View Full Version : I took a shower this morning and.......


Bzob
05-20-2003, 11:32 AM
as I washed my ass I felt this large clump.....I was like WTF! and It appeared to be stuck in the hairs of my ass. So i pulled it out with quite a few hairs and it was the clump of toilet paper. and I was thinking to myself....self..when was the last time you whiped your ass? and to the best of my knowledge i **** yesterday a.m. So the clingon my have been traveling around my Uranus for like 24 hours with its cloaking device on?!!

VulgarTheClown
05-20-2003, 11:34 AM
disgusting

Tanner Rhoden
05-20-2003, 11:34 AM
This thread is making me hungry

Bzob
05-20-2003, 11:37 AM
lets go out for some in and out burgers

Tanner Rhoden
05-20-2003, 11:40 AM
I would rather eat that clingon.

Magic Man
05-20-2003, 11:43 AM
YES! THATS WHAT i'M TALKING ABIUT!

Tanner Rhoden
05-20-2003, 11:51 AM
http://www.myfootshop.com/images/photos/conditions/severe_tinea_marked.jpg

http://www.elvis-presley.org.uk/bogfun/poop.jpg

Bzob
05-20-2003, 11:52 AM
YES! My feet look like that!

Magic Man
05-20-2003, 11:55 AM
oh for ****s.

Prince
05-20-2003, 12:09 PM
thats a nice log.

stuff like you just posted are the reasons i nair my ass..makes wiping easier and i don't get stuff caught up in the hair. i also don't get swamp ass.

Whoremaster B
05-20-2003, 12:20 PM
my tuna tastes like soap.

Bzob
05-20-2003, 12:24 PM
My soap tastes like tuna?

Bluecifer
05-20-2003, 03:10 PM
Would you go for a toe hold or heelhook on a guy with feet like that?

Kamino
05-20-2003, 03:14 PM
Bzob, that can be prevented with shavin' your ass once a month. Works wonders for men on the run.

Wushu
05-20-2003, 06:22 PM
You should try laxatives and prune juice......your **** juice will be so watery, your dingles won't get stuck

Fallout
05-20-2003, 06:33 PM
Why did I click on this thread?

I hate you all

2nd II none
03-10-2006, 09:41 PM
You should try laxatives and prune juice......your **** juice will be so watery, your dingles won't get stuck


**** that then you'll have mudbutt.

Memorex
03-10-2006, 09:55 PM
http://www.myfootshop.com/images/photos/conditions/severe_tinea_marked.jpg

http://www.elvis-presley.org.uk/bogfun/poop.jpg
WTF!!! thats just nasty

TheFairPole
03-10-2006, 10:00 PM
This thread is hillarious!!!!!! :D

Da Iceman
03-11-2006, 09:55 AM
WTF!!! thats just nasty
you sure he didnt get burned?

Sn1
03-11-2006, 09:58 AM
half the peeps are deep in da red :p

* FeistyWench *
03-11-2006, 01:10 PM
as I washed my ass I felt this large clump.....I was like WTF! and It appeared to be stuck in the hairs of my ass. So i pulled it out with quite a few hairs and it was the clump of toilet paper. and I was thinking to myself....self..when was the last time you whiped your ass? and to the best of my knowledge i **** yesterday a.m. So the clingon my have been traveling around my Uranus for like 24 hours with its cloaking device on?!!
lmfao!

you have got to get you some of those moistened toilet wipes (like baby wipes, but for adults). eliminates threats of clingons all together! :D

paul750
03-11-2006, 01:15 PM
Whats with bringing back old ass threads. lol

2nd II none
03-11-2006, 01:23 PM
because this is what you call a real OT thread.

Bzob
03-13-2006, 09:24 AM
Old school