Someone was telling me about George Carlin and how he says that anal sex is like the Garden of Eden. The only reason guys want it is because we're told we can have anything the chick offers. EXCEPT that she tells us. Like God telling Adam and Eve they can eat any fruit EXCEPT THAT ONE. It's off limits... soooo.... naturally we want it.

I laughed my arse off coz I thought it made sense.

Anyone else agree with this?

- J.

I always thought of an anus more of like a sewer than a garden...but I see the analogy

Perhaps Wushu can help answer this one...

- J.

ttt!

- J.

I just like the ass because it feels better and it is tighter.

and its where poop comes from.

Originally posted by TuffGuy
I just like the ass because it feels better and it is tighter.

Are you saying the fact that chicks do NOT want that area touched has NOTHING to do with it?

I challenge that.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Are you saying the fact that chicks do NOT want that area touched has NOTHING to do with it?

I challenge that.

- J.

That too. It is a feeling of knowing you have pwn3d them. But I also like it because it is tight. And yes, poop does come from there zioxioz.

Originally posted by The Jake
Are you saying the fact that chicks do NOT want that area touched has NOTHING to do with it?

I challenge that.

- J.

So then you would understand when your girlfriend wants to strap on a dildo and get you from behind?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
So then you would understand when your girlfriend wants to strap on a dildo and get you from behind?

no.

I got with one girl and she wanted to try EVERYTHING! This is a way was good but she was inexperienced and all that but I couldn't find any real arrousal in it without the slight protest to the activities.

There aren't many virgins left in America, over the age of 17 anyways. But there are many ass virgins left, and I have made it my personal mission to deflower as many of them as possible.

Not into anal. Poo is gross, don't wanna see it on my beloved dick...same goes for periods...

Originally posted by The Jake
Perhaps Wushu can help answer this one...

- J. Anal Sex is the ****! Too bad my wife isn't really into it. Honestly,

Originally posted by The Jake
Are you saying the fact that chicks do NOT want that area touched has NOTHING to do with it?

I challenge that.

- J. I must admit Jake, it is kind of a power thing

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
So then you would understand when your girlfriend wants to strap on a dildo and get you from behind?

I could understand it, if they admitted it would be a power trip and that was it. That's not to say it would happen, only I could understand it.

That said, why would they want to? I mean they wouldn't even get any arousal out of it if they're using a strapon??

The reverse, however, does not hold true.

- J.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
So then you would understand when your girlfriend wants to strap on a dildo and get you from behind?


ok for 1. I'm his wife not girlfriend. ;)

and 2. A strap on dildo is not my thing, so I wouldn't get a charge out of it. I understand your point tho. I think a bj is way more of a power trip for me. ;)

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
I think a bj is way more of a power trip for me. ;) Thus the reason he is whipped...YOU GO GIRL.

I'd be afraid that a chick with strap on wouldn't be gentle enough on my tight, sweet, virgin ass, the penis envy+power trip could=a sadistic ass pounding evil *****, and I'm scared of those.

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Make em bleed is the motto that i live by.

Is that when you where in jail?

no

I think Slap Happy really demonstrated who is in control of a blowjob.... that **** is just ****ed up...

- J.

Originally posted by Zen420
There aren't many virgins left in America, over the age of 17 anyways. But there are many ass virgins left, and I have made it my personal mission to deflower as many of them as possible.

This is one of the best quotes I have ever heard. It shall now be in my signature.

I do concur... that was a good one!

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
I do concur... that was a good one!

- J.
That is one for the ages.

To deflowering the *******

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
ok for 1. I'm his wife not girlfriend. ;)

Sorry about that. :) I just meant in general to all the men in here who like to give it up the ass because of a control issue. I was just curious if they would understand if the roles were reversed.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
the penis envy+power trip could=a sadistic ass pounding evil *****, and I'm scared of those.

:lol3: :lol3:

come on, there has to be more guys with an opinion on this

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
come on, there has to be more guys with an opinion on this

Nope

I want to give anal sex to a beautiful woman

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
Nope

Then can we have your opinion ma'am