Because I like them so much. I went out to eat with a buddy of mine we got a lillte buzzed of a couple drinks I hardly ate (which is good) and we went to a strip club. The Spearmint Rhino in LA. Nice place $20 to get in hot chicks. Well I spent $200 buckas and now I remember why I hate strip clubs. They are too damn fun and I can't control myself. Granted $200 ain't that much but **** man, $200 would have gotten me some punani at a club. Boy was it fun though.

Havasu is going to OWN!

good warm up bro.
lemme know how sandbar goes off.

Never made a Havasu trip. Always wanted to go there.

I'm not really into the strip club scene. Never have been.

Strip clubs are always a fun time. I've never had a ****ty time at a strip club.

i don't tip

I love and hate lap dances all at the same time. On one hand, you've got a sexy naked chick gyrating on your lap, but on the other hand it gives you the worst case of blue balls ever. And blue balls are never fun.

what happens if you cum from a lap dance?

dude what's wrong with you people?
blue balls and cumming from a ****ing LAP DANCE?!!??!?

geez-louise conTROL yourselves people!!!

Ruffy, I feel your pain bro! I spend like $200 a week every week! It sucks but I can't stop! In fact, when I go to a regular bar I'm like WTF!? Where's the titties?! Vulgar, if you cum from a lap dance, you better be getting a blowjob lol!

Thats why I stick to prostitutes. There straight to the point.

Originally posted by Purity
i don't tip I don't pay for ****. I'll pay the entrance fee and wait until the lap dances are $5

I only tip for the chicks on stage because it's fun as hell.

i just sit in the back by myself while all my friends act like jackasses in the front, wait for a girl to come up and ask what's wrong. then play out the shy guy who's never been to a strip club, complain about my "fiance' whom i think is cheating on me", strike up some more conversing, sip more beers, and usually get the lap dances for free.

either that or i get harrassed for not tipping.

Originally posted by Purity

either that or i get harrassed for not tipping. haha, the girls at Cenerfolds NEVER come my way anymore. I only tip the girls that serve drinks.

Originally posted by ruffneck
I only tip for the chicks on stage because it's fun as hell.

i never sit at the tip bar. **** that! why not just sit one row back, get the same show, and save your money??

although i have a couple times. but that was just so i could put in requests to see if i could put a rolled up dollar in her ass. never gotten that request yet.

Not tipping makes it exceedingly difficult to pull chicks out of the bar.

I made out with one of the strippers. Did I mention that already? I know it's not that cool but **** I still liked it.

I've banged a couple of strippers, but like a said I've spent thousands of dollars on 'em.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Not tipping makes it exceedingly difficult to pull chicks out of the bar.

one of my best friends has ****ed well over 50 strippers and doesn't tip for ****.
tipping basically says that you're a sucker and will be seduced relentlessly just to walk out with no chicks and no money. but you CAN be guaranteed to be given plenty of incentive to come back because NEXT TIME she can get off her shift early for you :lol2:

I am kind of a sucker, but I'm friends with a lot of those chicks and don't mind forkin' out the cash cuz, hey ho's gotta eat too. I haven't banged anywhere near 50 strippers(just 3), but the ones I did bang were pretty hot, so I consider it kind of a wash. I guess I just like giving my money to naked chicks. It's like a sickness.

Yeah i like it too. It's fun to toss your money at naked chicks.

solike if you spurt durring a lap dance shoudl you give her more $

ok, #1 the way you guys talk about women sometimes frightens me...

#2 maybe if you tipped more you might get more? lol, of course this is from a girl who accidentally tipped a $10 instead of a $1. No wonder she was so friendly! heh, actually they were friends of mine and not strippers (in the pic), go go dancers so it was all good

#3, isn't the Spearmint Rhino in LA only topless? or is that the one out here??? Anyhoo, that sucks if it is

what about spurtin

No it's full nude because they don't serve alchy.

NO ALCY!?!? wtf?!?!?! Strippers and Boozin' go together like peanut butter and jelly!

yeah they don't even let full nudes serve alchi in vegas anymore either

THAT ****IN' SUCKS! MY ENJOYMENT WOULD BE SEVERLY LIMITED IF I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO GET GOOD AND DRUNK WHILE I LOOK AT THE COOTER!!!!!!

Holy ****. In these parts it's full nudity and they serve booze. No alcohol at a strip club?? That just seems wrong.

So you just get smashed before hand.

Originally posted by Squezze
Holy ****. In these parts it's full nudity and they serve booze. No alcohol at a strip club?? That just seems wrong.

THAT IS WRONG AND IMMORAL. All the bars here are all the way nude with full liquor bars and some even have private littel rooms for the private dances so that they can get extra nasty.

I love stripclubs. There was a time when I would go to one 4 or 5 times a week. Rules for going are as follows if you are trying to get laid.............................................. ..........................

1. Never go on Friday or Saturday
2. Dont go to much during the first half of the month.
3. Dont give the girls compliments
4. Flash the cash but dont spend it
5. Dont believe everything a stripper tells you
6. Act like you arent that interesed in the girl
7. Dont try and look your best when you go to a strip club
8. Let the girls know you can get better then them
9. Go to strip clubs near the end of the month
10. Stay away from getting lap dances

All this strip club talk makes me wan to go **** another stripper!!!!

Originally posted by TuffGuy

9. Go to strip clubs near the end of the month


Is this because rent is due and they will do anything to pay it?

Yeah, strippers are fun.

are they, i would not know. I have never been to a strip club

Originally posted by Mr.Satan
Is this because rent is due and they will do anything to pay it?

This is true sort of. Basically strippers are major procrastinaters. Basically, they put off work until the last minute. Therefore it is better to go towards the end of the month rather than the begining because there will be more girls there.

Strippers are incredibly lazy.

tuff you are very knowlegable (spelt totaly wrong).

but please tell us how to follow these steps.

what do we have to do to show this **** to the stripper?

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
what happens if you cum from a lap dance?

LOL!!!!!!!!

This thread makes me think of Sabretooth.

who is sabertooth?

Wolverine's arch nemesis.

Someone that used to post on sherdog. It's a long story about us going to a strip club in Vegas.

got ya

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
tuff you are very knowlegable (spelt totaly wrong).

but please tell us how to follow these steps.

what do we have to do to show this **** to the stripper?

Do I have to hold your hand?

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Do I have to hold your hand?

Yes

The opposite of straight

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Yes

I dont know about you but, I dont go to those kinds of stripclubs. You are on your own pal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lenny, ever been to Cheetahs in Vegas?

i didn't mean to actually hold my hand.

I meant like you gotta walk me step by step on how to bone a stripper in the tush and cum on her face.

cheetahs is ok. lil d's is good for cheap thrills and o.g.'s is good for quality.

East St.Louis has the best strip clubs....I'm not kidding...Best time I eva had....there's like 3 in a row....you can go from sleeze to normal hotties to Oh My God!!