View Full Version : I think a woman in my office may be an old **** star...


seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:17 AM
She would be about late 30's/early 40's I guess. Hasa great body, platinum blonde 80's **** star hair, and a face that looks as though it would really like a face full of cum.

I have discussed this with a couple of guys here, and they are unsure. She is Aussie born, but lived in the states for years, has money, but no one knows how...

I am going to have to hire some old school **** and check for her...I have a strange feeling I am right

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 12:18 AM
post a pic

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 12:18 AM
Curly read my mind.

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:19 AM
not possible right now...and how would I get a pic? Go up to her and say "Excuse me Jo, but could I get a pic of you to post on a web site to ask some guys if they think you are an ex **** star or not?"

That could work, I will have to bring a digi cam in tomorrow

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 12:20 AM
DO IT

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 12:21 AM
no just tell her you're working on xmass cards for the office or something.....she'll forget by then

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:22 AM
Curly...you are a genius...leave it with me.

I can't look at her without laughing at the moment so I will have to let it be for a day or so

realkaps
05-19-2003, 12:22 AM
Do a google search....

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 12:22 AM
lol DO IT NOW

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:23 AM
Yeah, but how many **** stars use their real names?

realkaps
05-19-2003, 12:23 AM
Dick Rambone......

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 12:24 AM
you mean Busty Heart isn't her real name?

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:24 AM
Just did it...no go...she is also married so I am guessing she has her husbands surname

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
you mean Busty Heart isn't her real name?

mate, I wouldn't be asking the question if it was

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 12:26 AM
SHOW US HER BOOBS

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:28 AM
Honestly, she has a good rack...quite possibly surgically enhanced, but hot so much implantish, possibly a lift and raise as time took its toll

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 12:29 AM
hahaha

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:33 AM
or the tit ****ing caught up with her and made her sag more than the industry standard

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 12:34 AM
they have templates for those now

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:35 AM
Modern science is truly amazing

Curly Howard
05-19-2003, 12:36 AM
Indeed

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 12:38 AM
I like ****.

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:44 AM
Don't we all!

LukeDothSucketh
05-19-2003, 12:51 AM
and there's no such thing as too much.

Magic Man
05-19-2003, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap
not possible right now...and how would I get a pic? Go up to her and say "Excuse me Jo, but could I get a pic of you to post on a web site to ask some guys if they think you are an ex **** star or not?"

That could work, I will have to bring a digi cam in tomorrow

I'll lend you my friend's if you want.

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 12:57 AM
Hahahaha...I have one...I just need the opportunity

Magic Man
05-19-2003, 12:59 AM
wear a huge top hat with a hole drilled in it...practice it on your gf first.

seldomTap
05-19-2003, 01:00 AM
That could just work!

submission_guy
05-19-2003, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by Magic Man
wear a huge top hat with a hole drilled in it...practice it on your gf first.

that episode of the simpsons was the ****:lol2: