i saw my first one when i was 8 but those old ones sucked. all they did was show scenes after the death.

i think my favorite was part 4. that's the one with the nurse at the beginning, the tiger, magician, and water skier who gets her tits sliced up by the boat prop.

these movies are fun because everytime i'm done watching them...i always feel like right about to die!
like i'll be walkin down the street thinking "that ****in tree's gonna fall over and crush my skull.....IT COULD HAPPEN!!!"

:samurai: :wizard: :killyou:

did you see the one with that mutant leech that developed due to sweage being dumped in some river or something like that? it latched on to some chicks leg, it was about a forearm in length and girdth. The were able to get it off her, but some toxins inside the damn thing ended up finishing her off. I think it was on the same one where that boat prop jacked that person's head.

I've seen them all.

Have you seen the Banned from TV with the old lady that get's hit by the train?

i hate those movies

ion banned from TV i like the part when the hostages were running outta that building and some cop shotgun blasts a guy in his guts followed by an "aye yi yi"

LOL!!! I remember that, Darryl. HAHAHAHA!! I own a few of those.

these are the types of movies where your constantly rewinding **** to see it again. hehehe can't get enough once you start

Some of it's so bad you have to turn................yet, you watch the tape over and over again.

yeah darryl that leech is on the same one! that's gotta be a ****ED way to go. if i go that way then there better be plenty of people pissing on my grave.

Have you seen the one where the Magician ****s up on his trick and those ****es go right through his face?

lol i missed that one, i know they sell them at best buy here, i'll have to go pick them up again =)

How about the one where the guy gets eaten alive buy the alligators?

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Have you seen the one where the Magician ****s up on his trick and those ****es go right through his face?

yeah dude! that's part 4. i think that one's fake though. there's no WAY somebody could be that ****in stupid! houdini had the record for that trick to get outtve a straight jacket in like 2 minutes. then this stupid **** tries to race the candle- which only takes 30 seconds to burn through the rope.

seen like 5 of them

I don't know man. His face looked pretty real afterwords......well, what was left of it.

I always used the scene where the vietnamese family chops up those little puppies live to eat to gros out my little sister and mother back in the day.

HAHAHAHA!!!

that was the ONLY scene that i didn't like. i felt sorry for those poor puppies!!!

I will never understand why people get more worked up over the death of an animal than a human.

well lemme explain:












people=****
nuff said

And I'm sure animals are more than food and amusement with heartbeats.

Originally posted by Purity
well lemme explain:












people=****
nuff said

correctamundo

hey Lei,

whens the last time you saw a dog beat his *****?
a rooster molest his egg?

ever?
didn't think so.

So I guess everybody who's died has been a wife-beater/child molester?

Fact is, I just think it's silly to be more upset over the death of some random animals than some random people.

yer entitled to your opinion.
puppies rule.
people=****

**** it, I'm gonna' go kill a defenseless puppy.

Expect pics.

shame on you!

oh yeah! OH YEAH!!!!

well now i'm just gonna go murder my ****in underwriting team so TAKE THAT!!!

Hope this holds you over til then...

http://www.k911emergencies.com/images/dead-dog.jpg

he's not dead, he's just sleeping.

YEAH *******!

I have never been mistreated by an animal in my life!

Thats a 1000 times more than I can say for people

Yyeah that dog is sleeping. This dog is ****ed.

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/owneddogiinmicrowave-BuudWeizErr.jpg

I was trying to spare you poo-put *****es, but so be it.

http://usa4id.com/images/dead%20dog.JPG

my mom went on vacation once and asked me to give her birds water while she was away. i forgot. they all thirst to death.

right about now i should be getting an allison guilt-trip....

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
How about the one where the guy gets eaten alive buy the alligators?

Which one was that? The only 2 animal attacks I saw are when a stupid Tourist gets out of the Jeep to take some pics at a wild animal park and gets eaten by lions and when a guy broke into a junk yard and was quickly killed by 2 german shepherds.

Originally posted by Purity
yer entitled to your opinion.
puppies rule.
people=****

Yes, that is a fact.

