View Full Version : Tanner = home early, Hojak = home all day.


GhosT^x0
05-19-2003, 02:25 PM
Something I ate yesterday has had me up all night, and there's no way I'm gonna be able to go into work and deal with like a hundred ****ing people feeling this way on no sleep. Tummy is still made of mush, and I'm dead ass tired. I'm probably gonna find better car insurance and sign up for traffic school today. I can do these things from my bed, cuz my computer monitor is on my nightstand and it's hooked up sweet. Got my $150 tempurpedic pillow goin, my feet are all nice and warm in my heating pad, and I'm chillin. Only thing I could have that could possibly make today any better is a chick. When there's a chick in the same house as you and you're laying in bed all day, there's something strangely attractive about that **** to them. You could be anything short of a burn victim, and if the chick's hot & single/ willing/ submissive/ compassionate, it's on like donkey kong. Anyone who tells me I'm wrong is a waste of **** that has never had the sheer joy of living out the "****ing on the deathbed" fantasy, and for that, I pity you.

I gotta ask Tanner a question right now so I have to make another topic. Post **** in this one.

Tanner Rhoden
05-19-2003, 02:26 PM
Dave, call me..............I'm, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, home and stuff.

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 02:27 PM
YEA **** WOOOOOOOO

VulgarTheClown
05-19-2003, 02:27 PM
what happens when your bonin her and then you gotta poop cause the shaking from her crying is messin up your stomach.

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 02:27 PM
Luke call me.....I'm in the book

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 02:29 PM
No need your wife's already at my house

GhosT^x0
05-19-2003, 02:29 PM
Why is everyone telling each other to call each other in this ****ing thread. I'm sick and dying and you ****s are playing circle of friends. Die all of you.

VulgarTheClown
05-19-2003, 02:30 PM
Hojak call me

realkaps
05-19-2003, 02:30 PM
Dont call me, I have dial up and you will just get my machine.....

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 02:30 PM
Tanner started it

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 02:31 PM
PYLONS!

VulgarTheClown
05-19-2003, 02:31 PM
must construct more pylons

Bluecifer
05-19-2003, 02:33 PM
I saw the matrix this weakend. It was insane. The eye candy was amazing...

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 02:33 PM
I was talking about the orange and black ones, but the sad thing is that I know EXACTLY what you;re talking about...

realkaps
05-19-2003, 02:35 PM
All I have on is a pair of boxers and my tapout beanie......

GhosT^x0
05-19-2003, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
must construct more pylons

It's "ADDITIONAL" PYLONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 02:36 PM
AHAHAHA IT IS

VulgarTheClown
05-19-2003, 02:37 PM
my bad.

its more supply depots required and construct additional pylons my bad

ruffneck119
05-19-2003, 02:47 PM
661 713-1679

****

rtbrouwer
05-19-2003, 02:53 PM
somebody call me, I always call everybody and the only person to ever call me was allison.

Tanner Rhoden
05-19-2003, 02:55 PM
I have a lot of friends in Jacksonville.