View Full Version : I was paid for seeing tits!!!!!!!!!!


TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 05:41 PM
Last night at work I was at the frint checking IDs. Five very hot girls came to the door. There was a line and they didnt want to wait. They asked me what they had to do to get in. I told them to go pay the guy at the side gate and he would let them in.

Basically we always let girls in without waiting. There is no cover charge at my work. We ususally get anywhere from $10 to $20 a person if they are unwilling to wait and pay to get in faster. All the money that is made is divided up between the two people on the outside gates, the head security guy and me the door man.

When the girls came up They said they didnt want to go to the side door a few feet away. Tey said they would rather pay me. They gave me $30 and all flashed me there fake tits. It is nice to know that girls know how to treat a door guy.

I also got a number from this girl who may have very well been the hottest girl I have ever seen come into my work. I made out with three girls at work and took a fourth one home. I eneded up ****ing her in the ass. Man I love my job. As for the money I made. I was paid my ususal $50 for for hours. I them walked away with an extra $350. Its a tough job.

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 05:51 PM
I really have to get back in to bouncing somewhere...

VulgarTheClown
05-18-2003, 06:22 PM
man thats a ****in job!

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 06:24 PM
Besodes seeing the tits, that is pretty much a normal night for me. I made a little more money then normal.

VulgarTheClown
05-18-2003, 06:25 PM
you should get me a job

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 06:27 PM
Go work in an area by your house where all the bars are. Like a downtown area. You have to get th door job though. It is the best.

VulgarTheClown
05-18-2003, 06:30 PM
i got a doorman job at a bar/restauraunt.

nothin like where your at, well i dunno we don't open till the 8th.

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 06:33 PM
Well best of luck to you.

VulgarTheClown
05-18-2003, 06:34 PM
thanks

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 06:36 PM
A guy I use to bounce with had a job at a strip club before the bar we worked at...he had some ****en mad stories of what went on in that joint

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 06:36 PM
Welcome.

JasonLeonardOBE
05-18-2003, 06:45 PM
I lived seven years downtown near all the bars.

Some of the clubs started enforcing their dress code a little more because of complaints from their posh clientele. Some of the local shady types liked to hang out in those places too to flash their money and all and took offense to this.

At least two doormen that I heard of were shot in the head on the job supposedly because of this. Crazy ****ing job if you ask me.

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 06:49 PM
Yeah, there was a drive by shooting at a club here about a month or 3 ago...probably the worst I have heard of here though was a group of Tongans that went off one night and hospitalized pretty much everyone on staff at one pub just out of town...

VulgarTheClown
05-18-2003, 06:51 PM
you guys got tongs in australia!! that rules!

JasonLeonardOBE
05-18-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Yeah, there was a drive by shooting at a club here about a month or 3 ago...probably the worst I have heard of here though was a group of Tongans that went off one night and hospitalized pretty much everyone on staff at one pub just out of town...

Christ those those Island boys must be a pain to clear out. A lotta meat on those bones. Indians over here on the other hand are pretty small.

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 07:00 PM
The city I live in is just a tough city. There are a lot of fighters. Our city was voted safest city in America two times in the last ten years. I live in Huntington Beach.

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 07:01 PM
We have a large variety of Islanders Vulgar...all as ****en mad as each other!

I play rugby with a handful of Fijians, a couple of Tongans and a few Maori's...

JasonLeonardOBE
05-18-2003, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by TuffGuy
The city I live in is just a tough city. There are a lot of fighters. Our city was voted safest city in America two times in the last ten years. I live in Huntington Beach.

Does Tank still live there? Could you take him if he was being obnoxious?

That would be one of the last places I would want to bounce.

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
Does Tank still live there? Could you take him if he was being obnoxious?

That would be one of the last places I would want to bounce.

Tank still does live around here. I dont think I could take him by myself. The main guy we have has already taken him out though. Tank has been 86'ed out of all the bars in the downtown Huntington Beach area already.

VulgarTheClown
05-18-2003, 07:15 PM
by Tongs i means like the sect of Triads that came to america and other countries they are offshoots that work for the triad.

I didn't know aboutthe islanders.

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 07:16 PM
Ahh, I though you meant Tongans...I don't thin they have any Triad connections...but they have hard skulls and large fists like legs of ham

JasonLeonardOBE
05-18-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by TuffGuy
Tank still does live around here. I dont think I could take him by myself. The main guy we have has already taken him out though. Tank has been 86'ed out of all the bars in the downtown Huntington Beach area already.

