VulgarTheClown
05-16-2003, 04:56 AM
OK, so Paul, Timmy, Dan, Erica, and myself went out to Howl at the moon on river walk. This place was great.
A dueling piano bar. 2 piano's a drum set a bass and a guitar. and these guys were goin off. GREAT ENTERTAINMENT!
WHen its your b-day they call you up on stage make you sit on a piano and sing a song making fun of you.
no we walk in and they order the bucket. thats a big bucket with some punch in it and they pour an entire bottle of the liquor of your choice into it. we had pirates punch (captain and punch) drink that up
Erica orders me a shot or captains spiced rum, we do a shot. she then orders me a mystery drin kwhich turns out to be a Red Death. its 95% alchohol and 5% mixer. a horid tasting drink but i will say that that drin kalone got my more tipsy than all the drinks i had last night.
so Paul writes on a napkin to sing me happy b-day but they were takin there time callin me cause they just did a b-day right before Paul put in the request. so my friends are all drunk already (i'm still sober) and are yelling for them to take me up and embaras me. finally i get called (right as i finish my red death). they try to get me to sit on the piano, a girl runs up and says its her birtday too so i better get up on the piano. They force me to sit on a paiano as they sing a song about how small my penis is.
There is croud participation and everything. the ladies were like "is it?" i said "no matter what it is my tongue is better" they liked it there boyfriends diddn't
Timmy is EXTREMELY DRUNK I gotta pee so i start to walk to the bathroom, timmy decides he has to be Erica says she will walk him they get there I come out Erica grabs me drags me down the hall and starts makin out with me.
Timmy finishes we walk him back to the table and continue with our night, kissin and foolin around in front of everyne.
I hope this wasn't a drunk escapade cause i really like her.
I WOUDL LIKE TO THANK: Judo, BJJ, Boxing and wrestling for my sense of balance. I was definately beyong tipsy but noone in the bar coud tell cause i walked perfect. and had no flaws in my speach. the only give away was that i was slightly flushed.
I sit back down Erica is force feeding me more booze.
we leave at 2:30am cause thats when they close on thursday.
Me and Erica make out most of the way home. I am extremely happy.
We are goin out tomarrow for dinner i believe.
A dueling piano bar. 2 piano's a drum set a bass and a guitar. and these guys were goin off. GREAT ENTERTAINMENT!
WHen its your b-day they call you up on stage make you sit on a piano and sing a song making fun of you.
no we walk in and they order the bucket. thats a big bucket with some punch in it and they pour an entire bottle of the liquor of your choice into it. we had pirates punch (captain and punch) drink that up
Erica orders me a shot or captains spiced rum, we do a shot. she then orders me a mystery drin kwhich turns out to be a Red Death. its 95% alchohol and 5% mixer. a horid tasting drink but i will say that that drin kalone got my more tipsy than all the drinks i had last night.
so Paul writes on a napkin to sing me happy b-day but they were takin there time callin me cause they just did a b-day right before Paul put in the request. so my friends are all drunk already (i'm still sober) and are yelling for them to take me up and embaras me. finally i get called (right as i finish my red death). they try to get me to sit on the piano, a girl runs up and says its her birtday too so i better get up on the piano. They force me to sit on a paiano as they sing a song about how small my penis is.
There is croud participation and everything. the ladies were like "is it?" i said "no matter what it is my tongue is better" they liked it there boyfriends diddn't
Timmy is EXTREMELY DRUNK I gotta pee so i start to walk to the bathroom, timmy decides he has to be Erica says she will walk him they get there I come out Erica grabs me drags me down the hall and starts makin out with me.
Timmy finishes we walk him back to the table and continue with our night, kissin and foolin around in front of everyne.
I hope this wasn't a drunk escapade cause i really like her.
I WOUDL LIKE TO THANK: Judo, BJJ, Boxing and wrestling for my sense of balance. I was definately beyong tipsy but noone in the bar coud tell cause i walked perfect. and had no flaws in my speach. the only give away was that i was slightly flushed.
I sit back down Erica is force feeding me more booze.
we leave at 2:30am cause thats when they close on thursday.
Me and Erica make out most of the way home. I am extremely happy.
We are goin out tomarrow for dinner i believe.