seldomTap
05-21-2003, 06:41 PM
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court.
But the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that
since she had brought the Children into this world, she should retain
Custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked
for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair
and replied:........
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a
Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, but the man won.
But the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that
since she had brought the Children into this world, she should retain
Custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked
for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair
and replied:........
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a
Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, but the man won.