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The Golden Bear
05-15-2003, 03:15 PM
Ok, if Rollins came up to you and was like. "You can have sex with me, but only if you make out with Vulgar"


What would you do?

Purity
05-15-2003, 03:17 PM
ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

good ****ing question man!

The Golden Bear
05-15-2003, 03:18 PM
damn, i got goose bumps from your compliment Tony.. thanks :)

Prince
05-15-2003, 03:19 PM
for 500k i'd do either

Purity
05-15-2003, 03:20 PM
no no!!!

i got a better one. what if she had to get DP'd by BOTH of them!!! now henry could be in front so she could look at him the whole time but ben still gets to rally from behind.

Allison
05-15-2003, 03:20 PM
I'd slit my wrists just from the thought of making out with him, then I'd never read another Rollins book again.


Rollins is probably much better in my head, anyhow.



How are you, sexy , beautiful, Blake?

Allison
05-15-2003, 03:21 PM
Purity, you're ruining by sex life as we speak. I'm like the Sahara right now.

The Golden Bear
05-15-2003, 03:22 PM
hahaha tony.

Allison i have my pants down, and feeling good with the crisp Long Beach sea air moving over my naked hairy genitals and legs.

How is Allison?

ruffneck119
05-15-2003, 03:22 PM
Hahahahaha!!

The Golden Bear
05-15-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Allison
Purity, you're ruining by sex life as we speak. I'm like the Sahara right now.

Ahh the power of Astoglide (or KY)

Bzob
05-15-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by The Blake
hahaha tony.

Allison i have my pants down, and feeling good with the crisp Long Beach sea air moving over my naked hairy genitals and legs.

How is Allison?

I feel dirty

Allison
05-15-2003, 03:24 PM
I'm fine. Did Tony ever give you that book? He acts like he hates it, but he obviously wants to hold onto it.

Thinking of you with your hairy genitals swaying in the breeze is suddnely de-Saharaizing me.

The Golden Bear
05-15-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Allison
I'm fine. Did Tony ever give you that book? He acts like he hates it, but he obviously wants to hold onto it.

Thinking of you with your hairy genitals swaying in the breeze is suddnely de-Saharaizing me.

Nope, he has not, but it think he has the book at his hosue now.

I want to read it.

Im glad my genitals could save the day... But they may not be able to next time!!

The Golden Bear
05-15-2003, 03:29 PM
When ever i go to Tonys place, he is not there, or i forget.

Im going to ask him to keep the book out so i can just pick it up next time.

VulgarTheClown
05-15-2003, 03:31 PM
I would not make out with allison. if i did i would biteher tongue off.

The Golden Bear
05-15-2003, 03:32 PM
+

handjobs4dollars
05-15-2003, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I would not make out with allison. if i did i would biteher tongue off.


yeah right you luv allison.

Purity
05-15-2003, 03:38 PM
that book's sitting in the living room next to the window. feel free to take it anytime.

VulgarTheClown
05-15-2003, 03:40 PM
You have no idea how much I haet allison.

I am unable to hold a grudge but I honestly hate Allison and i completely hold a grudge against her.

**** her i hope she dies the most painfull death possible.


I want her to watch everyone she cares about die, each form there own horrible dissease. Sars. Aids, Syphalis, the list goes on.

I want her to see them and feel there pain. I want her to sink to the deepest depts of depression but be unable to kill herself so she has to wallow in it.

Then i want her to start to come back and mabye even feel good when in the midst of it all something horrible happens to her and she is paralysed and has a stoke and loses motor funtion.

i want her to waste away like that.

handjobs4dollars
05-15-2003, 03:42 PM
love makes the world go round.

Aaron Bizarre
05-15-2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
You have no idea how much I haet allison.

I am unable to hold a grudge but I honestly hate Allison and i completely hold a grudge against her.

**** her i hope she dies the most painfull death possible.


I want her to watch everyone she cares about die, each form there own horrible dissease. Sars. Aids, Syphalis, the list goes on.

I want her to see them and feel there pain. I want her to sink to the deepest depts of depression but be unable to kill herself so she has to wallow in it.

Then i want her to start to come back and mabye even feel good when in the midst of it all something horrible happens to her and she is paralysed and has a stoke and loses motor funtion.

i want her to waste away like that.


My I ask why you hate Her this much? I mean its only a messageboard man.

The Ensanity
05-15-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Misery
My I ask why you hate Her this much? I mean its only a messageboard man. I think its because she ripped off his nipple

Prince
05-15-2003, 03:47 PM
i've always wondered what fuels this hatred also

Aaron Bizarre
05-15-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
I think its because she ripped off his nipple


when did this happen? I need to get online at home. I miss all the good ****.