Faces of Death was the first movie i ever rented when I got a vcr when I was like 12 or 13. I watched it with my friend and my dad. I thought it was nasty then and now.

Although there was something funny about that cop or whatever that get eaten by the crocadile and the monkey part made me laugh too for some reason

Originally posted by Purity
my mom went on vacation once and asked me to give her birds water while she was away. i forgot. they all thirst to death.

right about now i should be getting an allison guilt-trip....

You arent the person I thought you were.

What monkey part? The only think I liked about faces of death were the animal attacks.

i was waitin for the monkey part to get mentioned. HOWDYA LIKE THAT ONE SPENCE!!!!

anyone remember the one where the cops raid the satanist home and find all those heads in boxes?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Which one was that? The only 2 animal attacks I saw are when a stupid Tourist gets out of the Jeep to take some pics at a wild animal park and gets eaten by lions and when a guy broke into a junk yard and was quickly killed by 2 german shepherds.

I can't remember what number it is.........but, it does exist.

Wasn't there another set of movies called "Traces of Death"???

The monkey part is when they crack the monkeys over the head.........killing them. Then, they eat their brains.

Originally posted by Allison
You arent the person I thought you were.

yes i am. i appologized, bought her new & healthier birds, and cleaned her house for a week straight.
geez! it's not like a slammed my snake's head in the car door!

Actually, I think traces of death was the one with the lion eating the tourist. It also showed a guy in the middle east getting his right hand sliced off for stealing.

http://www.facesofdeath.com/

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Wasn't there another set of movies called "Traces of Death"???

never heard of it but i DO remember seeing a generic one called Death Faces

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
The monkey part is when they crack the monkeys over the head.........killing them. Then, they eat their brains.

Oh yeah! That was on traces of death!

i wanan see some murder!

There was a "Traces of Death" and a "Phases of Death"

"phases of death" sounds pretty cool. i bet they showed the killings in slow motion and stuff.

If I remember right, both of those other ones are more brutal that faces..

Originally posted by Allison
If I remember right, both of those other ones are more brutal that faces..

CAUGHT!!!!!!!!!

for the 1st time our grammitical/spelling queen pulls a **** up of her own!!!
note the "that faces" as should be "than faces"

****.

I still hate you for not watering those birds.

but allison, THAN was so long ago!!!

One time I fed my moms ****atiel pot seeds for months until it went crazy and attacked our pitbull. Poor dog was scared and confused and wouldn't get out of his crate.

LOL Blue!!!

Originally posted by Mr.satan

Ever seen that thing on consumptionjunction,com
where they **** that dead girl? Well, she is not dead at first but the kill her.


I can't find it

Originally posted by Purity
that's the one with the nurse

is that the one where the guy stuck the screwdriver into her jaw?

no. the doctor goes skitzo and stabs her in the throat with a scalpel.

btw...
you never confirmed if my hypothesis from yesterday was correct! does that mean that i got it right and now you have to keep it under wraps?

sorry, I went home yesterday. I'll pull the thread up in a little bit unless you want to type it out for me :)

I see you didn't die on the way home yesterday. Sorry about that

oh god not again

that is so true. i DIDN'T die on the way home. in the wise words of the bartender with turrets:

"****!!!!!!..............ASS!!!!!!!!!"


anywayz, yeah i cracked your case.

Originally posted by Purity
anywayz, yeah i cracked your case.


awesome

Originally posted by Purity
turrets:





Try again.

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Originally posted by Allison
Try again.

LMAO!!!!!
i actually consulted someone in the office for the spelling on THAN one first.
SEE! it's not my fault!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

it's not your fault you work with dumbass people. ha ha

exACTLY!
my co-workers are ****in lamers!!!

Originally posted by Purity
LMAO!!!!!
i actually consulted someone in the office for the spelling on THAN one first.
SEE! it's not my fault!!


LMAO!!!!

I hate those movies.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I've seen them all.

Have you seen the Banned from TV with the old lady that get's hit by the train? Not sure why, but I laughed my ass off when I saw that ****