View Full Version : God Bless America.....


realkaps
05-22-2003, 11:38 PM
DJkapsul: I just took the greatest dump in the history of mankind
crlygracie: your last one is always the greatist
DJkapsul: it was so great
DJkapsul: not alot of strain
DJkapsul: one whiper
crlygracie: perfect
DJkapsul: got up and viewed my masterpiece before I flushed
DJkapsul: the tp was in the middle so it looked like 2 good sized logs
DJkapsul: flushed
crlygracie: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA
DJkapsul: It was all one huge log
DJkapsul: it covered the length of the bowl no problem
crlygracie: right on
DJkapsul: I thru my hands up in victory
DJkapsul: I was sad I flushed it
crlygracie: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DJkapsul: someone else should of seen that baby
crlygracie: hahahahhaaaaaaaaa
DJkapsul: I should of taken a picture
crlygracie: yeah really
DJkapsul: it was beutiful
DJkapsul: like the mona lisa of turds
DJkapsul: brought a tear to my eye
crlygracie: god bless america
crlygracie: HAHA

Mr.Satan
05-22-2003, 11:39 PM
INdeed

realkaps
05-22-2003, 11:56 PM
Did you even read that or did you just post?

Tom
05-23-2003, 12:08 AM
Mr. Satan, nice post count there buddy. kaps, way to go on the mona lisa

Mr.Satan
05-23-2003, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by kaps
Did you even read that or did you just post?

yeah i read it. nothing liek being proud of a goos hit. i just wetn and had a ****ing oil slick to whipe.
i hat ehaving to whipe more than 4 times. Pisses me off. i might as well just jump in th shower

Curly Howard
05-23-2003, 12:17 AM
Looks like Mr.Satan went to the Ben Stark school of typing

Mr.Satan
05-23-2003, 12:18 AM
no way man, Ujac taught me how to type. a few peopel thought i was him because of my mad skills

realkaps
05-23-2003, 08:32 AM
TTT for Bzob, he always appreciates a good **** story.....

Tanner Rhoden
05-23-2003, 08:34 AM
Like the mona lisa of turds...............classic line!!!

VulgarTheClown
05-23-2003, 10:47 AM
I was acutally LOL when i read that. almost teared up.