It's for a really good cause. I just can't tell you what it is. And I absolutley, positively, will not use it to pick up a hooker. I promise. Now just give me the money, dammit. I've gotta feed all the starving kids in Beverly Hills or some ****.

yeah sure, who do I make it out to?

no

i suppose i'll only give a thousand bucks to a girl when she starts taking advantage of me after letting me bone her

NO

I got a couple pennys and some rubber bands......

YEEEAAA KAAAAAAPSSS

POST WHORE NIGHT OF THE CENTURY

My hair tastes funny