Preliminary Matches:

Gi Match: David "Ghost" Hojak vs. Charles "The Ensanity" Plaine

Boxing Match: Ryan Mills vs. Richard Johnston





Main Event:

Lenny "TuffGuy" Crespo vs. TBA

Adam "Dogg" Salas vs. TBA

"Ruffneck" vs. Joe Ortiz (*special rules*)

Charles "The Ensanity" Plaine vs. TBA

David "Ghost" Hojak vs. "The Blake" Gaskins





pwn3d!

I hope Ghost makes Blake cry.........

and as an even COOLER addition to the event, the fights shall no longer take place inside the ****ing living room but rather outside on the front lawn.
this creates anticipation and excitement as the spectator just never quite knows WHEN somebody's head will be accidently slammed into one of my sprinklers after a takedown :)

rollin in the grass would suck maaad ass.. gettin all green and itchy.

idea = hated.

yeah rug burn is much better :nonono:

Originally posted by Curly Howard
yeah rug burn is much better :nonono: yes it is.

use yer mats then. they've only been sitting in the garage for the last 2 months

Originally posted by Purity
use yer mats then. they've only been sitting in the garage for the last 2 months Interesting

Maybe you should have it in the street, road rash isn't so bad...

We cannot have these fights in a living room. There's no way.

I'm really hoping we get a ring or a mat or some type of defined fighting area. Dogg can't afford anymore glasstop coffee tables. And Blake is goin down with such magnitude, it's gonna level a ****in city block.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
"Ruffneck" vs. Joe Ortiz (*special rules*)




Is this to say that it'll be closed fist?

oh yeah!!! i forgot to mention the fights will be held off of Heil & Springdale, in a ring, in Huntignton Beach, California. Weight Ins are at 2pm, fights start at 7pm.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
Is this to say that it'll be closed fist?

that would be illegal. of course thats what it means. you said you were'nt comfortable with open hand, so closed fist is what you both agreed to. thats why i am not giving out the address of the location unless someone PMs me. It is special invite ONLY.

Weigh-ins? WTF for?

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
oh yeah!!! i forgot to mention the fights will be held off of Heil & Springdale, in a ring, in Huntignton Beach, California. Weight Ins are at 2pm, fights start at 7pm.

Why have weigh ins? Is Ghost going to gain 100 lbs before he fights Blake?

Then what the **** are the special rules?

Tale of the Tape, of course!!!

blake may gain 200lbs before the fight.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Tale of the Tape, of course!!!


yup. everyone needs to know the advantages and disadvantages of the fight. makes it more interesting.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
oh yeah!!! i forgot to mention the fights will be held off of Heil & Springdale, in a ring, in Huntignton Beach, California. Weight Ins are at 2pm, fights start at 7pm. Damn! This is more serious that what I thought it was going to be

Dogg, hit me up on AIM.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
blake may gain 200lbs before the fight. I heard he was going to cut 5lbs.

Blake VS Ghost
http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/pictures/GordeauDefTuli_TKO.jpg

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA


Blake's been tannin'

Call me big john.

Can I call you Sally?

Hi Sally!

Who has a digital cam corder? We need to see the video.....

Originally posted by kaps
Who has a digital cam corder? We need to see the video..... Dont worry....Ghost is getting the video capture card

It's taken care of Kaps. I have a camcorder and I'll have video-in via my newly purchased capture card to record the fights.

THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!

http://www.dvdrhelp.com/

Good **** holmes. I wish I could make it down there to see the event live......

i wanan see that ****!1

I'll put it up on all the ****in MMA hubs and ****

then we can report the card to sherdog and you guys can all be pro fighters!

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
then we can report the card to sherdog and you guys can all be pro fighters!

YAY!!!!





no.

or you could report it to the FCF websight
they got a list of fighters too

I've got 4 words for you *******s: BEST IDEA EVER. EVER

whoa. it's spenc!

Holy ****. What up Spence!!!!

The real question is: Who is gonna be taping this and then sending me a copy?

How about we tape it, host it, and let you DL it?

Postage = not cheap. Bandwidth = free. Unless you're Adam.

That works.

So **** bro, how ya been? Feels like I ain't talked to ya since the colleague days.

He's busy listening to me fret like a *****.

I can just imagine Ensanity and Ghost wearing gi's while wreslting in the front yard. You guys are going to get grass stains all over your ****.

Originally posted by Wushu
I can just imagine Ensanity and Ghost wearing gi's while wreslting in the front yard. You guys are going to get grass stains all over your ****.

That will not happen. Last time I was over at Tony's I got bored, and attempted to get some ****in mystery stain out of my gi. I washed that son of a ***** 4 times in the hottest of hot water, and only after ****ing the laundry with 409 and windex did that mother ****er come out. I will not be wrestling on grass in it anytime during the remainder of this life.

I can give a **** less about my gi getting stained, for two reasons:


1. I hate gi's

2. Battle scars on the gi

Grass stains are not battle scars. My **** looks immaculate.

