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GhosT^x0
05-20-2003, 10:47 AM
You have gotta be the most fundamentally ignorant sack of **** I've ever seen post on a bulletin board. I have known you for a long time, and for that long time you seemed like you were an alright guy... and then you found the link to MS Paint and started talking. You look like Fu Man Chu ****ed Paul Hogan in the dead of the night on a boy scout outting in the woods. I bet you print out your drawings and run to show them to your mother. 'Cept she ain't gonna be there to see em, cuz me and her, we ****IN, son.

Some people will at least redeem themselves with a random jewel of intellect or profoundry, scattered amongst the midst of their blithering idiocy... but you, sir... you are in a league all your own when it comes to the depths of your meaninglessness here. You contribute absolutely nothing, which is ironic, considering that your father probably felt the same way about himself as you shot forth from his ballsack. If your mother is proud of her son in any way, shape or form... she's probably very easily amused, & bedridden with something that adversely affects her thought processes & judgement. Next picture I have to look at of some dead body gettin ****ed or something being inserted somewhere is gettin ****in own3d and replaced by a picture of you gettin bagged by some kinda teen idol or outwardly homosexual celebrity.

Magic Man
05-20-2003, 10:48 AM
Okay :)

Magic Man
05-20-2003, 10:51 AM
I like you Dave :)

Magic Man
05-20-2003, 10:52 AM
Well, I did that "Fall of the Incans" thread, maybe you didn't see it...I shall ttt it for you! :)

Lady N
05-20-2003, 10:53 AM
It seems your drawings invoke deep emotions in people Magic. You really do have talent!

Magic Man
05-20-2003, 10:54 AM
:) thanks Norma, I like to draw :)

GhosT^x0
05-20-2003, 10:57 AM
I like hitting people.

Mr. Beelzebub
05-20-2003, 10:58 AM
The Fall of the Incas thread was very good and informative, even though it was full of inconsistencies.

GhosT^x0
05-20-2003, 10:59 AM
Thank you Beelzebub, now Magic Man is indisputably stupid again.

Tanner Rhoden
05-20-2003, 11:02 AM
He said sack of ****

Magic Man
05-20-2003, 11:02 AM
Is it because I am Jewish?

VulgarTheClown
05-20-2003, 11:04 AM
Magic's pics OWN!

Magic Man
05-20-2003, 11:04 AM
HAH!

VulgarTheClOWN3D!!!

GhosT^x0
05-20-2003, 12:30 PM
Don't get all butthurt over this post. I just needed someone to rip on.

Mr. Beelzebub
05-20-2003, 12:31 PM
I miss Parazit.

Tanner Rhoden
05-20-2003, 12:33 PM
He said butthurt

GhosT^x0
05-20-2003, 12:39 PM
I miss Parazit too. He was fun to kick around.

Tanner Rhoden
05-20-2003, 12:40 PM
He said kick around

Kamino
05-20-2003, 03:45 PM
*bamf*

rtbrouwer
05-20-2003, 05:08 PM
dave, were is all unguided anger going to? you need to talk about your deeper feelings before you end up like some crazy nurotic 4 year old in the body of an adult fighter..

LukeDothSucketh
05-20-2003, 05:13 PM
I don't recall Magic Man crying about no girl being perfect enough for him so he's OK in my books

Mr. Beelzebub
05-20-2003, 05:18 PM
Ron brings the cordiality, peace, and frienship back to this thread.
Hi Ron.

The Jake
05-20-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
You have gotta be the most fundamentally ignorant sack of **** I've ever seen post on a bulletin board. I have known you for a long time, and for that long time you seemed like you were an alright guy... and then you found the link to MS Paint and started talking. You look like Fu Man Chu ****ed Paul Hogan in the dead of the night on a boy scout outting in the woods. I bet you print out your drawings and run to show them to your mother. 'Cept she ain't gonna be there to see em, cuz me and her, we ****IN, son.

