This morning, Im coming out of the Liquor store and there is this old guy pissing by the sidewalk of a busy street. He couldn’t go to the parking lot like normal people? Or turn his back to the public? The last thing I want to see in the morning is a pissing old man…Hell it wasn’t like he was a hobo bum, I can understand that. I hope that’s the last old penis I see today.

What a great thing to wake up to, Next is waking up to your woman giving you a blowjob.

i saw a geezers package one day and broke my collar bone that evening, no lie.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i saw a geezers package one day and broke my collar bone that evening, no lie. oh ****!


Id better be carefully

Originally posted by The Ensanity
This morning, Im coming out of the Liquor store and there is this old guy pissing by the sidewalk of a busy street. He couldn’t go to the parking lot like normal people? Or turn his back to the public? The last thing I want to see in the morning is a pissing old man…Hell it wasn’t like he was a hobo bum, I can understand that. I hope that’s the last old penis I see today.

That is a VERY ****in' bad sign my friend. I suggest you make arrangements to get your affairs in order....Also, I hope you got something good at the liqour store...

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
That is a VERY ****in' bad sign my friend. I suggest you make arrangements to get your affairs in order....Also, I hope you got something good at the liqour store... ****!

I see it all the time in the gym. Shreads my psyche until I can adapt to such a horrific sight.

I see a phlacid moment coming to you during sex sometime in the future.

hhahahaha.. think baseball... baseball.