The Ensanity
05-15-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown at Ironlife
no I hate allison cause she destroyed my nipple.

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2346269.jpg

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2346282.jpg

OH and she is a complete ****headed *****.

Prince
05-15-2003, 03:50 PM
holy ****..what happened there!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!?????

The Golden Bear
05-15-2003, 03:51 PM
oh god.

Aaron Bizarre
05-15-2003, 03:57 PM
how did she do that?

The Ensanity
05-15-2003, 03:59 PM
ask Vulgar

VulgarTheClown
05-15-2003, 04:05 PM
i had nipple rings at one point in time.

I went to a grappling event an met allison and tanner.

Allison grabbed my nipple and yanked the ****in thing.

I start bleeding and hurting. within 3 days my ****in nipple got so huge and full of scar tissue that I had to take the ring out.


she destroyed my nipple. and the whole time aftershe had done it not a ****in appology NOTHING just her being a cunt.

I hope she ****in dies.

i can't ****in stand her. **** her.

VulgarTheClown
05-15-2003, 04:05 PM
She was a complete ***** to me from the time she walked up to me to the time she left.

Tanner was nice.

she was a *****.

Prince
05-15-2003, 04:07 PM
now i understand the hate.

i think i would have cried for days.

Allison
05-15-2003, 04:07 PM
* sigh

These are the stories I'll tell my children.

I'm flattered that someone puts so much time in hating me.

Bzob
05-15-2003, 04:08 PM
He had an nipple ring

Prince
05-15-2003, 04:09 PM
i would be flattered too. i strive to be hated in my town. i hope nobody ever recognizes my car parked somewhere.

Allison
05-15-2003, 04:09 PM
Charles, am I a *****? Be honest. Was I *****y to you at all?

Blake?

Hojak?

The Ensanity
05-15-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Allison
Charles, am I a *****? Be honest. Was I *****y to you at all?

Blake?

Hojak? You were nice to me when I met you.

Purity
05-15-2003, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
She was a complete ***** to me from the time she walked up to me to the time she left.


funny, that's why i LIKE her.

VulgarTheClown
05-15-2003, 04:15 PM
it takes no time out of my day.

I'm on the forums you pop up i spew hate. take the same effort to type as i would type normally.


If you weren't such a ***** we wouldn't have this problem. Apparently you enjoy being a cunt. I guess that relates to you being undesired at some pivital point in your life. Mabye you were unpopular in high school. Mabye your dad or uncle loved you a bit to much.

whatever it was your emotional damage was taken out on me and my piercings. I now have deformed body parts thanks to you.

now i know your gonna come on here and take pride in the fact, so **** you.

next your gonna check my post for spelling errors like it means something. It doesn't.


Your life has been empty. Your existance if futile. The only thing of any gravity that you have ever done was steeling checks and that landed you in jail.

your life is meaningless.

Bluecifer
05-15-2003, 04:20 PM
If someone reduced one of my beautiful, beloved nipples to an ugly, useless little nubbin like that, I can't help but wonder if I would be as filled with hate as Vulgar, somehow I don't think so. I only lick on my own nipples hourly(yes, my tongue is feakishly long, I pick up my coffee mug with it).

Prince
05-15-2003, 04:21 PM
i just tried licking my own nipple, i can do it too.

The Ensanity
05-15-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
If someone reduced one of my beautiful, beloved nipples to an ugly, useless little nubbin like that, I can't help but wonder if I would be as filled with hate as Vulgar, somehow I don't think so. I only lick on my own nipples hourly(yes, my tongue is feakishly long, I pick up my coffee mug with it). do you show off your tongue proudly to people?

Allison
05-15-2003, 04:26 PM
He's completely exagerating about my ruining his nipple. He would just like to have some excuse to bash me. Its too bad he doesnt need one. I enjoy his ranting.

Next, he'll be saying I made his head deformed, too.

Tha Playa
05-15-2003, 04:33 PM
My nipple is deformed, it has a diagonal scar completly across it. Hasn't slowed me down too much. Most chicks think it's pretty cool and the ones who don't couldn't care less.Chill out bro, it seems you overreacting a bit.

VulgarTheClown
05-15-2003, 04:34 PM
no my head was made deformed when I was young and used to throw myself off high platforms for fun.

you infact did destroy my nipple.

I don't like bashing peopole, I'm not good at bashing people BUT you ****ed up my **** and acted like a complete ******* the whole time.

I resent you, as a person you make me sick.

Prince
05-15-2003, 04:35 PM
just make up lies about it.

say it got ripped off in the war, gang fight, while you were stopping an armed criminal. it'll probably get you laid.