Some people will at least redeem themselves with a random jewel of intellect or profoundry, scattered amongst the midst of their blithering idiocy... but you, sir... you are in a league all your own when it comes to the depths of your meaninglessness here. You contribute absolutely nothing, which is ironic, considering that your father probably felt the same way about himself as you shot forth from his ballsack. If your mother is proud of her son in any way, shape or form... she's probably very easily amused, & bedridden with something that adversely affects her thought processes & judgement. Next picture I have to look at of some dead body gettin ****ed or something being inserted somewhere is gettin ****in own3d and replaced by a picture of you gettin bagged by some kinda teen idol or outwardly homosexual celebrity.

Yeah he's a legend ain't he?

- J.

Magic Man
05-21-2003, 01:05 AM
I am well butt hurt...but not from anal sex.

I AM NOT GAY.

- m

ps. Jake how's things matey? :)

Kamino
05-21-2003, 01:08 AM
Magic Man can give a keylock on my dick with his tongue very well.

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 01:18 AM
**WARNING DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE SOME ****ED UP ******
























Originally posted by GhosT^x0
You have gotta be the most fundamentally ignorant sack of **** I've ever seen post on a bulletin board. I have known you for a long time, and for that long time you seemed like you were an alright guy... and then you found the link to MS Paint and started talking. You look like Fu Man Chu ****ed Paul Hogan in the dead of the night on a boy scout outting in the woods. I bet you print out your drawings and run to show them to your mother. 'Cept she ain't gonna be there to see em, cuz me and her, we ****IN, son.

Some people will at least redeem themselves with a random jewel of intellect or profoundry, scattered amongst the midst of their blithering idiocy... but you, sir... you are in a league all your own when it comes to the depths of your meaninglessness here. You contribute absolutely nothing, which is ironic, considering that your father probably felt the same way about himself as you shot forth from his ballsack. If your mother is proud of her son in any way, shape or form... she's probably very easily amused, & bedridden with something that adversely affects her thought processes & judgement. Next picture I have to look at of some dead body gettin ****ed or something being inserted somewhere is gettin ****in own3d and replaced by a picture of you gettin bagged by some kinda teen idol or outwardly homosexual celebrity.

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http://pic7.picturetrail.com/VOL197/1132239/2136143/25759464.jpg

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 01:19 AM
ZoixoiZ approved it that pic!

Kamino
05-21-2003, 01:24 AM
Yay. Cherries.

Magic Man
05-21-2003, 01:25 AM
JESUS MOTHER**** WHAT THE **** ARE THEY ****ING DOING?

casp3r
05-21-2003, 01:42 AM
that was a failed attempt at suicide by shooting himself in the face

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 01:46 AM
casp3r is correct!

shotgun sandwich!

realkaps
05-21-2003, 01:47 AM
I see someone has been busy at Rotten dot com......

Kamino
05-21-2003, 01:47 AM
Whoa....so he's not dead?!?!?!

realkaps
05-21-2003, 01:47 AM
The **** in the mouse trap would make a good owned pic but you wouldnt be able to use it here.....

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 01:48 AM
I've had that pic for a while!

I just finally found a use for it!

realkaps
05-21-2003, 01:52 AM
Use it somewhere else.....

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 01:54 AM
dude!

thats harsh!

Magic Man
05-21-2003, 01:55 AM
no ****ing way - that mother****er HAS TO BE DEAD!

realkaps
05-21-2003, 01:57 AM
Wait, I thought you where talking about the penis in the mouse trap pic.....

VulgarTheClown
05-21-2003, 02:01 AM
nope.

I was not talkin about the penis in the mouse trap though i have seen it before

Magic Man
05-21-2003, 02:13 AM
maybe they were looking for a ring or something in the guys face...I'm SURE HES DEAD.

Aaron Bizarre
05-21-2003, 08:30 AM
oh Magic Man I have your phrases you were asking about in Romanian.

ill write the pronunciations.


Parool tao pubi-an me sa preens un-tre deenze = your pubic hair is caught in my teeth

and

Dupa che te foot, oh sa utze tie cappol = After I **** you, Ill cut off your head.

Magic Man
05-21-2003, 09:57 AM
HAHAHAHAHA, you da man aaron, thanks mate...**** man...Magic Man pimp hand = +2

The Jake
05-21-2003, 07:00 PM
I'm good Magic.
Email me dude.

- J.