And don't even think this is one of those ****ing posts where someone's cancelling plans. Oh **** no. All of you who are expected to be up in the house tomorrow night are now expected to be there even more. 5 minutes earlier even.

Remember my "God damn I feel good" post? Wrote that **** roughly about 11 yesterday morning.

About 1pm rolls around... and I receive my "Written Awareness Notice". Right about the same time god decides to Powerbomb me off of Cloud 9 through a stack of ****ing tables, I receive a PM from Adam stating that half of the Team^x0 guys scheduled to train at HOC with me (namely him, since only me and him were set to show) will not be showing up after all, which effectively ****s me.

I decided to take my aggression out on a wall. The wall just so happened to divide a bathroom stall and be made of metal, but it wasn't such a big deal. It didn't hurt very much... kinda stung... just like all the other times I've elected to take my aggressions out on inanimate objects, rather than those responsible for them. I got a call from a friend of mine who offered me a shot to go train with him and his buddy because they need a good stand-up fighter to work some drills with em. Sweet... half my day is redeemed.

So last night I'm training, and we decide to spar... headgear, shinpads, and MMA gloves. This kid's rounding me like he's fighting a conventional guy, no matter how many times I've told him "DON'T GO TO MY LEFT" as he continues to circle to my left. After dealing with this long enoguh to warrant a lesson, I just ****in dropped it on him. Straight left, down the pipe, hit him dead between the eyes.... except for it hit a little high. Right above the eyebrow, right below the headgear... This guy got knocked two steps back and didn't even move his feet... my punch hit him so hard, he was dazed stiff for a second.... and as soon as I pulled back, I just felt my left two knuckles, soft from the encounter with the bathroom stall, ignite. I pulled off my glove and swelling started immediately.

It's definitely broken somewhere. I'm going tonight to get an XRay. I'm training through it though, I give a ****. See you guys tomorrow at HOC.

I retract my statment about your sister not being as smart as you.

You are now the official idiot of the "Ghost"/"^x0" family.
"

I recomend waiting till you are healed. Although your drive to continue is admireable

Swollen hand or not, that's just more meat to drop the Cro Cop Chop on Blake with. I'm tellin you, that boy's ****ED.

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
I recomend waiting till you are healed. Although your drive to continue is admireable

Probably the smartest thing to do

OUCH! Sounds painful Hojak! I hope it's not serious.

it bet not be serious

It hurts like a mother ****er. I'm not going to train tonight. It's pretty swollen right now. I iced it all night last night, and woke up in a puddle of ice water cuz the ****in icebag thingy I rigged up broke.

@#%&$.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
it bet not be serious

what the **** was that supposed to say?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
what the **** was that supposed to say? I wrote it like I say it...you have to hear me say it

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I wrote it like I say it...you have to hear me say it

Okay I just read it out loud. It made a little more sense when I did

OUCH!!!!!!!! becareful tomorrow dave, I got kinda hurt last night, i was closing the window and decided i wanted to slam my thumb in it, :-) so now my nail is black and blue and the very tip of the thumb is also pretty colors.....

HAHa that`s life keeping you humble.:lol3:

I was in a bar and for some reason decided to punch the wall. Little did I know that the table we were sitting at was lined up with a concrete support beam behind the gyproc panelling. My knuckles came out alright but my wrist was phucked. I don't do that stuff no more lol.

Painful and embarassing.:lol1:

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
OUCH!!!!!!!! becareful tomorrow dave, I got kinda hurt last night, i was closing the window and decided i wanted to slam my thumb in it, :-) so now my nail is black and blue and the very tip of the thumb is also pretty colors.....

I would've paid money to hear the storm of obscenities that came flying outta your mouth after that ****.

Thanks for the words of advice, ladies and gents... I hate to make em seem in vain, but I have to train through this. I have 2 fights on the 7th, both are open handed... if I can restrain from gripping hard with my left or throwing straights closed-fist, I'll be alright.

And even if I break my ****ing hand again when I fight... I'm still fighting. Champions don't ****in make excuses about broken hands.

What about hang nails, Dave? Do champions make excuses abotu those?

Well if champs don’t make excuses about broken hands, do champs make excuses about being permanently ****ed up after hurting themselves worse?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Well if champs don’t make excuses about broken hands, do champs make excuses about being permanently ****ed up after hurting themselves worse?

I'd rather make excuses about that last one. At least the fortitude of my ballsack is proven in that case.

just curious

Besides, chicks dig battle scars. Imagine how taken aback you'd be when I bust out my ****in sledgehammer hand at a party to impress you. You'd want me.

I think I'd rather want a man that had no battle scars and could work magic with his hands/fingers than one with battle scars that couldn't make a fist

You are wrong. You have no idea what you want.

you're right

no i couldnt yell the kids were asleep, but i did jump up and down like a ****ing freak for about 20 minutes, i felt like kicking a wall so it would get my mind off my throbing thumb, but then i figured that would have been stupider then slamming my thumb in the window...

Man you better be careful dude.

"SLAP HANDS! SLAP HANDS!"-Waterboy

Knockouts, dog.

