i will be sitting at myrtle beach. i dread may 27-30th. i will not like this. i will hate every minute of every day there including the trip there and back. i hate this. i hate my friends. i hate spending money, especially at places i hate. i hate the beach. i hate the sun. i'm pretty sure i won't even be leaving my room while im there

Dude, what you need is a weekend of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Go get some beer. Go get some peyote from some Indian dude. And go find a drunk chick to bang on. **** that staying in your room ****.

chances are i will be drunk the whole time...but banging a girl, i highly doubt that will happen.

Just bring your pillow.

the pillow is loyal. i hate when she flattens out though.

Alright holmes, just don't piss on yourself this time.

Dude, I will try to make it down there one of those nights and show you how to have a good time at MB.

pissing on myself is a guaranteed thing to happen, i'm bringing extra underwear and pants for sure.

primecut, i don't think i can have fun.

I just noticed that Cesaro has a Paula Abdul song as his sig. Props cause Abdul was one sexy ***** back in the late 80s early 90s

i'd still bone her

Paula Abdul has been looking pretty hot lately. I'd hit it.
Try to get a nice tan Cesaro. You're powder white.

Originally posted by Squezze
I just noticed that Cesaro has a Paula Abdul song as his sig. Props cause Abdul was one sexy ***** back in the late 80s early 90s

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just noticed that. hahahhahaha. i cant hate though... she was the first person i ever saw in concert. i always wanted to be her "cool cat". remember that guy?

I take two steps forward
I take two steps back
We come together cause opposites attract

I don't like cigarettes
I like to smoke.


Classic video right there. That cartoon cat dude was the ****.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Paula Abdul has been looking pretty hot lately. I'd hit it.
Try to get a nice tan Cesaro. You're powder white.

yea i know, i need to. i don't think i'll leave my room too much though. weather.com is predicting thunderstorms there on the 10 day forecast, i kinda hope they are right.

dogg - paula has some good tunes.

Originally posted by Cesaro
dogg - paula has some good tunes.

is she still with emilio estevez?

they are divorced i believe

Where does she live...

not sure about that, i would assume somewhere in california though.

but everyone knows assume really means makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'........or something.

i just ate 2 bowls of frosted mini wheats in an attempt to get an explosive boiling stomach within the next 30 minutes.

http://atmyrtlebeachhotels.com/images/myrtle-beach.jpg
http://www.ifb.com/north-myrtle-beach/north-myrtle-beach-2.jpg
http://golfmb.com/myrtle-beach-golf.jpg
http://www.elca.org/dcm/camps/beach.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1022038450646_2002/05/23/Crick2,0.jpg

Nice cup!

Don't go then dumb ass.

that would make sense........