telling the receptionist, "voice mail," about 20 times today
-playing darts
-stealing a bunch of paper cups and plates from the lunch room to take home

Originally posted by Purity
today, my duties of work will consist of:

-going back to bed
-stumbling in around 11
-giving various employees tequila shots during the day
-yelling at the other employees
-chatting on the boards
-telling the receptionist, "voice mail," about 20 times today
-playing darts
-stealing a bunch of paper cups and plates from the lunch room to take home

sweet, that sounds liek a cool job

Dude make sure you get the bathroom toilet paper too.

**** the bathroom toilet paper!! EVERY company provides sandpaper.
i'm perfectly happy with my Kleenex Cottenelle with Aloe and Vitamin E thank you very much!

In that case, my workplace pampers me ( no pun intended )

man I get the best kind at work. Its like wiping your ass withpaper fluff.

dude it's all about the aloe. e-ticket all the way!

My duty is to please that boody.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I ws right in the **** during the Northridge earthquake in 1993. I'll never forget that. We had to move out of our house for six months because of all the damage it caused. ****, try living in SF during the quake of 89. My house had numerous cracks and my enitre driveway cracked and created a crater. My neighbors damn near lost their entire roof