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ArjukanpoKarate
05-15-2003, 05:48 PM
Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... they take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

:lol3:
Prince
05-15-2003, 05:49 PM
i'm the handicapped
ArjukanpoKarate
05-15-2003, 05:50 PM
awwwwwwww
Bluecifer
05-15-2003, 05:51 PM
You go girl! Where's my Alanis Morristte CD?
ArjukanpoKarate
05-15-2003, 05:53 PM
Well my husband started that other thread. lol So I thought I'd put this up.
:devil
GhosT^x0
05-15-2003, 05:54 PM
How's this.... women are like Saran Wrap... clingy and transparent.

oOoOoOoOooohhhh

daaaaaaaamn
Bluecifer
05-15-2003, 05:54 PM
I liked this one better than the sexist jokes one, this one seemed truer.
Bluecifer
05-15-2003, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
How's this.... women are like Saran Wrap... clingy and transparent.

oOoOoOoOooohhhh

daaaaaaaamn


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAO! That was funnn6y! haven't heard that one before either...
ArjukanpoKarate
05-15-2003, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
How's this.... women are like Saran Wrap... clingy and transparent.

oOoOoOoOooohhhh

daaaaaaaamn


hahaha that was good Dave...


Men are like........ Candy....... Sweet, but it never lasts very long.
Fallout
05-15-2003, 06:06 PM
Women are like cars

They cost way too much money, are very hard to maintain and its better if they are fast
Bluecifer
05-15-2003, 06:12 PM
Women are like a nice, warm comforting sock filled with Vaseline only they never STFU...
Bella
05-15-2003, 06:45 PM
Amen. To the man part anyway.
GhosT^x0
05-15-2003, 06:48 PM
Heya sweetheart. :)
The Jake
05-15-2003, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
How's this.... women are like Saran Wrap... clingy and transparent.

oOoOoOoOooohhhh

daaaaaaaamn

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/FrancOWNED.jpg

- J.
TuffGuy
05-15-2003, 08:52 PM
Franco Columbo was a bad mutha****er. He was buff. Just like The Jake.
The Jake
05-15-2003, 08:58 PM
I wish I was Franco.

I could live with being 5'3" if I could deadlift a mother****ing car...

(he used to own world records for powerlifting and did amateur boxing. not to mention he's also got a doctorate as well. very well rounded individual).

- J.
Fallout
05-15-2003, 10:19 PM
deadlifting a car.......****

and I used to think bench pressing was tough