Purity
05-15-2003, 04:35 PM
it's times like this that some good ol' tom araya:

You self-righteous ****
Give me a reason not to rip your ****ing face off
Why don't you take a good look in these eyes
Cause I'm the one that's gonna tear your ****ing heart
out
My hate is contagious; you've got no one to run to
EXILE

Just tell me ****ing why everything becomes an issue
Your opinion is always senseless - **** this
You make my ****ing skin crawl
I've lived with it - can't stand anymore
My worst nightmare
I want to take a bullet in the ****ing head
Every time I think of you, every time I think of you

Purity
05-15-2003, 04:36 PM
For my own peace of mind - I'm going to
Tear your ****ing eyes out
Rip your ****ing flesh off
Beat you till you're just a ****ing lifeless carcass
**** you and your progress
Watch me ****ing regress
You were made to take the fall - now you're nothing
PAYBACK'S A ***** MUTHER****ER!!!!

You only live to be a parasite
Your life must suck when nothing's going your way
Everything melts away before your eyes
You're just a punk that doesn't have the sense to get away
Get the **** away

The Ensanity
05-15-2003, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
no my head was made deformed when I was young and used to throw myself off high platforms for fun.
youre joking, right?

Allison
05-15-2003, 04:42 PM
LOL!! A normal person would have realized how moronic they sound by this time, considering you havent offended me or hurt my feelings once.

VulgarTheClown
05-15-2003, 04:42 PM
kinda but not really.

In all reality my head isn't deformed, its just big.

when i was young i DID jump off really high things for fun.

I would jump off my roof do a couple flips land in my pool, on other ocasions i would jump to the ground.

when i was 3 i got on the back of the couch and dove face first off slamming my face into and end table cutting my head open and knocking me unconcious. When i woke up i went out to play and jumped out of my tree house.

I was a dare devil

VulgarTheClown
05-15-2003, 04:45 PM
My goal is not to offend you but obviously your is to offend me. I personally don't give a **** about you but you come on here and talk and talk and talk about me non stop. I could give a **** about you. your absolutely meaning less to me. I justget tired of seein you AV pop up. it makes me nausious

Bzob
05-15-2003, 04:46 PM
Cant we all just get along?

Bluecifer
05-15-2003, 04:47 PM
OMFG! This thread rules! This whole thing is funny as hell! allison did you just walk right up to Vulgar and tear his nipple off? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAO!!!! That is NOT nice...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tha Playa
05-15-2003, 04:48 PM
Damn, I miss the sea monkey days more and more............

Prince
05-15-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
OMFG! This thread rules! This whole thing is funny as hell! allison did you just walk right up to Vulgar and tear his nipple off? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAO!!!! That is NOT nice...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
OMFG! This thread rules! This whole thing is funny as hell! allison did you just walk right up to Vulgar and tear his nipple off? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAO!!!! That is NOT nice...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
OMFG! This thread rules! This whole thing is funny as hell! allison did you just walk right up to Vulgar and tear his nipple off? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAO!!!! That is NOT nice...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
OMFG! This thread rules! This whole thing is funny as hell! allison did you just walk right up to Vulgar and tear his nipple off? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAO!!!! That is NOT nice...Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Allison
05-15-2003, 04:49 PM
Then kill yourself, ****er!! Why couldnt you have been that guy who jumped off the 4th story floor last week and shattered himself?? Why cant you be that guy who took all those pills because people in a chat room were egging him on?

I wish you would end up in a horrible gas fire.

The Ensanity
05-15-2003, 04:50 PM
HAHAHHAHAHA

Prince
05-15-2003, 04:50 PM
ripper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told u I was hardcore

VulgarTheClown
05-15-2003, 04:52 PM
I decided at 15 I would never commit suicide, it woudl make to many people happy.

as for you, your a cancer on the face of the planet a tumor on the face of humanity.

I hope you get rubbed out like a quick nut.

Prince
05-15-2003, 04:52 PM
**** u
pusys
u are so ****ing stupid

Prince
05-15-2003, 04:53 PM
i wish i could rub one out, i have a chafed dick on the underneath. i gotta one after beating off after a hot shower, i don't know the science behind it.

Prince
05-15-2003, 04:54 PM
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ripper is a gangster!!!

Prince
05-15-2003, 04:56 PM
he is going to drink another bottle of methadone I think
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Prince
05-15-2003, 04:57 PM
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Prince
05-15-2003, 04:58 PM
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Prince
05-15-2003, 04:59 PM
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Prince
05-15-2003, 04:59 PM
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