Yeah right, ****s. If you ever hear me say any one of these three things, someone has hacked my account & I am already dead.

Although I have to touch on this thing with the girls... I will never find one that suits me. I'm convinced of this. The last 3 I've dated have turned out to be so horribly unworthy of my time, I'm left comparing them to the video games I never play & I'm left asking which was the more negative investment... and I never quite come to a conclusion on that one.

I haven't been laid in months upon months, and although that can be a good thing due to it's tendency to keep me acute and violent, it tends to get kinda lonely... and my hand is getting tired... AND I'm running low on industrial bearing grease. I can't imagine the current situation is going to be a plausible one for much longer.

Tanner will take Hojak out in November on a ***** mission.

let's call up those hollywood chicks dude.

Don't worry. After about 16 years, you'll grow accustomed to the lack of sex.

Originally posted by Purity
let's call up those hollywood chicks dude.

Nuh uh. I don't like the one I had anymore.

why don't you like her? she seemed cool to me.

Dave....Vegas....November....*****es....Vegas....c ock smoker stickers on my back....whores....Vegas

Plus, I'm planning a Las Gaviotas trip. Me, you, Adam, Tony (if he wants to go), Chris.....and whoever else. That place is paradise.

http://www.theweathermen.com/acatalog/our%20gang%20darla%20queen.jpg

where's Las Gaviotas?

Originally posted by Purity
why don't you like her? she seemed cool to me.

She's cool, but a little bit too LD for anything I'd be interested in past a couple visits here and there. Man, you see the way she just grabbed me and kissed me when we arrived at the hotel???? Good god, was I ever not expecting that ****. I think she likes me more than I liked her. That's fine and all, but I'm cool just being her friend. I'm not gonna call a chick who lives 6 hours away just to give me the sex. **** that.

That other chick that you ended up with was cute. Making those two kiss and show g-strings was the bomb.

she lives 6 hours away? i thought they were from san diego. anywayz, call her up.

Dave, I love you. :)

I knew a girl one time.

Originally posted by Purity
where's Las Gaviotas?

It's 15 minutes south of Rosarito. Beautiful community right on the beach. It only costs $150 a night for a house. You don't even need to leave the place to have the time of your life.

Hojak's hi-jacking the world wth his mighty Industrial Bearing Grease. Look Out~!111!!

oh no. OH ****ING NO!!!
i reFUSE to EVER go to that godforesaken **** country mexico again.
too many bad memories. i hate mexico.

Call her Dave...Have her drive up with food and *****

Get her to stop by Taco Bell on the way.

Dave, i havent had sex in 3 years, ITs ok man.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Call her Dave...Have her drive up with food and *****

well no **** dingleberry! it's not like she's gonna leave her ***** at home

Ensanity and Blake will go to Las Gaviotas.

Originally posted by Purity
well no **** dingleberry! it's not like she's gonna leave her ***** at home

Never know... she might.

well........it'd still be a hole right?

Originally posted by Purity
well........it'd still be a hole right?

At that point, we can only hope... I've seen worse go better and better go worse.

I'll take her.

Originally posted by The Blake
Dave, I love you. :)

Originally posted by The Blake
Dave, i havent had sex in 3 years, ITs ok man.

That's enough to declare you legally insane

3 years?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jesus man. I'd give you a bone to make you feel better. That's harsh, man. I'm sorry.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Ensanity and Blake will go to Las Gaviotas.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I'm seriously going to buy a white trenchcoat, dread my hair, shave the front half of my head and wear corpse paint. $10 says the chicks ****in FLOCK to the GhosT.

Originally posted by The Blake
Dave, i havent had sex in 3 years, ITs ok man.

jesus :?!:

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
3 years?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jesus man. I'd give you a bone to make you feel better. That's harsh, man. I'm sorry.

Tanner. It has been a long dry road.

"But when it rains, it pours." I say that to myself after a marathon jerk session and i realize that all i have is my ****, lube and ****.

dave if you really need to get laid then take yourself to havasu this weekend. you dont even have to roll with anyone.

get about $50 worth of beers, a backpack, board shorts, condoms, and deoderant.
guarantee you'll get laid out there.

