in case some peeps never saw my "reggae is a musical curse" thread started on sherdog last summer, here you go:

**** REGGAE!!!
it's nothing but meaningless babbling about whogivesa****. reggae music is good. but those lame **** "singers" need to seriously shut the **** up.
reggae chicks are even worse. you all remember that "let me ride" jam from dr. dre on The Chronic?? remember that lame slut at the beginning of the song?
"EEEEEEE....wantin ta be a gangsta. blah blah blew blew blee gabba wabbba wee wah woo chumba wumba TELL EM WHAT DE **** IS GOIN ON!!"
**** that *****!! **** reggae vocals!!!

how can someone feel irie and peaceful when some dude is talkin like a ****ing retard with a deep voice??

arggggggg!!!!! my 2 loans didn't fund today because underwriting will never learn how to pull their heads out of their asses so i'm talking my anger out on my outright disgust for reggae.




hopefully people will get offended and tell me how i'm an uninformed close-minded ******* because i haven't heard the funkadocious rastafarian tunes and artists that have inspired them to ponder joining the peace corp while smoking 10 pounds of dirt weed all day

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA


I know someone who wont like this thread

is reggae like the "it wasnt me" guy?

its not that bad. where SKA originated from and I like SKA.

INFORMER!!!

I don't think people listen to reggae for the lyrics. Reggae means grinding a big booty girl at the club.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I don't think people listen to reggae for the lyrics. Reggae means grinding a big booty girl at the club. SO TRUE...

Never call me again, ***gety Soto.

HAHHAHAHHAHHAA


SEAN PAUL is the best EVER

bob marley kicks ass though. that dude had some good ****. of course, he's dead now. that sucks. i hope i see him in heaven.

peter tosh sucked. but he died like a warrior so i guess that's ok.

brad from sublime used to do some pretty cool ****. he mixed it up pretty well. but i'm sick of sublime. and i'm ****ING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU GODDAM SUBLIME FANS!!!!!!
will you guys PLEASE take a space shuttle and live on the moon! you ****s think you're SOOOOOO cool cause you download 100's and 100's of underground sublime recordings that have the ****tiest quality known to mankind. guess what? if it didn't make it to the studio, there's a reason for it!!!
and i'm sick of the local sublime fans too. everytime i go party off 2nd street in belmont shores EVERY ****ING PERSON i run into is trying to look like brad and eric from sublime. ****ing come up with your own style you unoriginal ********s! if brad were alive right now he'd be doing collaborations with kerry king and laughing at all the dip**** emmulators!

you can never go wrong with elton john.

remember that.

Buju Bantan is entirely more talented than Slayer.

i remember once we snuck into the sunplash concert cause we were bored and wanted to smoke everyone's weed.
WORST ****ing concert ever!!!
we walked around and smoked everyone's weed but the bull**** on stage killed off the buzz everytime i smoked no matter how good the weed was.
couldn't stay longer than a half an hour before i wanted to throw up.

Originally posted by Allison
Buju Bantan is entirely more talented than Slayer.

we'll wait till you hear more than one slayer song and THEN we'll make the call :)

Originally posted by Allison
Buju Bantan is entirely more talented than Slayer. Are those fighting words?

Yes they are.

And Born Jamericans are WAY better than Slipknot.

better at making me want to drill a hole in my head through my ear

Reggae on the river is an amazing event. Also, I LOVE Sizzla, Black Uhuru, Yellow man, Pato Banton, Burning Spear and Capleton.

Originally posted by Purity
better at making me want to drill a hole in my head through my ear

http://www.getunderground.com/global_images/albums/dark.JPG

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

get it AWAY!!!
GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!!

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nice try gummy ho!! that only works when i'm hungover.

guess what? if it didn't make it to the studio, there's a reason for it!!!

cause they couldnt push 3 poor fat guys to 14 year old girls and have them model designer clothes in music videos?

Sometimes a bands success comes from Defying the Agent.

BOC should have defied the agent.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
cause they couldnt push 3 poor fat guys to 14 year old girls and have them model designer clothes in music videos?

no. because, as already mentioned, the songs sucked along with the quality. most of them were actually just ****ing ****ty demos and uncomprehendable live crap of the jams that are already on 40 oz, robbin, and the self titled.
either that or it's just yet ANOTHER dj that swings on their nuts remixing **** again.

TOOL fired there original agent for trying to make them record all 3 minute songs. Said they would be making a mistake if they didnt.

I dont think it hurt there career. People like long songs if done well. Ie; pink floyd, Opeth, Iron Maiden.

I like reggae music to a point. I've kinda gotta be in the mood to hear it.

