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as I washed my ass I felt this large clump.....I was like WTF! and It appeared to be stuck in the hairs of my ass. So i pulled it out with quite a few hairs and it was the clump of toilet paper. and I was thinking to myself....self..when was the last time you whiped your ass? and to the best of my knowledge i **** yesterday a.m. So the clingon my have been traveling around my Uranus for like 24 hours with its cloaking device on?!!
VulgarTheClown 05-20-2003, 11:34 AM disgusting
Tanner Rhoden 05-20-2003, 11:34 AM This thread is making me hungry
lets go out for some in and out burgers
Tanner Rhoden 05-20-2003, 11:40 AM I would rather eat that clingon.
Magic Man 05-20-2003, 11:43 AM YES! THATS WHAT i'M TALKING ABIUT!
Tanner Rhoden 05-20-2003, 11:51 AM http://www.myfootshop.com/images/photos/conditions/severe_tinea_marked.jpg
http://www.elvis-presley.org.uk/bogfun/poop.jpg
YES! My feet look like that!
Magic Man 05-20-2003, 11:55 AM oh for ****s.
Prince 05-20-2003, 12:09 PM thats a nice log.
stuff like you just posted are the reasons i nair my ass..makes wiping easier and i don't get stuff caught up in the hair. i also don't get swamp ass.
Whoremaster B 05-20-2003, 12:20 PM my tuna tastes like soap.
My soap tastes like tuna?
Bluecifer 05-20-2003, 03:10 PM Would you go for a toe hold or heelhook on a guy with feet like that?
Kamino 05-20-2003, 03:14 PM Bzob, that can be prevented with shavin' your ass once a month. Works wonders for men on the run.
Wushu 05-20-2003, 06:22 PM You should try laxatives and prune juice......your **** juice will be so watery, your dingles won't get stuck
Fallout 05-20-2003, 06:33 PM Why did I click on this thread?
I hate you all
2nd II none 03-10-2006, 09:41 PM You should try laxatives and prune juice......your **** juice will be so watery, your dingles won't get stuck
**** that then you'll have mudbutt.
Memorex 03-10-2006, 09:55 PM http://www.myfootshop.com/images/photos/conditions/severe_tinea_marked.jpg
http://www.elvis-presley.org.uk/bogfun/poop.jpg
WTF!!! thats just nasty
TheFairPole 03-10-2006, 10:00 PM This thread is hillarious!!!!!! :D
Da Iceman 03-11-2006, 09:55 AM WTF!!! thats just nasty
you sure he didnt get burned?
half the peeps are deep in da red :p
* FeistyWench * 03-11-2006, 01:10 PM as I washed my ass I felt this large clump.....I was like WTF! and It appeared to be stuck in the hairs of my ass. So i pulled it out with quite a few hairs and it was the clump of toilet paper. and I was thinking to myself....self..when was the last time you whiped your ass? and to the best of my knowledge i **** yesterday a.m. So the clingon my have been traveling around my Uranus for like 24 hours with its cloaking device on?!!
lmfao!
you have got to get you some of those moistened toilet wipes (like baby wipes, but for adults). eliminates threats of clingons all together! :D
paul750 03-11-2006, 01:15 PM Whats with bringing back old ass threads. lol
2nd II none 03-11-2006, 01:23 PM because this is what you call a real OT thread.
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