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Crystalline Dream
05-19-2003, 05:10 PM
and post things that made me laugh.






When we talk to God it’s called prayer. When God talks back it’s called schizophrenia

Always yield to temptation because it might not pass your way again

A conscience does not prevent sin. It just prevents you from enjoying it.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 05:13 PM
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there

realkaps
05-19-2003, 05:19 PM
One day I had no sense
I took a piss on an electric fence
It hurt so bad
I shocked my balls
I took a **** in my overalls......

The Ensanity
05-19-2003, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream

Honesty is the best policy, but ensanity is a better defense

So true

The Ensanity
05-19-2003, 05:37 PM
Im just going to put random thoughts...

Im going name my future son a cool name

Fist name: Testos

Middle name: Tyrone

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Im just going to put random thoughts...

Im going name my future son a cool name

Fist name: Testos

Middle name: Tyrone

you should name him jet

The Ensanity
05-19-2003, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
you should name him jet How do yall know my last name

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 05:41 PM
Its in the phone book

realkaps
05-19-2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
How do yall know my last name

http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8679

The Ensanity
05-19-2003, 05:46 PM
How does Dogg know my last name?....and spelled it correctly

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 05:50 PM
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine university

The Ensanity
05-19-2003, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine university Simpsons, spelling bee episode?

realkaps
05-19-2003, 05:53 PM
It tastes like burning.....

realkaps
05-19-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Simpsons, spelling bee episode?

No, The Lisa vegitarian episode......

The Ensanity
05-19-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by kaps
No, The Lisa vegitarian episode...... DAMN!

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 05:56 PM
It said you Choo Choo Choose me

The Ensanity
05-19-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
It said you Choo Choo Choose me Raplh Wiggum...Val. EP.

realkaps
05-19-2003, 06:01 PM
That was too easy, where in Springfield can you see a sign that has my signature in it?

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 06:04 PM
the old folks home were Abe lives

realkaps
05-19-2003, 06:05 PM
Curly = Correct.....

Bluecifer
05-19-2003, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Im just going to put random thoughts...

Im going name my future son a cool name

Fist name: Testos

Middle name: Tyrone

Sounds half greek and half ensane.