Finally I'm here.

I'd like to go on one of my usual rants but I can't be ****ed.

I just thought I'd post that I landed and all is well.

Talk to you all soon.

- J.

Good to here mate. Glad to hear you haven't got SARS.

Any jet lag yet?

Yes. Lagged as all **** man.

- J.

good to hear it was a safe flight. Are you down here for good?

Yep.

- J.

don't sleep till it is bed time there. Then if you can't sleep, punch yourself multiple times in the head till you do. Then wake up at normal time monday morning, the sooner you get in the local time the better.

Caffeine and sleeping pills are your friend

I've had a lot of coffee... a bit of a lie down, not a sleep, and Arju has been helping me.... stay awake...

Yes.... awake...

- J.

she is a thoughtful lady!

Indeed she is mate!
I tried to call you before I left but your mobile was turned off or something, gay lord focker!
Same applies to Magic!

- J.

I left my mobile in the office believe it or not...I need to have it stitched to my ear so I don't forget it.

Just remember Jake........that thick black stuff is what they call air in So.Cal

You brought some vegemite right? You better of you ****er or I will mess you up

I eat my own poo

i do too.

When its runny I drink it.

i like to make it a frothie when its runny, or mix it with piss when there are nuts in it.

please stop

Good to hear you are are!

lol amateur moderator, thats funny