If I go 3 days the dog get nervous.......j/k

Originally posted by The Blake
I love you Dave :)

3 Years!!!


Youre well over due, Blake

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Dave....Vegas....November....*****es....Vegas....c ock smoker stickers on my back....whores....Vegas

Plus, I'm planning a Las Gaviotas trip. Me, you, Adam, Tony (if he wants to go), Chris.....and whoever else. That place is paradise.

Las Gaviotas 8 miles south of Rosarito? I ****ING love that place! I've been renting those condos for years! That place rules! Perfect waves with NOBODY out and close enough to Rosarito and Puerto Nuevo to rage hard !

aint there hookers in LBC?

Originally posted by Purity
dave if you really need to get laid then take yourself to havasu this weekend. you dont even have to roll with anyone.

get about $50 worth of beers, a backpack, board shorts, condoms, and deoderant.
guarantee you'll get laid out there.

Bro, game ain't the problem. If simply needing to get laid was the issue, surely there's pickins to be had in A) The pool of the last ex's friends that have been trying to jock me since I left that crazy *****, B) The pool of ladies currently influxing into my apartment building and simultaneously crushing on me (thanks in no small part to the marketing prowess of my other neighbor, who insists I'm the best looker in the complex), or C) The ones I'm currently not all that satisfied with.

I think the problem stems more from the fact that I thought I had this **** all figured out... as far as who I wanted to be with, what she was gonna be like, etc... I mean, let's be honest here. Last year, looking forward. I wasn't expecting to be with anyone right now. Matter of fact, I thought I had **** figured out. I was into a chick I thought was cool as ****, my friends were supportive, and the vibe was positive all-around after so long... and now, a year later.... I dunno... something fell off and I haven't figured out what it is. Or maybe I have and I'm dancing around the answer. Or maybe I'm just dancing cuz there's something catchy playing in my head on Background Music Radio. ****.

Blake, hold me.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
aint there hookers in LBC?

:- |

19 years and counting.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Las Gaviotas 8 miles south of Rosarito? I ****ING love that place! I've been renting those condos for years! That place rules! Perfect waves with NOBODY out and close enough to Rosarito and Puerto Nuevo to rage hard !

You're the first person I've ever met that knows about that place. I love it there. It's the kind of place I would love to live when I'm older. It's different than anywhere I've ever been. It's nothing like the rest of Mexico. There really is no need to go into Rosarito at all...........unless you want to pick up some *****es at Pappas & Beer

I want food

$10 says you get sued.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
19 years and counting. Dude, go get some slutty latina...Ugly and/or fat girls is also okay for your first time. Its not like you got to be their boyfriend....hell! no one has to know what they look like

Ensanity, you down for a Mexico trip while I'm there in November?

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
You're the first person I've ever met that knows about that place. I love it there. It's the kind of place I would love to live when I'm older. It's different than anywhere I've ever been. It's nothing like the rest of Mexico. There really is no need to go into Rosarito at all...........unless you want to pick up some *****es at Pappas & Beer

Some of my fondest memories(and lack there of) are from Las Gaviotas and Papas & Beer is one of the easiest place to score that I've ever been to! Actually, outside of my circle of California friends your the only person that I've met that's been there too.

Yes Mexico has some real bad ass places to live. I am going to, I think Rosarito at the end of June. I am going to do my first hooker, if I have the balls to :)

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Some of my fondest memories(and lack there of) are from Las Gaviotas and Papas & Beer is one of the easiest place to score that I've ever been to! Actually, outside of my circle of California friends your the only person that I've met that's been there too.


Yes, it is extremely easy to score in Papas & Beer..........and when I say score IN Papas & Beer, I mean score IN Papas & Beer.

I am down for anything dammit!!!!

