View Full Version : If you could alter some of your genetics...


The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 02:38 PM
What would you change? What would you make different?

For me, I would get some bigger legs…My legs are so small. No matter the weight I am, they stay thin…At 190lbs, I was walking with twigs. At 300lbs, my legs were about the same size of the skinny lil’ receivers on my high school football team…I gain weight in my stomach, chest and face. Very little goes to the legs. Even doing mad squats, leg presses, ect. NO MASS would come.

That’s what I would change, how about you?(please, no penis changes in this thread…just stick to anything but that)

karebear
05-22-2003, 02:39 PM
damn where would i start.

Allison
05-22-2003, 02:40 PM
I have the big ass and thigh combo, with absolutely no breasts. I get this from my mother. I also have crooked pinky fingers.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 02:42 PM
my mom ****ed me over too

The Golden Bear
05-22-2003, 02:42 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM nice.

Pinkys... MMMMMMMMMMM

VulgarTheClown
05-22-2003, 02:58 PM
i would be made skinnier

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 02:59 PM
I also have crooked pinky fingers.

every male in my family has crooked fingers

I store fat in my abdomen way to easy. takes me forever to burn it off. I also would change my complextion gene.

handjobs4dollars
05-22-2003, 02:59 PM
skinner and a bigger penis. I was so ripped off by god.

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:01 PM
I have the big ass

this is not a bad thing........eva. Big assed women make the blood boil. I am usually glued to rap videos for this reason.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Gman
skinner and a bigger penis. I was so ripped off by god. Well if you get skinny, you would lose groin fat thus lenghting your penis(just a little)

and read the bottom of my first post

Allison
05-22-2003, 03:03 PM
Thanks, George.

Guys with see-through skin arent bad, either.

handjobs4dollars
05-22-2003, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Well if you get skinny, you would lose groin fat thus lenghting your penis(just a little)

and read the bottom of my first post

Sorry

Whoremaster B
05-22-2003, 03:06 PM
I rock the chicken legs which pisses me off. My twin doesnt have em but I do.

ready for this Purity, ITS ALL GODS FAULT!

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:06 PM
Its pastey, not see through.

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
I rock the chicken legs which pisses me off. My twin doesnt have em but I do.

ready for this Purity, ITS ALL GODS FAULT!


told you dude, rock that stair master.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
I rock the chicken legs which pisses me off. My twin doesnt have em but I do.

ready for this Purity, ITS ALL GODS FAULT! you feel my pain

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Misery
told you dude, rock that stair master. He can live on that thing and all he will get are mad veins

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:09 PM
LOL, it ****ing hurts being kicked by him though. I told you Bri, look at Anderson Silva and Duane Ludwig. Thier kicks ****ing hurt.

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
He can live on that thing and all he will get are mad veins


well, guess your ****ed Bri. you can always get fat. that is how I did it.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Misery
LOL, it ****ing hurts being kicked by him though. I told you Bri, look at Anderson Silva and Duane Ludwig. Thier kicks ****ing hurt. I never thought of it like that

handjobs4dollars
05-22-2003, 03:13 PM
My legs are huge.

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
I never thought of it like that


oh ya man. Anderson's shins open gashes in dudes. Its a nice advantage.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by Gman
My legs are huge. I wish either fat or muscle would go to my legs...lucky bastard

handjobs4dollars
05-22-2003, 03:17 PM
My are muscle. Rugby scrum=a 2000 pound leg press.

Squezze
05-22-2003, 03:18 PM
My legs are also ****ing massive. I've got these big thick legs and big thick feet.

As far as what I'd change, genetically, it'd have to be the baldness gene that runs in the family, and the fact that I'm blind as a bat.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Gman
My are muscle. Rugby scrum=a 2000 pound leg press. i hate you

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:20 PM
look at the bright side Ensanity, your not prone to sun burns. I have a friend that gets skin poisoning from 8 straight hours in the sun.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Misery
look at the bright side Ensanity, your not prone to sun burns. I have a friend that gets skin poisoning from 8 straight hours in the sun. Thats cool i guess...My dad got sun burned before...12 hrs on a roof in hot ass weather

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Thats cool i guess...My dad got sun burned before...12 hrs on a roof in hot ass weather


Christ, Id ****ing cook well done then.

Whoremaster B
05-22-2003, 03:26 PM
I burned sitting in the sun for 10 minutes in mexico.

I could barely move.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:28 PM
HAHAHHAHAHA

I can stay in the sun forever

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:30 PM
good genetics.

Allison
05-22-2003, 03:30 PM
Me too.

Whoremaster B
05-22-2003, 03:32 PM
**** you folks. I had to go snorcling under the docks because of my Celtic backround.

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:32 PM
lets see....... Sun resistant, thick thighs, big booty yup it all makes sense now.

Allison
05-22-2003, 03:33 PM
Whats that?

Whoremaster B
05-22-2003, 03:33 PM
She's the daughter of Nell Carter?

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Allison
Whats that?


nothing, just gathering info.

Bzob
05-22-2003, 03:35 PM
I would make me less atractive and shorten my penis , I am sick of the ladies chaseing me around....and poor Kato is going to get brain damage if i keep tapping her brain the way i do.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Misery
lets see....... Sun resistant, thick thighs, big booty yup it all makes sense now. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Bzob
05-22-2003, 03:36 PM
I also wish i was black so Ensanity and I could go around calling each other *****

Aaron Bizarre
05-22-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA


Isee your on the level. help poor Allison, I can feel her struggling to think from here.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Bzob^x0
I also wish i was black so Ensanity and I could go around calling each other ***** hHAHAHAHHAHA

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Misery
Isee your on the level. help poor Allison, I can feel her struggling to think from here. She find out soon

Prince
05-22-2003, 04:08 PM
well, i'm ugly. change that. i don't like being pale either.

The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 04:09 PM
she said, "suga free, you know anything about cars, honey?"
I said, yeah, you fill em up with hoes
take em to the hoes store
so they can get that money!

Prince
05-22-2003, 04:10 PM
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The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
i also want to be talented at something. and not ugly. not being ugly is the most important thing, because good looks are all that matters. good looks are all that matters. good looks are all that matters. good looks are all that matters. good looks are all that matters. she said, "suga free, you know anything about cars, honey?"
I said, yeah, you fill em up with hoes
take em to the hoes store
so they can get that money!

Prince
05-22-2003, 04:11 PM
i don't understand. so being smarter needs to be changed also.

Prince
05-22-2003, 04:12 PM
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The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
i don't understand. so being smarter needs to be changed also. no.













































she said, "suga free, you know anything about cars, honey?"
I said, yeah, you fill em up with hoes
take em to the hoes store
so they can get that money!

Prince
05-22-2003, 04:13 PM
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The Ensanity
05-22-2003, 04:14 PM
she said, "suga free, you know anything about cars, honey?"
I said, yeah, you fill em up with hoes
take em to the hoes store
so they can get that money!

Prince
05-22-2003, 04:15 PM
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exception 2. lots of talent

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