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Bluecifer
05-20-2003, 03:15 PM
The faces of death(traces and phases) thread got me thinking. The only part that I find funny about them is when animals kill people. I just can't get enough of dummies getting mauled! However, I don't like watching car accidents, suicides and most of that other stuff. Anyone remember what tapes have animal attacks on them so I don't have to sit through all the other gore just to find a good mauling? And yes, I love animals and think people=****, that's what makes animal attacks so funny!

The Ensanity
05-20-2003, 03:27 PM
die sucks, if you dont deserve it

Tanner Rhoden
05-20-2003, 03:35 PM
They had a special on TV a while back called when animals attack. Did anyone see that?

LukeDothSucketh
05-20-2003, 04:04 PM
Funniest show ever next to "Man vs. Beast"

Mr. Beelzebub
05-20-2003, 04:18 PM
I remember watching one of those tapes where a bear knocks a man down, and proceeds to munch on him. You can even see a part when the bear rips the man's guts and what seems to be his spinal cord or backbone right off his mid-section. Footage was kind of blurry, though.

Curly Howard
05-20-2003, 04:25 PM
The one were the deer beats up the hunter was funny

Bluecifer
05-20-2003, 04:29 PM
I have all the when animals attack shows recorded, I prefer uncensored though. Bub's bear attack sounds interesting, and yes the deer kicking the living bejeezus out of the bowhunter was funny as hell. For some reason animal attacks just don't bother me, except for shark attacks. That **** freaks me out.

lightweight
05-20-2003, 04:45 PM
Man, I love watching a bull stomp the crap out of those dumb rodeo guys. Bull's are perhaps the best animal in the world for a good old man vs beast beatdown.

Best I have ever seen was when a guy who got thrown back off the bull and he reared up and kicked him in the air. No joke the guy pretty much flew straight 15 feet straight into the wall.

Leather
05-20-2003, 05:12 PM
mmmm...I remember a bull attack in a typical spanish bull-fighting...The bull rooted out the face and part of bone from a bullfighter....I'll try to get some pic...

realkaps
05-20-2003, 05:12 PM
Bulls are nuts, my cousins husband broke his back riding a bull......

Bluecifer
05-20-2003, 05:17 PM
Rodeos are hardcore, I can't believe that those crazy cowboy ****s try to ride those things!

realkaps
05-20-2003, 05:22 PM
I think there all ****ing stupid.......

LukeDothSucketh
05-20-2003, 05:24 PM
Duck Hunt for the Nintendo was fun

VulgarTheClown
05-20-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by kaps
I think there all ****ing stupid.......

http://pic7.picturetrail.com/VOL197/1132239/2136143/25732553.jpg

realkaps
05-20-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Duck Hunt for the Nintendo was fun

Your ****in right it was......

LukeDothSucketh
05-20-2003, 05:31 PM
The best part was when you got to shoot the ducks

Curly Howard
05-20-2003, 05:36 PM
I wanted to shoot that damn dog

realkaps
05-20-2003, 05:36 PM
I always wanted to shoot the ****in dog for laughing.......

LukeDothSucketh
05-20-2003, 05:37 PM
I hated that little ****er...

realkaps
05-20-2003, 05:38 PM
Weird....

LukeDothSucketh
05-20-2003, 05:40 PM
When he really pissed me off I'd just walk up to the screen and shoot every godamn duck that came up and shout "You like that you little ****ing cunt!" He shut right up.

realkaps
05-20-2003, 05:44 PM
Yeah, usually if you held the gun up to the screen you didnt even have to point at a duck, the just died.....

LukeDothSucketh
05-20-2003, 05:46 PM
I was just to good