**** I would go to Arizona this weekend but I am buying a bunch of **** for my car. I need a new suspension. So While I am at it I will lower the ***** a little.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Ensanity, you down for a Mexico trip while I'm there in November? November?

How much money are we talking about?

It won't be bad if we get like 6 guys to go. You'll ****ing love it. Just ask Blue about this place.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Yes, it is extremely easy to score in Papas & Beer..........and when I say score IN Papas & Beer, I mean score IN Papas & Beer.

oh yeah me too. sure love that place :)
i remember when some ****in wab dropped rufies in my girlfriend's drink while i'm outside having a smoke. she passes out, then the federalis arrest my best friend for trying to help me carry her out.
then some other dirtball steals my other friend's cast when he set it on the bar and i get threatened to get arrested cause i didn't buy any chiclets from those smelly ugly ****ing kids.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
It won't be bad if we get like 6 guys to go. You'll ****ing love it. Just ask Blue about this place.

I went with 7 bros and it cost us $250 bucks each for a STYLIN' place on the beach and near the hot tub for a week. Well worth it, a steal in fact. You won't regret it.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

****, Tony. Your trips to Mexico suck ass.

sorry to rain on parades but here are things i hate about mexico:

-no habla engles'
-the food
-the water
-the facist federalis
-the fact that americans are hated
-the fact that you could be killed and nobody would ever find you
-the jails
-ak47's and m16's shoved in your face randomly by corrupt, bribe-taking soldiers
-every male citizen is a pervert looking to rape the girl you bring
-no rights
-street pedlers that try to make you look like a theif
-disgusting whores
-disgusting cities
-traffic
-pollution
-3 legged dogs ****ting in the middle of the street
-the stench
-kids selling chiclets
-guys that want you to tip them for watching you piss
-waiting for 3 hours at the border
-getting harrassed by the border patrol
-the long drive to and from

here's what i like about mexico:
-cheap coronas

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
It won't be bad if we get like 6 guys to go. You'll ****ing love it. Just ask Blue about this place. Well if we can get enough people Im in...I guess you can count me in as of now

I miss Dave.

Count me in!!!!

Originally posted by Purity
sorry to rain on parades but here are things i hate about mexico:

-no habla engles'
-the food
-the water
-the facist federalis
-the fact that americans are hated
-the fact that you could be killed and nobody would ever find you
-the jails
-ak47's and m16's shoved in your face randomly by corrupt, bribe-taking soldiers
-every male citizen is a pervert looking to rape the girl you bring
-no rights
-street pedlers that try to make you look like a theif
-disgusting whores
-disgusting cities
-traffic
-pollution
-3 legged dogs ****ting in the middle of the street
-the stench
-kids selling chiclets
-guys that want you to tip them for watching you piss

here's what i like about mexico:
-cheap coronas

You have confirmed for me every single fear I've ever had of crossing that border. **** that. I'm never going to Mexico. All you ****s who are down for that **** can tell me about it when you get back.

Big ****in deal if the scoring is good out there, you can keep that ****. That's like saying there's 25 ****in playmates waiting for me, spread eagle & awaiting crank, on the other side of a barb-wired uranium mine field. **** that.

Sweet

now Purity is scaring me...

i forgot to mention the corroded, torn up twisted highways running along cliffs with 400 foot drops and no rails to prevent you from going over the edge much like the 100's of piled up and destroyed cars on the bottom that have suffered the same fate that you're in for.

**** MEXICO!!!!!!!
VIVA LA AMERICA MUTHER****ERS!!!!!!!

We will stay in America with our citizenship and our MMA.

Let them go to ****ing ****hole U-Turn Mexico so they can pay a few pesos less for a cerveza and stare at some toothless TJ hooker who's down to do horses.

I repeat, **** that.

Originally posted by ruffneck
Count me in!!!!

Sounds good.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
19 years and counting.


http://pic7.picturetrail.com/VOL197/1132239/2136143/25732478.jpg

Cool Alf shirt.