Unless you look at the back... then it's all ****ed up. hahahaha

I'm doing alright....just workin and ****. Finally started takin BJJ with Left Bench. Got tapped by a girl the other day.

girls that can tap me turn me on

I haven't met a girl that has physically tapped me yet. The day I do, I believe I will have found "the one".

i used to get ****ed up at wrestling practice my this girl eve.

103lb hardbody black girl so hot!

she used to school me ALL ****IN DAY..

I was in love!

I watched her break one kids hands at a wrestling meet.

he kept grabbin her boobs, he got 2 warnings from the ref. durring one of the wanrning s the coach calls her over and goes if he grabs you again you know what to do. and the kid copped a feelshe reeled back boke both of his hands (i think he found out later she shattered like 8 of his knuckles) and he got DQ'd for gropin her.

she was amazing

I never rolled with a chick...i would feel weird driving my knee in her stomach to cause pure pain

Oh hell yeah in a ring!

i stepped on her box by accident.

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

I've never accidentally stepped on box. Remind me to add that to life's little list of things to do.

i accidently fell into and elbowed box. does that count at all?

Originally posted by Spencikiss
i stepped on her box by accident.

I've never done that to anyone ON ACCIDENT...Whenever I did that I was wearing golf shoes...

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
I haven't met a girl that has physically tapped me yet. The day I do, I believe I will have found "the one".

I train with a girl who could tap you.

She is about 175lbs and as Amazon as they get

My ex GF could tap me, but she was sneaky.

I am gonna flying triangel or armbar someone. Whoever it is , is gonna be a lucky S.O.B.

I want to have two matches. I want a gi match and a pancrase match. i will be ready. Come and get it.

The vid of thias will be awesome...I envy you ****ers like no other

i wanan see this ****. then beat the champ.

We should have a Canadian version too. I would represent Quebec.

I still remember some of the judo stuff I learned as a tennager like slapping the ground when I fall and tucking in my gi properly.

I would love to take on some of the Globalers from out West like those prairie pooftas and BC stoner trash.:devil

You are obviously well schooled J...you would have no trouble with the keylock master gman and the hockeystick weilding Hockeyfigher

Who wants to go against me? I will do a submission wrestling match.

I would, but the swim over would probably kill me first

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
Preliminary Matches:

Boxing Match: Ryan Mills vs. Richard Johnston

Main Event:

"Ruffneck" vs. Joe Ortiz (*special rules*)


Who are these people?

I think Ruffneck is well umm Ruffneck. I dont know the others.

Thanks for the support Seldom.

I think with a little refresher training I could reconnect with my mad judo skillz of yore.

remember to iron your gi with starch J...get it nice and crisp

I wish shadow lived by me. He would get his ass kicked. He is only tough though behind a keyboard and computer screen.

There are a lot of people like that I have found Tuff Guy...he is far from being the worst one.

He is the only oe that stalks me though on both AIM and the boards.

maybe he ;likes you....and not just likes you, but 'LIkes' likes you

That could be it. I think by blocking him I am playing hard to get. This sint the case though. I really dont care for him at all.

A Canadian version? I would so destroy every Canadian that posts on this board. I'm the baddest mamma jamma of all time, *****es.

Originally posted by Squezze
A Canadian version? I would so destroy every Canadian that posts on this board. I'm the baddest mamma jamma of all time, *****es.

right

BEST FIGHTS EVER

MIDWEST SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is Jake going to be fighting anyone? I think he should represent the green and gold

I agree, he has to win the right to bone his woman, if he loses then he gets sent back to convict-land

Negative...we don't want him back. But I agree he should fight for his rights to carnal knowledge

he could always go to europe

I think TBA is gonna win this thing.......

how can he fight so many peopel, at once?

he's like Shonie

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
he could always go to europe

Good point...RTB might have something to say about it though!

Europes almost as big as Russia, he can try to blend in

Hello.

Hey Blake,

Hoyak (I know its Hojay but itsounds like Hoyak) told me he is gonna mop the floro with you.

any comments?

Dave says many things...

like last night he said tha he is scared of geeting in a ring with a 300 pound person

any more comments sir?

he said he wants to introduce you to 2 of his friends.
Left and Right aka "obliteration" and "destruction"

He also said that i can crush his guard.

Originally posted by kaps
Who are these people?

ruffneck, he posts here. his name is javier. and joe ortiz is lei tong. werd.

WORD!

Okay but who are these people......

Boxing Match: Ryan Mills vs. Richard Johnston

filler.

I give you Filler Bunny

http://melladrama.com/babble/images/filler_bunny.gif

http://www.nihilistproduction.com/RPG/Amber/SLG/fillersm.jpg

is this gonna be sanctioned?

Probably not

Seeing as Blake is about 100 lbs more than Dave

I will fight but only if I get a huge payoff to take a dive.

Justin talk to Adam about that.. h =e needs an oponent.

yes he can pay me so he can feel the thrill of victory.

I'll go fight if you get me a match against Saroth......

Where's the pics from this event??

Originally posted by Wushu
Where's the pics from this event?? Its JUNE 7th RETARDO

It hasnt happened yet.....

****, my bad..I wasn't paying attention

Thats what happens when you dont read the whole thread.....