Yo seldom Tap! You wanna whore it up again?

I have 5 and a half hours at work still...why not.

I have been trying to get a post in pretty much all threads so far today

Thats what I like to hear seldom. I knew I could have faith in you.

I want to be here when you get the magical 1000!

I will let you be here for the grand 1000. You have earned it. We should throw a party.

I only have 18 more posts to go after this one. I will have 100o in 10 more minutes.

16 to go now! I am counting down

Thanks. I can only count up to 983. After that i dont know what comes next.

hahahaha...9 to go brother!

After this post I have only 6 to go.

What should I title my 1000 post thread?

Definitely something about the glory of ass ****ing an ass virgin and the sense of ownership you get over her forever

It should prolly be more related to my post total. Dont you think?

Hahaha..probably, it isn't everyday that major goals such as the one you set yourself can be reached.

Celebrate my friend

I think I will do that.

WTF happened to your count??

Is Dogg or Purity here ****in with you?

NO. I dont know who it was but it is fixed.

There would have been carnage if that wasn't fixed

I'm up for some serious whoring boys.

welcome to the party Luke! Whore away

my balls itch.

Mine to...I should try this new thing called bathing...apparently it will get rid of crud that makes my balls itch

i could go for a ****ing bath right now but id wake family up... 130-930 is a ghey shift.

Night shift does ****en suck...thankfully I don't have to do them anymore.

no it was a day shift, theyre just so ****ing long...

i refuse to work overnights...

8 hours is pretty standard mate??