****ing knockouts.

****ing knockouts

****ing

knockouts

I know that pain Dave, I have a knuckle on my right that is prone to swelling up if I hit something hard enough with it. A Dr told me it is probably from the cartilage and stuff being smashed in my knuckle, leaving little padding in it for when it hits something, meaning bone on bone = swelling.

Yeah, hurts like ****. But chicks dig it

Originally posted by seldomTap
Yeah, hurts like ****. But chicks dig it
:lol2: :lol2: :lol3:

He knows where I'm comin from. This is why I like the SeldomTap guy.

Seldomtap goes weeks without showering.

Who the **** told you!!!

umm... you did

Oh.,...thats ok then

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
And don't even think this is one of those ****ing posts where someone's cancelling plans. Oh **** no. All of you who are expected to be up in the house tomorrow night are now expected to be there even more. 5 minutes earlier even.

Remember my "God damn I feel good" post? Wrote that **** roughly about 11 yesterday morning.

About 1pm rolls around... and I receive my "Written Awareness Notice". Right about the same time god decides to Powerbomb me off of Cloud 9 through a stack of ****ing tables, I receive a PM from Adam stating that half of the Team^x0 guys scheduled to train at HOC with me (namely him, since only me and him were set to show) will not be showing up after all, which effectively ****s me.

I decided to take my aggression out on a wall. The wall just so happened to divide a bathroom stall and be made of metal, but it wasn't such a big deal. It didn't hurt very much... kinda stung... just like all the other times I've elected to take my aggressions out on inanimate objects, rather than those responsible for them. I got a call from a friend of mine who offered me a shot to go train with him and his buddy because they need a good stand-up fighter to work some drills with em. Sweet... half my day is redeemed.

So last night I'm training, and we decide to spar... headgear, shinpads, and MMA gloves. This kid's rounding me like he's fighting a conventional guy, no matter how many times I've told him "DON'T GO TO MY LEFT" as he continues to circle to my left. After dealing with this long enoguh to warrant a lesson, I just ****in dropped it on him. Straight left, down the pipe, hit him dead between the eyes.... except for it hit a little high. Right above the eyebrow, right below the headgear... This guy got knocked two steps back and didn't even move his feet... my punch hit him so hard, he was dazed stiff for a second.... and as soon as I pulled back, I just felt my left two knuckles, soft from the encounter with the bathroom stall, ignite. I pulled off my glove and swelling started immediately.

It's definitely broken somewhere. I'm going tonight to get an XRay. I'm training through it though, I give a ****. See you guys tomorrow at HOC.

Testosterone's quite the logical payoff for men!!:lol3:

Jesus Christ! Chelsea???

How are ya?

Originally posted by seldomTap
Jesus Christ! Chelsea???

How are ya?

Yeah I know I've been slackin! It's been well. I'm having a nice warm day up here in Helena, Montana. Getting ready to go try out a new Harley a friend of mine had just bought. Gotta love being a real back -seat biatch on a Hog!!

How you doin?:)

Holy ****, what up Chelsea. :)

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Holy ****, what up Chelsea. :)

'Sup Dave! You still the top Ho-Bag of Global??:ghost:

yeah doin good,

good to hear you are doin alright.

Originally posted by norcalpimp
'Sup Dave! You still the top Ho-Bag of Global??:ghost:

Hahahaha, you know me, #1 Globetrotter.

- The x0

Originally posted by seldomTap
yeah doin good,

good to hear you are doin alright.

Who knighted you Mod?? What the HELL's going on around here?:lol3:

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Hahahaha, you know me, #1 Globetrotter.

- The x0

I truly think you ought to clone yourself, so all the girlies can get a crack at the Ghost with the most...:lovers:

This place is going to hell...run while you can

Originally posted by norcalpimp
I truly think you ought to clone yourself, so all the girlies can get a crack at the Ghost with the most...:lovers:

Flattery will getcha everywhere, sweetheart.

hope the xrays go well, btw

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Flattery will getcha everywhere, sweetheart.

Well, hopefully into your shorts!!:baby:

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
I recomend waiting till you are healed. Although your drive to continue is admireable

I agree with Bzob. Or you can take some nubane and you won't feel a thing.

Real men take their injuries on the chin and as such and wash away their woes with beer and hoes, just like Conan would!

Be a man, STOP WHINING! :)

It's all good. You'll be fine.

- J.

Conan O'Brian?

Read Robert E. Howard damn you.

- J.

If you start training again make sure you tape it right. Put a piece of sponge on your sore knuckles and wrap tape around it and then put your handwrappings over your hand and knuckles

Originally posted by seldomTap
This place is going to hell

It sure is

XRay reveals that I have a fracture in my index carpel. While the size of the fracture doesn't seem to be an issue, there is only minor swelling, and provided I take my calcium and go easy on it, doctors say 3 - 4 weeks for full recovery.

My fight with Blake is in 15 days.

Expect me to compete.

This is going to get ugly...

- J.

playin' thur pain...a real man.

http://us.st5.yimg.com/store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1737_2781364

- J.