Does Kimo still bounce in Huntington?

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 07:30 PM
That would be a colourful place to go out I think...

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
Does Kimo still bounce in Huntington?

Kimo never bounced in Huntington. He just lived here. He does not live here anymore. He lives in Las Vegas.

JasonLeonardOBE
05-18-2003, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
That would be a colourful place to go out I think...

If I were to go out there I would wear my kung-fu pants and rising sun bandana.

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
If I were to go out there I would wear my kung-fu pants and rising sun bandana.

Good idea..

nothing screams out "I am a hardass, don't **** with me" like kung fu pants and rising sun bandana's

JasonLeonardOBE
05-18-2003, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by TuffGuy
Kimo never bounced in Huntington. He just lived here. He does not live here anymore. He lives in Las Vegas.

I remember tank mentioning that he had crossed Kimo a few times bouncing in bars in pre-UFC days and that Kimo was scared ****less of him. That just may be another "tanksim" though.

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 07:36 PM
Huntington is a rad place. Two buildings down from my place is a sushi place called Tunatown. It is owned by the drummer from Korn. You will see Tito Ortiz in there frequently. Kimo's manager comes to my work a ton. fabiano Iha is also down there often. Other people that are always down there include Joe Moreira, Joe Son, Robert Downey Jr., Jaime Presley, Jeremy Jackson (Hobie from Baywatch) and a few girls that have been in Playboy. I dont know there names just faces.

JasonLeonardOBE
05-18-2003, 07:41 PM
Man California really is another planet. You got your pron stars, your mma fighters and tv personalities wandering all over the place.

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 07:44 PM
I saw the local newsreader at a shopping mall one day...I blushed with excitement

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
Man California really is another planet. You got your pron stars, your mma fighters and tv personalities wandering all over the place.

I forgot to mention the ****stars that come in and live in Huntington. Sopme of them include Janine, Charlie, Sky and Dick Delaware aka Aaron Brink.

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 08:05 PM
I use to see this chick out quite a bit. A friend of mine use to model with her...she is ****en hot.

NIkki Visser

She should do ****

http://nikkivisser.freeservers.com/nikki5.jpg

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 08:17 PM
She would be hotter if she had a camel toe.

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 08:25 PM
I agree...Camel Toes make a chick way hotter

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 08:36 PM
nothing sexier than a girl with some mouse knuckles.

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 08:37 PM
Hahahaha...mouse knuckles!

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 08:39 PM
still no toe...

http://nikkivisser.freeservers.com/nikki_visser1.jpg

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 08:48 PM
Cna you find one with a toe?

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 08:49 PM
she seems to avoid the toe at all costs

http://nikkivisser.freeservers.com/nikki2.jpg

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 08:50 PM
I am starting to see a little more beef. keep trying.

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 08:51 PM
Where does Nikki Visser live? Where is she from?

seldomTap
05-18-2003, 08:57 PM
She is from my home town originally, but now lives in Sydney or Melbourne I think.

Squezze
05-18-2003, 09:04 PM
Wait.....Aaron Brink is a **** star?

TuffGuy
05-18-2003, 09:44 PM
Aaron Brink is a **** star. His name is Dick Delaware. He doesnt really want to fight anymore either. he is content doing ****.

LukeDothSucketh
05-18-2003, 10:40 PM
YOUR JOB IS AMAZING

VulgarTheClown
05-18-2003, 10:56 PM
why would yo uever want toe?

The Golden Bear
05-19-2003, 01:30 AM
Lenny when will you help me find a job?

VulgarTheClown
05-19-2003, 01:31 AM
when you can propperly pound a big fake tittied ***** in the ass.

The Golden Bear
05-19-2003, 01:33 AM
Vulgar i dotn do anal.

VulgarTheClown
05-19-2003, 01:35 AM
and here i thought you were cool.

The Golden Bear
05-19-2003, 01:46 AM
NO ANAL. It hurts.

VulgarTheClown
05-19-2003, 01:53 AM
NO STUPID your pee pee in her doo doo

Fallout
05-19-2003, 02:49 AM
Lenny, I am really starting to become jealious.

You have the greatest job in the world

submission_guy
05-19-2003, 03:41 AM
agreed