There's this woman that I've seen many times at the country club I work at. She's divorced with three children. She always seemed kind of flirty to me. Would make slutty little remarks about how I was looking. Well, yesterday she gave me her number and told me to call her. What do you guys think? Should I give her a call? Or, am I just reading this wrong and all she wants is a babysitter?

is she hot and is she rich?

she want you to be RENT A DADDY

She's a MILF. She drives an expedition, so I'm assuming she has some money.

I'd call it..I mean if I was single

there is nothing better than to have a fling with an older woman.
Call her.

Give her a call....

that sounds nice. if she has an expedition that means chances are she is making good money considering the fact she has 3 kids to take care of.

expedition = large monthly payment, lots of money will be paid into gas money, insurance payments aren't too bad on an expedition, but they still exist.

kids = obvious expense.

then she has to pay for a place to live, food, and all of that other stuff.

apparently she has money one way or the other.

if she has that kind of money then i imagine she can afford to send her kids to a daycare or buy a babysitter.

The oldest woman I've ever hooked up with is 46. It was one of my moms friends on my 21st birthday. LOL!!! man, we were all so very ****faced on that night. It felt kind of weird the next day considering I've known her about as long as I've known my mom.

actually, i better steer clear of this thread. lol@me in an advice thread concerning a male contacting a female for possible chances of relationship and sex.

Originally posted by Cesaro
actually, i better steer clear of this thread. lol@me in an advice thread concerning a male contacting a female for possible chances of relationship and sex.

are you gay?

no, i'm just a fat loser who gets no chicks.

She might just be looking for sex, I say call her up, get some sex and have her toss a couple of Benjamens your way.......

That's true, Billy. Maybe, if I play my cards right, I can get her to buy me ****.

Decisions Decisions

Pimp dat **** home boyiiiieeee


MIDWEST SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No more pimpin the bike to work, Expedition time.....

If she's driving an expedition she's probably getting some fat child support and alimony from her ex-husband. If she's considerably older than you she probably thinks of you as a boy toy worthy of a quick romp.

Blue is correct.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
There's this woman that I've seen many times at the country club I work at. She's divorced with three children. She always seemed kind of flirty to me. Would make slutty little remarks about how I was looking. Well, yesterday she gave me her number and told me to call her. What do you guys think? Should I give her a call? Or, am I just reading this wrong and all she wants is a babysitter?

3 kids huh...well you know she puts out. I say call her:ky:

http://www.ehowa.com/picx/proofmymom.jpg

HAHAHAHA!!!

Tanner has a sugar mommy

I cannot even begin to express how ****ing done with chicks who have kids I am.

I haven't meant anything I've said in days more than I mean this.

why do you have an avatar with 2 Jamaicans in a snow storm?

I hear that, Dave.

When I want to be called Daddy, it's not kids I want doing it.

Me too

Your pet?

Depends.

oh

Arju says why not call.

I say hit it man.

Just make sure you take plenty of pics with your camera and post epic long story about your escapades and conquests.

Go forth and sow your oats!

- J.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
she want you to be RENT A DADDY

Arju and I are in agreement that this is the funniest thing we've seen you write :)

- J.