Why do they always have to be in the right?

You argue with them, they can say whatever they like to you. But as soon as you start to give as good as you get, your in the wrong not them.

Then even though you don't have much to apologise for, you end up apologising like a mug. They love it when you apologise, so they can thrown it straight back.

This is from past experience. Well last night actually. So now the missus ain't speaking to me.

She was finally going to put out today and all

Send a letter to dear deidre

Why do they always have to be in the right?

You argue with them, they can say whatever they like to you. But as soon as you start to give as good as you get, your in the wrong not them.

Then even though you don't have much to apologise for, you end up apologising like a mug. They love it when you apologise, so they can thrown it straight back.

This is from past experience. Well last night actually. So now the missus ain't speaking to me.

She was finally going to put out today and all
sheep are two a penny mate, bag another

She demons, the lot of em'. Take what yer want and don't let em' get their claws in yer head. **** em' then chuck em'.

sheep are two a penny mate, bag another

Shanus has taught you well my son.

Shanus has taught you well my son.

Babes, you have a choice. One bottle of Jack D or six cans of Stell. Which do yer go for?

Babes, you have a choice. One bottle of Jack D or six cans of Stell. Which do yer go for?

Me regular tipple is the old Stella, so I'll have a treat and go for the JD.

What would you choose me darling?

Me regular tipple is the old Stella, so I'll have a treat and go for the JD.

What would you choose me darling?


This was infact a little problem I was faced with today, me lover. I went with Jack, and I'm cunting glad I did! :beerchug:

This was infact a little problem I was faced with today, me lover. I went with Jack, and I'm cunting glad I did! :beerchug:

You made the right choice. I can tell that you were touched with a wee bit of divine inspiration there, for many a bum boy would have wilted when faced with the pressure of making such a tough decision.

Alan bless you :luvbed:

Can't live with em', Can't live without em'.

You made the right choice. I can tell that you were touched with a wee bit of divine inspiration there, for many a bum boy would have wilted when faced with the pressure of making such a tough decision.

Alan bless you :luvbed:

I was sure to consult almighty Alan before making me decision. A choice like that shouldn't be taken likely, so it shouldn't.

I was sure to consult almighty Alan before making me decision. A choice like that shouldn't be taken likely, so it shouldn't.

Any man who could casually decide without consulting the Almighty Alan and giving the matter some serious thought is a man who deserves a flacid trousersnake. You done right Southpaw, you done bleeding right.

Indeed, don't even try to reason with them. Your best bet is to listen to her and then do it your way anyway.

Or put her in a position where she is a guilty party, that always works, make her feel guilty and ****.