and I don't know what the **** to do. I missed the graduation ceremony rehearsals. I owe over $100 in fines and fees I have to pay the school to get my diploma. I haven't been to school since December so I don't know whats going on or where I have to go. People are asking what kind of present I want. I want to get laid but I can't tell my family that. This sucks.

From what school?

my high school

Youre a youngster?

turned 18 in february

You can tell your dad you want to get laid. Man you should have stayed at school big mistake. Senior year in high school was the most fun I have had in my life. Did you not have many friends?

I hated Highschool.

yeah, i have plenty of friends. i just applied for early graduation and got it out of laziness.

high school was GREAT!

high school was okay, it got old after 11th grade though. that's why i applied for early grad.

11th was the best...9th, 10th, and 12th sucked asshair

i kinda liked my senior year, maybe that was because i only had 3 classes though. got out every day at 1pm and never had to go back after christmas break.

I had 3 classes in my senior year too, and it sucked balls

You want CA$H for graduation. Besides what my mom and dad gave me that's the only thing I ever recieved. You wanna get laid? Go to the Tokyo Spa in front of the mall at Briarcliff when you got to Mrtlye Beach. All you need is a dick and about $100-150. What better way to spend your graduation $$$$$.

I started drugs in 11th grade.

i never hated high school, i just didn't like going.

prime cut - are they japanese whores?

17 when I finished highschool too. But I'm just that good.

Originally posted by Cesaro
prime cut - are they japanese whores?
Yes, well, they are of some asian descent. Trust me dude, 95% of them are hot and you get to choose the chick you want anyway.

You don't have to go all the way to Japan just to get laid. You should support the good old fashioned American Whore. After all, ho's gotta eat too.

Originally posted by Cesaro
and I don't know what the **** to do. I missed the graduation ceremony rehearsals. I owe over $100 in fines and fees I have to pay the school to get my diploma. I haven't been to school since December so I don't know whats going on or where I have to go. People are asking what kind of present I want. I want to get laid but I can't tell my family that. This sucks.

I never went to my graduation. I don't have a diploma either I just have a report card that says I have enough credits. My school is ****ed up. They had the ceremony in november when we finished in June.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
You don't have to go all the way to Japan just to get laid. You should support the good old fashioned American Whore. After all, ho's gotta eat too.
The joint I'm speaking on is only a few miles from where Cesaro will be spending his upcoming vacation. It just employs asian hookers.

Yeah but the whore from japan know things.

Kama Sutra?

Isn't it supose to be a excellent blow job.

There are few things as AWESOME as a really, really good blow job. Maybe it is worth going all the way to Japan for.

Start off, Take a shower.

Ask someone if you can borrow it. If that does not work. Get a Jobs delivering pizza or bussing tables. they usually pay cash and there you go.

by the way..its a little late to be worrying about this **** now..slacker

At this particular place i wouldn't want to recieve a header. They use condoms for everything, including masterbating the client. I would shoot for the straight up sex. Cesaro, are you interested in going? If so I can give you a couple of tips on how to get out of there with a lay and spending less cash while there.

"masterbating the client" I just call them handjobs

Whatever works for you my man, you got the jest.