What are the things I HAVE to do if I came to the US for a holiday of say 6 weeks?

I am thinking Vegas would be a priority, hopefully around a UFC time or a K-1 time.

St.Louis is a must

get into a car accident...thats always fun.. :-)

St.Louis...I will write that down.

Have had a couple of accidents, no fun there

Youn would want to see Chicago. I must say that is a vewry fun town.

New York City is a place you have to see. i have never been but i am going there next year.

Yeah? We don't hear much about Chicago here apart from it being windy..

New York would be so ****en different to anything I have ever seen. My town is like a country town and is small...I would probably get lost within 30 minutes in New York

Los Angeles is the best though. We have hookers, massage parlors, strippers, ****, transvestites, cross dressers all that good stuff. You can also go to Hollywood. It is such a fun city. The only thing bad about it is everything closes at 2 AM in the morning and public transportation sucks. But it is a rad city.

Jake loves LA, he speaks highly of it. If I do go over, it is definitely where I would start out from

I still want to go see the great barrier reefs.....One day I will

You should, the reef is awesome, I use to live on the coast there where it is, have dived about 30 or 40 hours worth on it.

that sounds great...I saw it on tv a couple of times and fell in love.

The water is ALWAYS warm, the colour is amazing, the amount of bizarre looking fish and other sea life is freaky.

I can't recommend it enough

I will buy you a prostitute if you come ot Seldom or Curly!!!!

right on!!!

You are a true friend! I am so going to call a travel agent tonight!

There are some good looking whores here too. I can also take you to Mexico. It is about 2 hours away. You can get the best looking whores ever at the hotels down there. It is only a total of $45 American there. Last time I was there I boned some chick who looked exactly like Christina Aguilera. It was great. I usually bring about $200 with me. That means 3 whores and beer and food. I love Mexico.

I think I will love Mexico also...

Beer and tacos are great and cheap down there. You can bargain for anything down there. I bought some blankets they were selling for $30. I got them down to $15. It is great.

I am not into drugs but if you are you can get some good stuff down there. If you use or want steroids you can get them all down there. It is a party animals dream.

Cheap beer and tacos sounds pretty ****en good. Sounds kinda like Bali which is like Australian Mexico. Cheap beer and the locals will try to sell you their sisters for the right price.

I aint into drugs either

We need to make th GlobalMMA Mexico trip. It would be insane.

Great idea! Get as many as possible there...Hojak could bring the camera...would be ****en priceless

I am being dead serious though. It would be so much fin for everyone. Lets get a money pool going.

I agree...I would have to get myself over there for that for sure...****, I had best sell a kidney or something

just dont sell your testicles or weener. You are gonna need it.

Good point

They will probably fall off after you are done using them in Mexico.

I hear Vegas has an impressive drag queen community.You may want to make some inquiries in that direction. I bet they'd welcome you with open arms.

Originally posted by seldomTap
What are the things I HAVE to do if I came to the US for a holiday of say 6 weeks?

I am thinking Vegas would be a priority, hopefully around a UFC time or a K-1 time.

Come to Detroit

New York is the way to go. If you rent yourself a car or ketch a train Boston and Philly are only hours away.

New york is so ****ing populated its just not funny. Its a city that builds up.

Fun fact: you can fit the entire city of Boston in central park.