i dunno what to do

my stomach is all churning and ****
its ****in up my head!

it's love

Go to the bathroom and hug the toilet. Then, stick a coat hanger down the back of your throat.

Or up your butt.

Originally posted by Bella
Go to the bathroom and hug the toilet. Then, stick a coat hanger down the back of your throat.


man if your father had done this to your mothers vagina while she was prego with you the world would be a better place

Good comeback, bigun. You're learning.

thanks, I try

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
man if your father had done this to your mothers vagina while she was prego with you the world would be a better place


Prego? Sauce?

prego = pregnant

Preggers?

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
man if your father had done this to your mothers vagina while she was prego with you the world would be a better place

That was a great line.

That was a great line Vulgar but you should stick that hanger up your ass.

and why is that?

you got an e-hardon for bella?

My name on this board use to be "Coathanger Abortion"

Don't make me e-rape you.

I used to know a girl I called "coathanger". She recieved this name because she ha many abortions. One night she was hooking up with my friend. She got naked and so did he. She wouldnt **** him though. When he asked why he couldnt bang her or touch her down there she said he would have to wait. Upon more questioning, we discovered the unthinkable. She had an abortion the day before. What a piece of ****. Ypu dont do that. that is just wrong. I mean call the guy up in a week or two. Dont give him blue balls.

talk about a hoe!

she shoulda just given him a ****in BJ.

wait wait wait

she got an abortion the day before and was hookin up with your boy the day after.

put the poor gir lout ofher misery and shoot her in the face.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
she shoulda just given him a ****in BJ.

wait wait wait

she got an abortion the day before and was hookin up with your boy the day after.

put the poor gir lout ofher misery and shoot her in the face.

Yea. She was a real winner. I think she did give him a BJ. I dont know though. I was hookin it up with her sister.

ok can we get back to the topic of this thread.

i really feel like **** with worry

Vulgar- did you bang math girl yet?

no i did not and i do not want to as of yet.

i have no urge to invade any of her orifices yet. I want to know her.

Why so worried, skank?

Good luck Vulgar.

who's skank? me?

I'm worried cause I def like this girl and i'm like not completely sure how she feels about me.

you gotta understand that I have a couple problems..mentally. I guess you would say i'm compulsive about things like this. I need to know how peopel feel about me and what they think of me and what they say etc.. etc.. etc..

Are you talking about math girl?

yeah.

if your stomach is boiling take a dump

Okay, let me get this straight.
You're into this girl, but you're unsure of her feelings for you.
Have you two been hanging out or what? Give me the details so I can flame you.

been hangin out a good ammount.

go look for the threadys on my birthday

Vulgar is a pimp. He's going to bang her in a week or less. I got faith in you.

I DON"T WANT TO BANG HER IN A WEEK OR LESS!

god do you not understand that?

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
been hangin out a good ammount.

go look for the threadys on my birthday

I will not.

lazy

Vulgar really needs spell check

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
lazy

No, you're just boring.

You're right not wanting to sleep with her right off the bat anyways. You dropping your shorts are sure to run her off.

it didn't run you off

just be happy you have a female thats willing to talk to you

its more than i can say

you got a really ****ty self defeating attitude.

you gotta work on that

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
it didn't run you off

Only because you were dreaming, stupid.

no way! I would never let you lick my ******* in a dream.

Stick it in her ass. That always makes everything better.

I'm tired of the sexual comments. Thanks.

as am I.

****ing diddle 'er twat

i'm not at that point yet.

like i previously stated I am not interested in her to get ****ed.

I'm interested in her because i like her, I like who she is and i want to be with her. having sex will come later.

See my reply in the thread where you asked for the ladies advice. Get over it man. you will be alright. Ask her if you can go in her purse and get your balls back.

Here is what I said in the other post..................................


Originally posted by TuffGuy
You are to young to be in a relationship. Ask yourself these questions......................................... .......

Have you experienced all the things you want to do as a single man?

Do you want to settle down?

Are you willing to put your full effort into a relationship?

Are you going to marry this girl?

Have you had all the sex you have ever wanted to have?

Would you regret in the future, giving up the prime partying years of your life for some girl?


If you answered yes to one or more of these questions then you dont need to be in a relationship. Be independent. Dont rely on anyone or anything else. A women should be a compliment to your happiness. She shouldnt be a neccessity. Re-evaluate your situation. Think with your head not your heart.