For all you *******, traveling to places that are much poore than us is not that bad. Right before I moved from Cali To Oregon I took a 5 month trip to all over Mexico and Costa Rica. There are varying degrees of poverty and danger throughout those places but what you learn and see change you enough in a good way to make it worth it. The only really scary place I went was a surf camp @Puerto Escondido and the only things that scared me were the 20 foot faces in 6' deep water and the drug cartel that owned that part of Mexico(yes, no cops, no federales,no phones and 16 year old kids running around with machine guns) Only one person got killed and he didn't follow the rules. Any of the tourist spots are absolutely safe unless your an uncultured, typically loud mouthed rude american that goes there just to tear **** up. I can see why you didn't like it Purity. Tell me again how how you almost got arrested for not buying chiclets from those "smelly ugly ****ing kids"? Your damn lucky you were born a few hundred miles north, because you look just like they do except for that your "Americanized".

Oh man, I can't wait to go.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
For all you *******, traveling to places that are much poore than us is not that bad. Right before I moved from Cali To Oregon I took a 5 month trip to all over Mexico and Costa Rica. There are varying degrees of poverty and danger throughout those places but what you learn and see change you enough in a good way to make it worth it.

Pardon the apparent lack of omniescence, my blue-furred friend... but I fail to see the correlation between anything on Tony's list, and something that resembles a positive change or something that would be "worth it".

Explain to me how corrupt feds, mexicans who watch you pee, three legged dogs and disgusting whores have ANY kind of positive bearing on my life. Then, explain to me how bribing my way out of a mexican solidier's bullet in my face with the last American dollar I have is anykind of learning experience.

nobody was being loud mouthed or rude. i'm not an idiot and i know how to conduct myself in areas that have the conditions that i listed off.
how did i almost get arrested?
well they came up, waving these boxes, i said no thank you, then about 10 more of them started coming up to me, no thank you no thank you, then about 4 federalis came up and started shouting whateverthe**** in my face and pointing to the kids. one of em grabbed my arm and the other pulled out handcuffs so i handed a kid a $5 bill with my other hand. he gave me the chiclets and the dude let go of me, shouted more **** and pointed in my face.

so sorry for offending your cause of acheiving nirvana in the ****tiest area of this hemisphere but that's how i feel. there aint no reason to start casting judgement on someone you've never even met just cause all 4 times i've been there have been the worst experiences of my life.

Is New Mexico still around or did it die like new coke?

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Pardon the apparent lack of omniescence, my blue-furred friend... but I fail to see the correlation between anything on Tony's list, and something that resembles a positive change or something that would be "worth it".

Explain to me how corrupt feds, mexicans who watch you pee, three legged dogs and disgusting whores have ANY kind of positive bearing on my life. Then, explain to me how bribing my way out of a mexican solidier's bullet in my face with the last American dollar I have is anykind of learning experience.

First of all most of what Tony said is bull****, I've been more than 50 times with full on tow headed gringos and have NEVER had a federaly **** with us, even when we got caught with pot. Once we had to give a local cop(they make $90 a month) 40 bucks to let my friend get off of a drunk driving. They don't all hate Americans, just the loud mouthed condescending rascist *******s that treat the locals like ****. Yes it is a poor country, but maybe seeing a little bit of what the vast majority of the world lives like might help many not to be such arrogant dildos that think the privilidges they're born with are deserved because they've done something so ****in' great when all they did was be born elsewhere. Also, the economy is a lot better than it used to be so it's not as impoverished as it used to be.

I'd have to agree with Blue.

Man, I can't wait to go.

That's just because you live in one of those other countries that doesn't count because the US could nuke the everliving **** out of it. I'm happy with my american arrogance and my lack of desire to travel to ****land in the name of ethnic diversity.

I just don't need a boyfriend to carry me across puddles in the street.

WEE!!!

Who the **** said anything about boyfriends in puddles? We're talking about ****ty countries and why we won't go there. Catch up.

It's only Tuesday and I make no sense. Where = Friday?

3 days away in about an hour here.

