View Full Version : Wet Dreams


Tanner Rhoden
05-21-2003, 09:12 AM
So, basically the past three weeks I've been trying not to have an orgasm. It's been really hard not choking the chicken all the time.....especially now that I'm single. I remember hearing once when I was younger that the longer you keep the man juice in the better your orgasm will feel when having sex.

The ****ed up thing is that I've had two wet dreams in these three weeks. They haven't even woken me up. I would wake up in the morning with my leg attached to the sheet. It's kind of pissing me off. I really don't want to have an orgasm right now but my **** begs to differ.

Has anyone else had this problem? thank you

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 09:15 AM
typically a amn willnot have a wet dream unless there is to much pressure and semen build up. this typically takes about 45 days.

to have 2 in 3 days could be braught on by stress or that you were regularly ejaculating till this point in time.

i think you need to cool out and mbye give the thing a tug before you go to bed.

but you say you don't want to have an orgasm at this point in time, neither do I i haven't had one in almost a week just not mentally or emotionally in the right place for it you know.

Tanner Rhoden
05-21-2003, 09:18 AM
It's just frustrating when you're trying to with stand the pressure of having that sweet tug before bed and then you wake up in the morning with millions of little baby Tanner offspring swimming all over the bed.

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 09:21 AM
not to mention having to do that much laundry

Tanner Rhoden
05-21-2003, 09:23 AM
I just give it to my step mom...........

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 09:25 AM
true

Bzob
05-21-2003, 09:30 AM
I do not have wet dreams anymore

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 09:44 AM
i've never had one

Whoremaster B
05-21-2003, 09:50 AM
If roughing up the suspect could make me UFC champion. I would have kicked Matt Hughes ass by now.

being single has its down points, man A.D.I.D.A.S.

Magic Man
05-21-2003, 09:51 AM
...why...did I click this thread? Why god, why?

Prince
05-21-2003, 10:39 AM
the longest i have ever gone without beating off after i figured out how was probably 2 months. that was after my FIRST time..i was real young and didn't know what it was. i thought i had some kind of problem and was scared to do it again. i first discovered it by banging my couch pretending it was daisy fuentes.

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 10:44 AM
longest i ever went was like 30 days

Fallout
05-21-2003, 10:51 AM
4 or 5 days

Magic Man
05-21-2003, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by Cesaro
i first discovered it by banging my couch pretending it was daisy fuentes.

classy ****.

Prince
05-21-2003, 11:40 AM
yes, it then carried on to banging my pillow and bed.

Bluecifer
05-21-2003, 03:16 PM
I've never tried to supress my urge to release the dogs of war, I'll make more. Longest I've ever gone without punching the monkey was about 2 hours. While at work, while driving, while posting, I don't care. If you let the baby batter build up it backs up into your brain and ****s up your cognitive functions!

Aaron Bizarre
05-21-2003, 03:20 PM
I went on a strike for awhile. I trained the best I ever had because of all the pent up aggression and latent violence.

LukeDothSucketh
05-21-2003, 03:29 PM
My record since "The Great Discovery" is 3 days. I'm a ****ing nutjob when it comes to that... particular subject.

P.S. I thought Tanner = Allison?

Aaron Bizarre
05-21-2003, 03:35 PM
P.S. I thought Tanner = Allison?

as in the same person?

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 03:38 PM
I felt a breaze about that topic.

I think it should be left dormant.