The girl behind me is the sweetest, nicest colleague I've had in a long time. I've known her for years, almost since I started here. Her kids know me by name. I used to bet against the Niners with her boyfriend. And now, she punishes me daily by playing R Kelly and defending his talent.

I mean, I'm cool with the R&B / love music / wussy **** scene, but I'm not all up in here defending the ethic of slayer or cannibal corpse. I figure that's tantamount to listening to some guy's music after he does schoolgirls on video and gets away with it.

I'm thinking too hard today. I'm in no condition to be as hostile or aggressive as I have been.

play this for her

http://www.beatd0wn.com/casp3r/molesta*****

I have been looking for that damn song thanks Casper.

Is there one for ignition yet?

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
The girl behind me is the sweetest, nicest colleague I've had in a long time. I've known her for years, almost since I started here. Her kids know me by name. I used to bet against the Niners with her boyfriend. And now, she punishes me daily by playing R Kelly and defending his talent.

I mean, I'm cool with the R&B / love music / wussy **** scene, but I'm not all up in here defending the ethic of slayer or cannibal corpse. I figure that's tantamount to listening to some guy's music after he does schoolgirls on video and gets away with it.

I'm thinking too hard today. I'm in no condition to be as hostile or aggressive as I have been. I love how all the dj's months ago said they would play RKelly no more but are now playing the **** out of him

i think someone made some funny lyrics to ignition, if i remember correctly Ensanity posted them here awhile back. I haven't heard an actual song tho.

go download dave chappelle doin pee on you.

its hilarious

Ignition (remix)...the otha version

(Intro)
Now, um, usually I don't do this but uh....
Go head on and break em off wit a lil' preview of the remix....

(Verse 1)
Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey lil' girl I'm feelin you'
I know your daughters' only two
But she's lookin kinda cute
That's why I'm all up in her face
Tryin' to get her to my place
Get her lil ass on tape
So all of yall can scream "Rape!"

So baby gimme that Toot Toot!!
And gimme that Beep Beep!!
Running her hands through my Fro'
And she's 4 years old'
Her body saying she's ready...

(Chorus)
It's the remix to Ignition
So please hide all yall children
R. Kelly's not in Jail
So he's still hittin on infants
Sippin on Coke and rum
He's like so what he's drunk
It's the freakin weekend
Grab a lil' child and have him some fun
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce

(Verse 2)
Now it's like Murder she wrote
Once I get you out them clothes
Take you back to my home
And let me piss on ya dome
Now I'm feelin what you feelin
No more hoping and wishin
I'm about to take someone's kid
And poke up their lil' infant


So baby gimme that Toot Toot!!
And gimme that Beep Beep!!
Running her hands through my fro'
And she going on four
Her body saying she's ready

(Chorus)

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
R.Kelly baby-sitting now
So you should hide all yall children
Sippin on Coke and Hen'
He's like so what she's ten
It's the freakin' week-end
He's about to make some new friends!

Kool-aid poppin in the stretch Navigator
They too young for alcohol, They just barely Teen-agers
I got babies to my left, Toddlers on my right
Bring em all together,R.Kelly's havin' fun tonight

And after the show it's the (After party)
And after the party it's the (Hotel lobby)
And around about four you gotta (Clear the lobby)
Then grab a lil girl and (Rape somebody)

Baby gimme that Toot Toot!!
And gimme that Beep Beep!!
Running my hands on her chest
This girls barely got breast
Her body clearly not ready

It's the remix to ignition
So please hide all your children
R. Kelly not going to jail
So please hide all yall infants
Sippin on coke and rum
He's like so what he's drunk
It's the freakin weekend
Grab a lil child and have him some fun

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
R.Kelly's babysittin now
So you should hide all yall children
Sippin on coke and Hen'
He's like so what she's ten
It's the freakin week-end
He's about to make some new friends

Toddlers up in this jeep
Foggin' windows up
Blastin Bow Wow'
In the back of my truck
Bouncin up and down
Don't catch no tantrum now
To the remix Cuz He's raping you now


__________________

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

"I'm still at the junior high pimpin'"

Sippin on coke and Hen'
He's like so what she's ten
It's the freakin week-end
He's about to make some new friends



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I was feeling the remix myself, but folk 'round here be bumpin' dat **** as their lives depended on it.