21 hours of school, and 6 hours of work to go

I think that Americans have a little room to be arrogant. After all, American’s aren’t trying to jump the border everyday to go live in Mexico now are they

Your avatar just gave me a huge steamer

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I think that Americans have a little room to be arrogant. After all, American’s aren’t trying to jump the border everyday to go live in Mexico now are they

Smurfette's got a point here. If you were sittin on top of the hill, feedin those who tried to climb it a mouthful of boot everytime they came close to your ridge would become entertaining (believe it or not, in all of your infinite euro-queen lovin wisdom), and you might even build a little bit of a complex about it.

If we were hoppin canadian borders like it was going out of style, Canadian people could talk ****. If Americans were dodging mexican gunfire and scalingmexican walls for even an ILLEGAL shot at citizenship, they'd be able to talk **** too.

Thing is, they aren't. Everyone wants to be us. Everyone wishes they were here. Everyone watches our movies, watches our TV, eats our food, drinks our beverages, imports our clothes, follows our fashions, wears our brand names, drives our cars (okay, maybe not so much... thanks, Japan) & jocks our style.

Arrogant? **** yeah. Your forefathers are givin me a ****load of reasons to be, too.

Jesus ****ing christ, yes we're the richest and the strongest and we have it better than anyone ever has in the history of humanity, that's a fact. That doesn't make lording the goodies we've INHERITED or STOLEN over the less fortunate right. Any sane person would want a better life if it was within they're reach, the posts here were so very typical. I feel like I'm trying to reason with some ****ing monkeys. No wonder the rest of world ****ing hates us.

-Peace, I'm out

typical in what way?
as far as i'm concerned, i simply told you why i don't like going to mexico. you told us why you do. that's easy.
the rest of it pretty much consists of facts that offend you.

I'm not disagreeing with you that people should expand their horizons, but you were basically saying, "**** you guys for not wanting to go somewhere I like" So who here really needs to expand their horizons?

who's the ****ing monkey, *****

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Jesus ****ing christ, yes we're the richest and the strongest and we have it better than anyone ever has in the history of humanity, that's a fact. That doesn't make lording the goodies we've INHERITED or STOLEN over the less fortunate right. Any sane person would want a better life if it was within they're reach, the posts here were so very typical. I feel like I'm trying to reason with some ****ing monkeys. No wonder the rest of world ****ing hates us.

-Peace, I'm out

I'm no revolutionary, bub. Of course, I could sit here trying to teach the fundamentals of cultural awareness & ethical diversity to 10 guys and a couple chicks on a fight board, but alas, my better wit evades me on this day. I can see where the things we've discussed would frustrate you, but attempt understand it from the standpoint of that same "flagrant american" (for lack of a better term) that you have defined in this thread more than once.

The countries that look up to us in obviousness also **** on us in obscurity... we're mocked, laughed at and stereotyped as "americans" regardless of the diversity that is even integrated into our very culture. We are shunned by entire nations... not necessarily based upon religion or race... but just based on geographical location. There's a lot of envy and spite towards America, and to be honest, I do not believe the two are wholly unrelated. However, I do wish to come at you from something other than a typical american redneck standpoint, and kinda delve further into what I have said today about America, my pride in being an American, and my will to drive that point into the skull of whichever bag of euro**** decides he wants to debate with ol Mr. ^x0 today. It's nothing personal... it's just how I am.

And lastly... even if the world stopped ****ting on us for being us, and even if we stopped ****ting on the world for not being America.... the problem's still there, bub. Whether you want to believe it or not, we're estranged because of every little last detail that encompasses American life. Pick something... anything... sex, money, celebirty, community,... and some foreign termite will crawl out of the woodwork to tell us why their third-world ways far surpass those of the Americans. Right now, you're reading the words of someone who isn't taking that **** from anyone, for any reason. My fathers and grandfathers have fought in wars for this country. We've won medals. We've come home heroes. All for America.... and I don't care what some Norweigian types to me from his ****in Adobe with his can-&-string internet connection... we rule, we know it, end of story, **** off.

Thanks.