It did take Bradley dying to launch thier songs to what it was but most really good bands never get picked up by labels because of thier image. this is a known fact and 3 fat guys from Long Beach who are drunk all the time was not going to ketch a break in 90-94.

DJs like Snoop Dogg coverin "summer Time"

I know thats not the name, but who gives a ****.

The Misfits inspired **** loads of bands and never got a major record label despite the influence they had on Cradle of Filth,Metallica,AFI everyband on the chaotic world compilation etc. btu they cant sell a bunch of corpse painted barbarians who sing about horror songs to the public main stream.

happened to alot of great bands.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
It did take Bradley dying to launch thier songs to what it was but most really good bands never get picked up by labels because of thier image. this is a known fact and 3 fat guys from Long Beach who are drunk all the time was not going to ketch a break in 90-94.

brad's death didn't have much of an impact. they were doing just fine beforehand. "date rape" was being played on the radios all the time years before he died.
when they release the self titled, THAT'S what got them big. unfortunately it came out right after brad died. but songs like doin time, what i got, wrong way, pawn shop, and santoria are what truely launched them into the public eye as far as i'm concerned.

Originally posted by Purity
brad's death didn't have much of an impact. they were doing just fine beforehand. "date rape" was being played on the radios all the time years before he died.
when they release the self titled, THAT'S what got them big. unfortunately it came out right after brad died. but songs like doin time, what i got, wrong way, pawn shop, and santoria are what truely launched them into the public eye as far as i'm concerned.


They were played in Cali but I never heard of Sublime until Bradley OD'd. Wasnt played east coast. Nirvana also wasnt as big until Kurt was killed.

they were played in cali because it was there local scene. but if you're getting major local airplay off of your 1st album then obviously you're doing something right.
you would have heard of them regardless of his death. if he had died after the self titled album then you would have heard of him WELL before he died.

nirvana wasn't big till kurt died???????
cmon now aaron. "smells like teen spirit" was the biggest hit of it's time. Nevermind had already pioneered the entire music industry out of glam rock and into grunge well before even In Utero was released, which was released well before he died!!
his death just made the nirvana legend a martyred legend. that's it.

I am offended and and you are an uninformed close-minded ******* because you haven't heard the funkadocious rastafarian tunes and artists that have inspired me to ponder joining the peace corp while smoking 10 pounds of dirt weed all day

don't worry bzob. the peace corp would never let you in if they found out about the ol light bulb trick.

Nirvana wouldnt have been as big. But it's a fact, when Kurt was killed, every album ( even incesticide ) They had was in the top 50 for a year and a half.

I like reggae, toots and the maytels,bob marley,peter tosh, bunny wailer, sublime was great. I like all forms of ska

Nirvana was big but they were ****ing HUGE after he died. Music Martyrdom has made many a great musician even bigger. Janis,Hendrix,Morrison,Cobain,Nowell, Barret all became rock legends all boosted by tradgedy.

Sublime (at least I feel) was no differant.

Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
Nirvana wouldnt have been as big. But it's a fact, when Kurt was killed, every album ( even incesticide ) They had was in the top 50 for a year and a half.

of course they wouldn't have been AS big. neither would have sublime.
i'm pretty sure every beatle album jumped in sales after lennon was shot. doesn't mean that the beatles weren't still ****ing huge while john was alive.

right but the original arguement was that you were saying that it took the actual death to LAUNCH them, not turn them into legends.

The Beatles were on another level but who would have known if Hendrix or Joplin would have been known.

The Beatles and Elvis made loads of CD'd before someone died they were already huge, correct. but Sublime,Nirvana,Hendrix only put out so many CD's that lasted a LONG time. imagine having a handful of albums go years and years, just a handful. its the martyrdom stigmatism attached that pushed the artists so far after they stopped producing.

Originally posted by Purity
right but the original arguement was that you were saying that it took the actual death to LAUNCH them, not turn them into legends.


and I still feel it did in Sublime's case.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
The Beatles were on another level but who would have known if Hendrix or Joplin would have been known.

i honestly think that when hendrix played the most powerful guitar solo in history during the most famous concert in history, THAT is what made him known. as mentioned, the death's made them legends, but did not launch their careers.

I have a strange feeling this wont be settled, LOL.

she said, "suga free, you know anything about cars, honey?"
I said, yeah, you fill em up with hoes
take em to the hoes store
so they can get that money!

i was thinkin the same thing too aaron. if it makes ya feel any better though, i just ate 2 chili dogs and now i feel sick

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
its not that bad. where SKA originated from and I like SKA.

YAY!! Madness, the Skatalities, the Specials, Mephiskapheles, Skalarriak....
Some of these groups + Beer + SHARP's = A lot of laughs and big boots!!!...:crazy2:

well........... that almost wins an argument. gotta watch the chili.