^x0

Originally posted by Dirk Diggler
**** every country including the US. its all about Cali., if Cali. was a country i would represent it more than the US.

No ****? You're from Cali? What part of Cali are you from?

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
I'm no revolutionary, bub. Of course, I could sit here trying to teach the fundamentals of cultural awareness & ethical diversity to 10 guys and a couple chicks on a fight board, but alas, my better wit evades me on this day. I can see where the things we've discussed would frustrate you, but attempt understand it from the standpoint of that same "flagrant american" (for lack of a better term) that you have defined in this thread more than once.

The countries that look up to us in obviousness also **** on us in obscurity... we're mocked, laughed at and stereotyped as "americans" regardless of the diversity that is even integrated into our very culture. We are shunned by entire nations... not necessarily based upon religion or race... but just based on geographical location. There's a lot of envy and spite towards America, and to be honest, I do not believe the two are wholly unrelated. However, I do wish to come at you from something other than a typical american redneck standpoint, and kinda delve further into what I have said today about America, my pride in being an American, and my will to drive that point into the skull of whichever bag of euro**** decides he wants to debate with ol Mr. ^x0 today. It's nothing personal... it's just how I am.

And lastly... even if the world stopped ****ting on us for being us, and even if we stopped ****ting on the world for not being America.... the problem's still there, bub. Whether you want to believe it or not, we're estranged because of every little last detail that encompasses American life. Pick something... anything... sex, money, celebirty, community,... and some foreign termite will crawl out of the woodwork to tell us why their third-world ways far surpass those of the Americans. Right now, you're reading the words of someone who isn't taking that **** from anyone, for any reason. My fathers and grandfathers have fought in wars for this country. We've won medals. We've come home heroes. All for America.... and I don't care what some Norweigian types to me from his ****in Adobe with his can-&-string internet connection... we rule, we know it, end of story, **** off.

Thanks.

^x0


wow. I'm even about to run out and get an american flag tattoo after that.

I'm leaving work for the day. It was a pleasure engaging in conversation with all of you. I might be online on the AOL thingy a little later... some of you haven't seen me on it lately, and there's a good reason for that: I hate everyone. Except my sister cuz I love her much.

l8

x0

is that the same aol thingy that when someone asks you a question you never answer?

I actually hear what you're saying Dave.

One of the things I am amazed at here is the patriotism that Americans in general espouse. The most patriotic you will ever see an Aussie is when we whoop any countries ass in sport (apart from basketball... hahahaha oh dear that will never happen). It's something I think is really good.

However, what is kind of irritating (to me at least) are the people who really think their country is all that without any deeper appreciation for what it took to bring America to the top, the price that was paid, and the people they stood on to get to that position. I'm not saying it's good or bad, black or white, just pointing out larger picture as I see it - in all it's shades of grey.

People like Arju's dad and her bro, who have fought for this country and continue to do so are the real patriots in my mind. I have the greatest respect for these people who put their lives on the line, regardless of the country, if they believe in defending it that strongly. They believe in it enough that they would be willing to die for it, and risk so much more than their lives.

Some people really do take for granted the blanket of freedom they live under, and forget who paid the price for them to live that luxury.

Dave, nothing wrong being proud of your country. But like I said, please don't try to forget what it took to get there. And don't forget the other people out there who do not have the same freedoms and luxuries you do. And for gods sake please do not think that makes you better than them. Better off perhaps, but certainly not a better human being.

Hope you understand what I'm getting at.

- J.

Man, I can't wait to go there.

But yeah, the nail that stands out the tallest gets hammered down. I'd be pissed off too if people kept trashing my country if for no other reason than being the number one superpower.

Cheer up Dave, that will change in 5-10 when China supercedes America :)

- J.

Jarrod, would you and Shara like to go to Mexico in November?

I'm reading this thread and having second thoughts... LOL...

I dunno if I can leave the country dude. It may **** with my residency.... not sure. I will have to look into it. I know that I CAN leave the country but it's not recommended...

- J.

Gotcha